George Osborne [4]

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George Fuckwit Osborne again!!! Red mist rises. Steamed up me damn monacle. Or is it red toxic commie discharge from the nuclear power stations the chinks are going to be building with the frogs all over our fair land. The frogs and the chinks! Unfucking believable. And this is the country that pionered safe(ish) nuclear energy!

Osborne is so desparate to take frog and chink cock up his arse that he is borrowing the money to pay the chinks to build the power stations from the same chinks at extortionate rates. Has also guaranteed to pay the frogs a premium fixed price for the electricity generated irrespective of market prices falling in the medium to long term when economies of scale kick in. Bugger me butler and sod me servants. Screwed us both ways.

Only an ex-public school boy like Osbourne could accomodate so much cock up his arse simultaneously – yank cock, kraut cock, frog cock, chink cock, jap cock, indian cock, korean cock, saudi cock – the list is endless. Fucking United Nations up there.

Osbourne you tratorious tosser, you have sold out all that remains of our once great nation. Go choke on all the johnny foreigner spunk up your orifices. You shameful cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

The Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau riche arrivistes are the top cunt class of the world. The jumped up posh like Cameron or any of his rat bag crew are out to shaft the working man. I reserve a special contempt for the fake posh like Lord for fucks sake Julien Fellowes (cunting on its way), yet another actor playing a part that has gone to his head. If I may raise a humble cheer for us old school aristos, of whom sadly few remain, we at least know how to comport ourselves with the lower orders. In the breeding donchaknow.

Never happier than when motoring around the grounds delivering a Christmas box to the estate workers. Too embarassed to dwell on the look of supplicant gratitude that lights up their humble faces when their grubby little bairns tear open the wrapping paper to find a pair of warm socks and a shilling for the gas meter. They shall have light on Christmas Day!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

David Attenborough [2]

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David Atten-bore is a cunt. Agreed some of his programmes are class but this old git is obsessed with the depopulation of the human race. Ok then Dave if you feel that strongly why don’t you kick the process off yourself?

I suggest the best way for a nature dwelling cunt such as your self is suicide by mushroom. Eat the trippy ones first so you sit quivering in the park, thinking your a fake Chinese Elvis being shot at by Orang-utans on roller skates, then death will seem a welcome release….. The death cap follows shutting down your vital organs til you drop and then hey fucking presto you’ve depopulated the planet by one at least.

Well done Dave, 1 Atten-Bore down,1 to go…. Where’s Dicky?

Nominated by: London Cunt

Jay Z

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Jay Z is a talentless cunt if ever there was one.

His music is unlistenable shite that my dogs arsehole could put together.

It sounds like a combination of Dubstepmoobathontraphousegrungeindieguitarsoulskankingwankfuckbuggerbollockstriphopcuntin
gunfreshshitstainedhandshandysecondhandtrampywank see.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish