I’ve watched this cunt hammered and still he’s not even raised a single laugh. Christ the bloody chuckle brothers are funnier than this cunt. Bowel cancer is funnier than this cunt.
This is a bishop that deserves to be bashed repeatedly round the head until some humour is knocked into him.
Nominated by: London Cunt
They caught the cunt bumming the dead body in the coffin when they went to throw it on the fire.
Nominated by: Sherry
( and since when did the cunt become Jewish and wear a skull cap? Thought he was a closet Kafflik? )
These Fucking Froggie Frackers have been implicated in using slave labour to build gas pipelines in Burma plus allegations of bribery in most parts of the world in which they operate – Malta, Italy and Iraq (where it is alleged they had Sadam Hussein on the payroll) Italy and Iran in exchange for contracts and not observing safety standards.
Although publicly listed, the company retains close links with the French Government. Just like EDF, the French johnnies Cameron has entrusted with our nuclear energy industry (and stitched us up with contract pricing that will continue to deliver the highest prices for energy in Europe remember).
What better choice then me hearties to be digging up and protecting the delicate balance of so many areas of our most sensitive countryside. We can trust the French can’t we? What a joy it will be when it is finally revealed how much we will have to pay the frogs for the use of our own gas.
Total Energy? Total Cunts more like…
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
One should never trust the French. A nation of opportunistic Cunts. A win-win situation for Cameron of course, as it helps make any secession from Europe more difficult, the UK profits used to shore up his useless Government and if things do go badly wrong, then we can all blame the French for their incompetence.
Nominated by: Toadspanker
They’ve long since descended into Match of The Day style chumminess. I don’t give a fuck about Botham and his wine drinking, or Hussein’s big nose.
A shower of matey boring cunts tossing each other’s massive ego off all night long.
Bollocks to them too.
Nominated by: Danb
Dressed up like a cunt with his singlet and big hat with St George cross on it, imploring these matey ballbags to commence another of the long since boring ‘barmy army’ chants, they are past their sell by date, just like most of the current England team.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love my cricket. I went to the first test in Brisbane but the idea that I’d be lumped in with those fuckers would make me puke. Time they fucked up forever – And that bastard trumpeter. Wankers.
Vic Flowers wiki entry says, and I kid you not :
“Flowers is a Roman Catholic and has children, but has not seen them for 20 years.”
Who the fuck could be surprised at that? He looks dodgy – like Bob Grant from On the Buses.
Nominated by: Danb