John Bishop is an unfunny android looking (remember Steve Penk… a fellow member of the unfunny android club) professional scouser cunt of a cunt with bells on.

I’ve watched this cunt hammered and still he’s not even raised a single laugh. Christ the bloody chuckle brothers are funnier than this cunt. Bowel cancer is funnier than this cunt.

This is a bishop that deserves to be bashed repeatedly round the head until some humour is knocked into him.

Nominated by: London Cunt