Ed Miliband [7]

Posted on January 27, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

“Vote for me and I’ll give you all loadsa money!”

Ed Miliband recently had an operation on his nose and palate, so he would not sound so jewish.

While he was unconscious we saw the surgeon lean over and whisper gently in his ear, “Ed you are a snot-gobbling-dirty-little-pox-arsed-cock-tosser!”

Nominated by: Brian Barrough

David Cameron [13]

Posted on January 26, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

David cameron is the most cuntbolloxing little shitlegged arsehole bandit bastard cocksucker since Tony “toerag” Blair.

Nominated by: Kelvin Ballsacre

(In the interest of equality, I would like to point out that Miliband and Clegg are just as fucking bad! Ed.)

Rabbie Burns

Posted on January 25, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Burns night – haggis & turnips, tartan and bagpipes, lashings of cheap blended whisky, and a bunch of pretentious fuckwits spouting incomprehensible drivel in an archaic barbarian dialect. Just another day in Scotland, then.

That Tam O’Shanter was a cunt, too.

Nominated by: cuntybaws

Disabled parking

Posted on January 24, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Able bodied cunts who park in disabled spaces are selfish cunts who make life even more difficult for those, to whom a shorter walk to local amenities is made much harder by their selfishness and thoughtlessness.

A suitable punishment would be for offenders to have both legs broken and be made to walk on crutches in mid winter to get a pint of milk.

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Fucking disabled cunts who lend their blue badges to their fee dodging relatives should be made to walk everywhere and if they can’t then it fucking serves them right!

Ditto genuinely disable drivers who park on double yellow lines when there is a perfectly good legal parking space less than 10 feet away. Lazy fuckers!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Pseudo-Feminists

Posted on January 23, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I really hate those pseudo-feminist cunts who make fun of Lance Armstrong’s bollocks “condition”. They think they are ‘sticking it to The Man’ when they laugh and cajole about poor Mr. Armstrong’s lightness in the saddle. Really gets on my teats, it does. The cunts don’t realise that they are still just slaves to the horrid Patriarchy they profess to be denigrating with such frivolity.

Belittling the hapless man’s testicular challenges does not a gender-warrior make!

Is it not cruel? Is it just as much fun to make light of Mrs. Pitt who had to endure a radical mastectomy? Is it fun to ask Lorena Bobbitt, “Cut off any dicks lately?” Is it fun to ask a male, “Carve up any vulva lately?”

Nominated by : Cuddling Aquarians