Phillip Schofield

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Mr ITV himself, Phillip Schofield, deserves to be cunted everyday for the next Millennium.

This fucking silver haired smarmy cunt seems to infect ITV’s output endlessly (This Morning, The Cube, Dancing On Shite, Mr & Mrs etc etc). Even Ebola & AIDS are less virulent than this stoat faced weasel.

He prances around on TV like he fucking owns the media, he is the equivalent of Magnolia Emulsion & he seems to think he is somehow a God because he has 3 million followers on Twitter (maybe someone should tell him A. 80% of those are BOTS & B. the other 20% are dormant accounts.)

A true cunt who I would happily beat to death with a rolled up Newspaper, it may take a week but I would enjoy administering EVERY single blow – the CUNT

Nominated by: got fiddy pee for da leccy meter

Paul Gadd

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Sure he must have been cunted previously (amazingly it seems not – Ed), but I’d like to re-nominate Chief Nonce Paul Gadd (aka Gary Glitter).

In Court, when asked about his previous conviction for the possession of indecent images of children, Gadd recycled the old “I was abused as a child and was just trying to work through my own issues” sob story – which is what we lawyers refer to as The Pete Townshend Defence. There’s only one thing worse than a nonce and that’s a nonce who refuses to admit his own guilt. Hang the cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

Ghostbusters

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I know it hasn’t come out yet, but we all know it’s going to be shite….

And the new all-female Ghostbusters 3 team, typical politically correct multi-culti bollocks (are the BBC involved?)… And why pick such an array of wasp chewing munters for the roles? At least we could have some nice arses in those jumpsuits, even if the story was crap…

And I bet some silly tart: like Perry, Rihanna or Trainor (Dear God, no!) squawks her way through a remake of the original theme tune… Who ya gunna call? Ghostmunters!

Nominated by: Norman

Jack Whitehall

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Jack Whitehall is a monumental cunt.

I am not sure why it is he continues to appear on BBC shows, now with one of his own with his fucking Dad.

He cannot put a sentence out without mentioning “oh did you know I was Posh “?

This cunt is nothing more than a fuck puppet for mincers such as Graham Norton and he and his dad need to now fuck right off out of here.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Josie Cunningham

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I’d like to offer up for a long overdue cunting, Josie Cunningham. Bad enough that I have to see my taxes go on supporting wasters like her, who screw the benefits system for anything they can get.

Infuriating that this woman gets £4,800 for a boob job on the NHS whilst hundreds of OAP’s, die before they can get the treatment they need, but the arrogance, stupidity and selfishness of this chavette, with her latest idea of selling tickets to her birthing really takes the biscuit.

To then hear the rest of the crap she spouts on an almost daily basis, aided and abetted by the scumbags of the Daily Mirror goes beyond all credulity.

Nominated by: Lez