Mr ITV himself, Phillip Schofield, deserves to be cunted everyday for the next Millennium.
This fucking silver haired smarmy cunt seems to infect ITV’s output endlessly (This Morning, The Cube, Dancing On Shite, Mr & Mrs etc etc). Even Ebola & AIDS are less virulent than this stoat faced weasel.
He prances around on TV like he fucking owns the media, he is the equivalent of Magnolia Emulsion & he seems to think he is somehow a God because he has 3 million followers on Twitter (maybe someone should tell him A. 80% of those are BOTS & B. the other 20% are dormant accounts.)
A true cunt who I would happily beat to death with a rolled up Newspaper, it may take a week but I would enjoy administering EVERY single blow – the CUNT
Nominated by: got fiddy pee for da leccy meter
this cunt just reminds me of mark spieght and not in a good way ,at least spieght was entertaining to a degree , but he was also featured on rolf harris’s show Rolf on Art. oh god the bbc pedo family tree goes for miles doesn’t it? i mean even if your not a nonce your still related to noncery at least spieght killed himself before he turned into one
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I remember my sister bought Smash Hits magazine back in the 80s… It was pretty good (as music publications go), but around 1987 The Smash Hits poll issue came out: and the world’s most fanciable male (their words, not mine) was won by Philip Schofield…. Madonna always won the female version (although I never liked the smelly skank!), but Phlip Schofield?!! It’s like these women now who fancy that cunt, Harry Styles, or Justin Bieber…. Why do they go for these giggling, girly, flop haired fops who couldn’t grow a beard if their life depended on it?!
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@ “got fiddy pee for da leccy meter” Dude! You spell metre like a fucking yank……….. are you a yank? (not that I am against Americans, just interested is all).
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“Meter” when meaning “Electricity meter” (as Fiddy Pee does in this instance = “leccy meter”) IS spelled “meter”. He’s not talking about a measurement of length or distance, you stupid cunt.
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You have an ironically good grasp of weights and measures……. I guess that is due, in no small part to your grasp of paedometrics (and your grasp of Maddy) what with having to bury her with such brevity under the patio and all that good shit!
Or should that be “patieau” seeing as how we are going all posh and poncey and shit. You noncey, oxygen-thieving cunt!
PS. Love you.
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Leccy is Scouse (as in ‘Fiddlin’ the leccy, like, soft lad!)… That is far worse than being American..
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“Day do dough, don’t day dough!” (something about making bread on the sabbath I think).
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Daniel Craig is from the Wirral… So in his next Bond film maybe he should off one one of the baddies and say: “Dey do die like dat, don’t de dough?”
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Die Another Dey Do Dough, Don’t Dey?
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Seeing as Fred has explained it so succinctly I need to add no more…But….
The only people I know who use the term “Dude” are retarded, fat, MSG infested, redneck, cousin fucking Yanks.
I would state, “oh the irony”, but as us Brits know, you Yanks have no comprehension of the term IRONY :p
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The only thing worse than being a Scouser is being Welsh and the only thing worse than that is a Welsh Peado living in Scousland.
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Rachel Reeves is an utter band wagon jumping, uneducated, knee jerk reactionary moron, and soon to be tunnel cunted fuckwit.
Your atypical ‘I invented motherhood therefore all should yield before me’ stasi politico witch.
And no, you fucking stupid cunt, you can’t represent the people of Leeds west and be mother, so you better step your ass down at the next election. Typical socialist war cry, I want the right to have kids and I demand you pay for and look after them whilst I have my ego trip. Rest assured she will be after the patron sainthood of the too posh to push brigade.
Fucking mendacious cunt.
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HSBC’s CEO Stuart Gulliver has put in a compelling early bid for Cunt Of The Year – he admits failure in “governance controls” at HSBC, former DPP Lord Macdonald says HSBC should face criminal charges for “engaging in a systematic and profitable collusion in serious criminal activity”, yet still Gulliver happily trousers bonuses worth millions which in the past he routinely sequestered in a Swiss bank account via a Panamanian corporate account. When this was discovered, he eventually offered the risibly feeble excuse that he did so only to stop his colleagues finding out how much he got paid. Which is probably half-true since he most likely hid all his backhanders in those accounts too.
Just when you thought no banker could ever be more of a cunt than the last one to be exposed, along comes Gulliver to remind us all what loathsome criminal cunts bankers are.
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Bankers and Zionist’s my two worst enemies of this world both want to steal your money and fuck kids , just as bad as judges, lawyers,celebrities and priests . anybody who thinks they are are above the law and infallible , theres a reason so many kill themselves i just wish more bankers would follow suite
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Superb to see my nomination up on the site for future generations to enjoy…
When my Grandson is born I will bring him to this website and proclaim “You’re Grandad cunted that Phillip Schofield cunt” and that was before the media exposed him as a kiddy fiddling nonce after his death 😀
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We like to spread a little happiness here at ISAC…
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Totally agree Schofields the bland man of tv,all he stands for in tv is bland mindnumbing celebrityfied shit,hate his daft teeth and big ears and his fringe hes had since the eighties,I bet hes sneaked into Hollys dressing room and sniffed her thong,lucky cunt!!!
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Rolled up newspaper?,nah use a sharp axe
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This schofield is a complete sell out puppet cunt to his BBC cunt masters. He’ll say anything they tell him to say and that’s always 100% bullshit. He’s the ‘male’ equivalent to a air- headed bimbo skank. When the Yanks sent that rocket to Pluto they should have put this cunt on board and left the cunt there.
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I remember him in the late 1970’s on H T V I don’t see ANY talent NOW and really he demonstrates the FACT that the entire medium is worth no more than a blast of hot air
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