Anne Kirkbride

Posted on February 18, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The way ITV (especially) have mourned the passing of this 4 eyed cunt is beyond disgusting. The fucking old hag is the ITV equivalent of Ian Beale (Eastenders on the BBC) & Nick Pickard (Tony Hutchinson on Hollyoaks on Channel 4)

And what I mean by that is they are one dimensional actors whose whole careers have revolved around playing the same fucking character for 40 fucking years.

Even more disturbing was a couple of fucking arse bandits wheeled on to ITV’s Breakfast show GMB because one had “Deirdre” tattooed on his leg and his ass bandit boyfriend had “Ken” tattooed on his.

It’s amazing how ITV & other broadcasters fawn & mourn over this fucking arseholes like they are some kind of omnipotent God because they appear in fucking Coronation Street/Eastenders etc.

She’s dead, fucking move on.

Nominated by: Moribund Mick

Richard Hammond

Posted on February 18, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Richard Hammond is indeed a king sized cunt.

The twat (along with those other overgrown schoolboys, Clarkson and May) treats cars like they are toys to be played with… Hammond pisses about at 300mph, yet when he crashes there’s a wave of tabloid inspired sympathy and a deluge of grief monkeys… Fuck that. My brother was hit (and killed) by a car.

So if Hammond endangers his life by acting like a dick in a speeding motor, then he deserves all he gets….

Nominated by: Norman

The Oscars

Posted on February 17, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Oscars or Academy Awards are cunts… There will be even more overexposure of Benedict Humperdinck now he has been nominated for one of those gongs…

And while I have nothing against Stephen Hawking himself, that film looks like a load of overromanticized, cheesed up tripe… I bet Hawking is sitting there thinking: ‘What the fuck? I don’t remember that… Or that….’

Nominated by: Norman

Fiddlers Dram

Posted on February 16, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

May I say Fiddlers Dram are cunts… I saw the first TOTP of 1980 on BBC4: and this horrible record came creeping out of the vault of crappy childhood memories. This sort of shite is now seen as ‘rustic’ and ‘quaint’ by the spoonfed student twats who now infest ‘Glasto’ (you know the sort!). Yep, Fiddlers Dram are fucking evil…

Nominated by: Norman

I went to Bangor once. It was shite and they were all speaking a dead language. Pishu bant!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Fiddlers Dram are cunts, ranking alongside the other novelty acts from the 1970’s and early 1980’s. If there was a cunts hall of fame for shite music, they’d be in the top rank, along with The Wurzels, Stan Ridgway, Paper Lace, Bobby Pickett and Clive Dunn, Showaddywaddy, and Mud ( to mention but a few).
Black Lace of course hold the prize for sheer Cuntitude

Nominated by: Lez

Phil Harding

Posted on February 15, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Phil Harding – a Jethro Tull/Real Ale cunt of an archaeologist who, to my mind, has the disturbing, sinister appearance of an habitual user of prostitutes and/or potential serial killer.

Now that Tony Robinson is too fucked to continue Time Team, Phil and his tiny shorts would be ideal to front a series orf programmes excavating classic murder sites like Saddleworth Moor. That fake laugh every time the cunt’s trowel hits a skull. TV magic. “Death Dig” could be repeated for years.

“Time Team at Ten Rillington Place” has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?

Nominated by: Fred West & Sir Limply Stoke