Looking at the pic of Del Boy above, I’ve decide that Only Fools and Horses needs a cunting…

Not the early years, mind… The first few years with Granddad and then Uncle Albert (1981-1988) were great… Classic comedy that was up there with Steptoe & Son, Rising Damp, Till Death Us Do Part’ and Porridge… But it became a dead horse that was well and truly flogged and endorsed all that femstapo PC shite before it became trendy…

The show was first of all ruined by the arrival of ‘strong’ (ie: bitches) female characters… The irritating (but slightly doable) Cassandra and then the absolutely horrendous Raquel and her devil child, Damian… Raquel was a man hating harridan who destroyed the three men against the world team, Yoko style….

Then the stories just got absurd and totally reliant on cheap laughs… Del has a doppelganger who is a Mafia Don and the Trotter Brothers then stay at the mafioso mansion and also get out alive… Then there was the peaceful cunt who kept shouting ‘Gary’ and also the ludicrous Batman and Robin bollocks, the watch that made them millionaires, and the Jonathan Ross (cunt) gameshow shite… Not forgetting that Beckham cunt too…

It went on far too long and ended up ridiculous… Del looking like an old man, but still doing the wide boy routine and a 40 odd year old Rodders still being a puppy dog type plonker…. The constant pop culture references also grated (‘It’s like having a seance with Mister Bean’) and the way the supporting cast were overused didn’t help either…

It was a really great comedy in its early years, but by the time it reached ‘National Treasure’ status, both the fools and the horses should have been put down…

Nominated by Norman

Considering Wonga looks like it’s about to go under (at the time of writing) now seems like the perfect time to cunt payday loan companies.

Honestly, these cunts are some of the most depraved organisations in Britain. We all know how the fuckers operate – they scam the thick and the financially vulnerable out of their money by forcing them to pay back massive amounts of on their loan, sometimes well in excess of 5000% depending on which company you use.

Oh, and the people who use them are usually cunts as well – don’t get me wrong, plenty of decent people fall into these traps through a variety of circumstances but that doesn’t change the fact that a large portion of their customer bases are chav thickos who think they’re owed everything despite leeching off the welfare state and having no idea how to budget. Cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Parking Collection Services are a monumental organisation of money-grubbing arseholes and cunts.

The building next to ours at work has employed this troupe of intellectually-defective, simian arseholes to patrol and manage the parking spaces in front of their building. Our end parking space which falls under our landlord’s building demise abuts theirs. PCS has mistakenly ticketed our vehicles parked in our space. They have gone on to issue the usual £60 fine, complete with photos of our vehicles parked (in our space) and the concomitant threat of an increase to £100 if not paid within 14 days. Our finance dept mistakenly paid the fine. This matter was then brought to my attention.

I spoke with a junior monkey-breed girl from PCS who, as you would expect, was poorly-spoken, arrogant and nasty as fuck. I explained to the cloth eared, argumentative dimwit that they had ticketed our vehicles which were parked on our landlord’s demise, not on their client’s demise. All to no avail; “we can’t issue a refund”. Why not I asked? Apparently by paying their charge we admittedly liability. I told her they could issue a refund, as could any company (this is not a fine, remember but a charge) but clearly didn’t want to as they are in business to screw money out of anyone and anything that has the capacity to pay them.

Well I have sent the cunts a substantial rocket up their arse by letter including a copy of my landlord’s HMLR registration and a demand for the refund. PCS are a parasitical entity and I wouldn’t shed a tear if their offices suffered a la Grenfell.

The nastiest bunch of rude, arrogant, money-grabbing, parasitical cunts I have ever had to deal with who use bullying tactics to sustain their income. They are no better than a fucking tapeworm or a mosquito. If the cunts even so dare try to ticket any of our vehicles again they will be answering a civil claim for harassment. PCS, if you are reading this, you are a whopping great CUNT.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

I hate our cuntish politicians.

They allow hundreds of thousands of dirty sponging lazy as fuck foreigners into this country.

They give them our money for doing nothing, and do not care whether they have criminal records in their home countries.

They do not care if they cause problems, mess, are noisy or do not want to conform to the British way of life.

They give them priority over the British people.

Our politicians are working towards overturning the democratic result of the British electorate that is to leave the European Union that is Brexit.

They award a 1% pay rise to the essential services and people who perform vital life saving jobs, whilst being awarded something close to 10% for themselves.

They have longer holidays than the rest of the working population.

Many of them have two homes, the second of which they expect us to pay for. And they get generous expenses.

They tell us that we need to all live within our means and that austerity is the dish of the day whilst at the same time are talking of spending billions of pounds of our money on refurbishing the House of Parliament (plus another £60m or what the final figure ends up at on Big Ben).

They reduce the budget for the police force whilst at the same time strengthening heavily the fortifications around the Houses of Parliament.

Today (when most of us are experiencing major drug problems, young white girls being raped, stabbings and murders in our towns), a car crashes into a barrier outside the Houses of Parliament. The response time is immediate and seemingly the entire British police force turn out to arrest the single offender. Two minor casualties. Probably the whole fucking day will be spent covering the event by the desperate news hungry cunts in the media, more specifically cameras (of the different news channels) pointed at the same place with random people with not much to say do so, over and over and over again. Bored.

A car crashes outside the Houses of Parliament? So fucking what. What a shame the useless fuckers are all on holiday and what a fucking shame it was only a minor incident, and that for once the useless cunts inside the building experience a taste of the real life they themselves have orchestrated for the rest of us.

How I hate the useless fuckers in Parliament for what they are doing to this once great country whilst at the same time looking after themselves very nicely thank you.

Nominated by Willie Stroker