Bigging up McCain

John McCain is deed. Now I’ve nowt against this man or have a desire to speak ill of the recently dead but what the fuck is going on on every fucking news channel ?

I’m pretty sure I recall him being ridiculed for running alongside Sarah ” shoot any fucking thing with a fur coat and 4 legs ” Palin….. our porno inspiring Republican nominee 10 years ago. Now , I couldn’t give a fuck about the ins and outs of that presidential race , but it was pretty much reported as 2 horrible cunts trying to prevent the saint of all saints Obama from saving the American People.

Fast forward 10 years , and solely because he didn’t like Trump , McCain is being lauded as a fucking national treasure and loss to righteousness by every fucking bleeding heart liberal news channel . My god its fucking sickening… ” noble the truth teller ” …… ” bipartisan statesman”…. “FUCKING BOAK” says Squint Cuntwood !!!

Hated trump…that’s all this is about and enough to get you hours of sycophancy from the frothing leftist cunts who’ve infiltrated and placed themselves in every facet of our fucking society over the lat 30 years.

The levels they are prepared to stoop to have been exposed the last 2 years…. I pray there are millions more like us every day cunts who have had enough and are willing to vote 1 last time to send the fucking message

#Yourtimesupaswellcunts

(Fake hashtag im not on that twitter pish )

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

What with the very recent news of his death, I feel it is only fair to give that neocon neocunt John McCain a good cunting as he descends into the fiery pit of hell.

He was a shit naval officer, who graduated 894th out of 899 in his graduation class and who only stayed in despite numerous fuck ups because his dad and grandad were admirals (nepotism at its finest),

Moving to Arizona to advance his political career he consistently backed pretty much every single war and military invasion that came along whilst he was a senator. Oh, and on top of all that he refused to do the honourable thing and resign despite the fact that he knew he didn’t have the appropriate mental faculties to do his job properly thanks to the brain tumour.

So farewell McCunt you neoconservative, warmongering son of a bitch – you certainly will not be missed.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Lady Gaga [5]

The attention seeking chickboy known as Lady Gaga has paid tribute to model Rick Genest, who has died at the age of 32.Rick was known as Zombie Boy, due to bone and organ tattoos across his body, including skull features on his face ( i know… What a cunt!)…. He was found dead at his home in Montreal, Canada and is believed to have killed himself, reports say…Rick appeared in Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ video in 2011 and the singer says the loss is “beyond devastating….”

So basically, a deviant attention seeking mental case freak of cunt eulogising err… another deviant attention seeking mental case freak of a cunt….

Nominated by Norman

By Elections


Over here voting is compulsory, so when some cunt lower house member is discovered to be foreign, corrupt, embezeller, sexual deviant, new higher paying corporate job ect… rather than being replaced by a caretaker of the same party until the next election (as in the senate) my taxes and time are wasted on a political circus to install another cunt.

At the very least the former member should be compelled to pay for the shitfest and be denied a ministers pension.

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

Travellers

These roaming cockwombles are currently doing a tour-de-wanker around Surrey at the moment, and like a perverted Midas every location they touch with their pikey mitts instantly turns into a big pile of shite. Which our council will clean up of course, costing tens of thousands per site. Not including all the stuff they’ve inevitably destroyed or stolen within 500 yards of their shitheap parade.

Cunts.

Surrey police themselves have done themselves proud and actually joined up with these bastards by uttering the following to a pissed off local,

“You say upsetting to endure, consider for a second, how upsetting it would be, being uprooted every few days. That’s why we always act in the best interests of all parties with proportionality and legality.”

You what mate? But no, there’s more.

Residents formed a blockade but were told to move aside by the police. Excuse me? Who’s side are you on you bastards!

I’m pissed and worried because there’s a couple of fields locally, they’ve been before. Some skallywag minor came round last time asking if we wanted windows cleaned. On yer (stolen) bicycle mate, piss off! Fucking. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Alex Salmond [9]

Roll out the Bagpipes, warm up the Hagis, Toss the Cabar and drink a wee dram to the impending down fall of one of the most odious characters in UK Politics in recent memory, Alex fucking Salmond aka Jabba the Hut

What a supersized cunt fuck this cunt is. How joyous to see this fat, pompous fucking windbag finally getting nailed for apparent misdemeanours, and even more joyous to see Wee Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon turn her back on him. Salmond is one of the most egotistical politicians of modern times: he lorded over Scotland with an arrogant self-assurance that screamed Cunt! He was responsible for the so-called White Paper on independence, which was a 600-page fantasy based on lies, deceit and manipulated statistics. When faced with genuine questions throughout the Independence Referendum campaign his stock answer was ‘I simply don’t accept that’.

Rumours have been whispered for years about various misdemeanours, but nothing has come to the fore until now. Salmond thinks he is untouchable. His decision to sue the Scottish Government was intended to put them off going public with the accusations of sexual harassment. However, they have called Jabba’s bluff and announced that there were ‘significant inaccuracies’ in Salmond’s account, that will come out in court.

I pray that the evidence is compelling and that he becomes the latest member of the #inappropriatebehaviour club. A two-year stretch, courtesy of Her Majesty, in Barlinnie, would be just the job. I hope he ends up in the same bloc as some big fuck-off Orange hard bastards who would really prefer that Scotland stayed in the United Kingdom. Either that or an 18-stone Nationalist tranny who’s always had a crush on him.

What a cunt

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface