Why is it now the thing for mostly generation snowflake to begin all sentences with ‘So’.
So, I am a bit of a cunt.
So, we want a People’s Vote
So, I know fuck all about grammar or syntax.

So fucking what.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

People who start their replies ‘So’. So fucking annoying. And to my ear ‘so’ incredibly rude. A classic culprit was Ollie Robbins at the Brexit committee-‘So Mr Rees Mogg…’ when asked a question by said. ‘When did the evolution of the Chequers position take place?’ ‘So Mr Rees Mogg…’ ‘What was the timeline?’ ‘So Mr Rees Mogg…’ He didn’t even have courtesy to even look at him half the time. Unlike Jacob. The model of courtesy. ‘So Mr Rees Mogg…”I am going to deliver the information I have decided you need regardless of the import of your question’. What it really signifies. All done with feigned humility; frequent appealing glances at Dominic Raab in supposedly surbordinate to minister look. Very slippery customer. Yes it’s feigned humility. Under it all a raging narcissist.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Another cunting for the EU.
It is showing it’s democratic principles by looking to sanction Hungary. Now Hungary may not be the most fair and decent EU country but it is a sovereign state.
It has taken a hardline stance against immigration. It has fucked off the army of lawyer cunts who spring up to defend the incomers at every turn to frustrate the rule of law by obfuscation and delay. (Well, uncontrolled immigration has done well elsewhere hasn’t it?) Others will certainly follow. And this worries the gnomes of Brussels.
By the way. Where would we be safer, Paris or Budapest? I think we know the answer.

The EU is an undemocratic bureaucracy that functions to serve the Germans principally with sops to other members. French farmers come to mind. It has no business interfering in domestic politics and this demonstrates it’s true colours.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I do believe Chelsea Tractors, specifically in the guise of pick-up trucks, are well overdue a platinum-Grade cunting.

Primary specimens “VW Amarok” and “Toyota Hilux”.

Invariably these oversized road menaces are pristine clean, never having been within a hundred miles of a builder’s merchants for which they were primarily intended. Indeed the 30 year old, backwards-wearing baseball cap cunt near me and his kids (Benedict and Maisie of course) take great pride in polishing theirs to within an inch of its life every fucking weekend whilst chewing up the pavement / grass verges in their “fuck you” approach to parking it.

Needless to say these selfish cunts and their ilk come barrelling down narrow country lanes, expecting every other fucker to reverse to let them pass, use 1.5 supermarket car park spaces thus requiring a can opener to get in/out of your own vehicle should you have the misfortune to get them park next to you. Then there’s the fucking superior “down their noses from altitude look” when waiting next to you at the red lights or selfish loud banging of doors when returning home at 2am.

Of course as with so much this is down to that fucking third rate Canadian parvenu and his 0.25% interest rates making these things so affordable when they shouldn’t be.

Quite often too Tractors are the preferred mode of transport for Eastern European drug dealers ( blacked out windows; crap but loud rap music etc etc) with no discernible means of earning an honest crust. This itself should of course trigger some sort of enquiry from Plod as to how the cunts manage to afford the lifestyle but it’ll be a combo of illegality and defrauding the poor old taxpayer and they’d rather stitch me up for doing 35mph instead of 30mph instead.

The use of these Tonka Toy Pickup Trucks , SUVs , 4×4’s to drop off precious darlings to school, blocking narrow roads in sheer ignorance of other drivers or pedestrians and invariably piloted by yummy mummies scarcely able to touch the pedals beggars belief.

I never ever allow the following out of a junction

1. All the above types of vehicle
2. Sportscars
3. Foreign Plated cars
4. Anyone who’s ever been cunted on ISAC (sadly that means Parking Stanleys etc – you know who I mean and it’s a comprehensive list!)

So…..here’s a plague on these oversized cunts and the cunts who drive them!!

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

An overdue cunting for cunts who drive their chavmobiles with those huge fat loud exhaust pipes. It might make you think that you are king of the road, but you are just a cunt, and your poxy little chavved up Corsa won’t even have the power to pull the skin off a rice pudding. So, here’s wishing that you quickly end up wrapped around the nearest lampost. Oh yeah, and before you have your fatal collision, turn off your poxy fog lamps too.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

A Government transport advisor has come up with a suggestion to protect those selfish lemming-like cunts who wander our streets, eyes glued to their handsets, updating Facecunt or looking at a YouTube video of a cow pat that vaguely resembles John Prescott.

Text walking lanes, painted white arrows and strips of red lights on kerbs to warn the gormless fuckwits to stop and look before crossing, “a strong case for redesigning infrastructure over relying on other methods of changing behaviour”.

So remember that next time your local council cut funding for social care, the bin collections go monthly and they start whinging about austerity, personally I think it could be a winner provided these ‘text walking lanes’ merge into one continue on to Beachy Head.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator