This cunt once said in an interview that when people write about him, they always include the word ‘Scottish’, and that he should have the word ‘Scottish’ tattooed across his forehead.
No, Billy – the word that should be tattooed across your forehead is ‘Cunt’ – ideally in reverse so that you can see what you are every day in the fucking mirror.
You unfunny cunt.
Nominated by Burns Ward Arsonist
I have never seen the appeal of this filthy looking long haired granny of Bob Geldof myself, but it has to be said that Michael “a free Parker pen for a crap funeral insurance policy” Parkinson had to wear rubber knickers on the too numerous occasions when he *interviewed* him as he was pissing himself laughing at the drunken old motherfucker. He looks the sort of old bloke you’d see in the park in a dirty raincoat , stinking of stale piss and cigarettes handing out Haribos, or trying to reach the top shelf in W. H. Smiths magazine section.
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Never found him funny.
Can’t wait to hear Catweazel’s speech today! Jew hating cunt.
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Dam right Krav, Other than making a lame attempt to cover over Jew hating within the Labour Party he will be spouting even more unworkable policy’s just like all the other uneducated thugs spouted within his ranks.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy . It’s inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
(Winston Churchill )
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Krav,Corbyns a complete cunt but the establishment wants him to be Prime Minister coz thats the only way they can force a second referendum,clean slate etc,the Tories cant have a new referendum as they will lose any microscopic credibility they still retain ,Labour or a Labour led coalition would make sure there is no brexit.
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Was funny in his day but times change and comedy changes. Don’t mind the cunt, he’s not one of those slebs who makes me reach for a blunt weapon.
He hates the Scottish Nazi Party which is very much in his favour. Don’t know his take on Brexit but if he’s a remoaner then, it goes without saying, I will change my mind pronto.
Overall, not a cunt.
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I’m with Freddie on this one, I can’t cunt Billy Connolly. Not my comedy cup of tea, but the poor sod is battling Parkinson’s and is now just a shuffling, mumbling shell of what he once was.
Very sad.
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I never found him remotely funny. Being ill doesn’t stop you being a cunt, it just makes you an ill cunt and the shuffling and mumbling makes him ripe for the Lords.
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It’s a question of proportion, Freddie, I would agree he is a bit of a monkey’s arse, but not a cunt in the league of say Brand, Brigstocke or McIntyre.
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Again, with you on this one Freddie.
Had the ability to be highly entertaining in his heyday.
Suffering with Parkinsons, probably has more important matters to contend with than Brexit.
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It’s sad to see The Big Yin, the epitome of a larger than life character, in his present state.
He could be – and often was – hilarious back in the day and was certainly much funnier than the current crop of alleged comedians.
I don’t know his stance on Brexit but can say with some confidence that he’s pro-UK and anti-SNP. So that’s another point in his favour.
He supports the wrong football team, but in provisionally* declaring him not to be a cunt I’ll forgive him that.
*Naturally, I reserve the right to re-classify him if it turns out that he’s a Remoaner.
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He’s a name dropping Tory greedy cunt end of
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To the best of my knowledge hasn’t said anything approaching funny for a decade
If he’s still calling himself a comedian I’m surprised he hasn’t had a visit from trading standards ……
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Oh and did you know he was a “welder” in the shipyards.
Early in his career I thought he was good quite funny a bit of banjo playing. But once that professional yorkshireman™ Parky began bumming him up he started to believe his own press and went down the shitter.
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Now Parky is a real fucking cunt with his Yorkshire Tea and robbing confused old ladies with his offer of free pens. Not just a professional Yorkshireman but a professional arselicker.
Bring back that Emu I say!
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Now Perky is a solid gold cunt.
Imagine to his guest, Ronan Keating.
“Appen. Now tell me Ronan, why did you leave your lovely wife for some dirty little blonde tour dancer that you couldn’t stop blowing your creamy load up”.
Would Parky ask that? Would he fuck the sycophantic cunt.
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Parky not fucking Perky.
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Talking about parky , I saw the Cunt at the cricket a few seasons ago, people were queuing to get his autograph?
Why on Earth would you want an autograph from a cunt who’s career consisted of burying his tongue up celebrities arseholes? Toadying sycophantic cunt!!
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It might have looked like they were asking for his autograph but they were handing back their free pens…..
“You can stick this cheap piece of shit up your arse you Yorkshire cunt”.
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😂😂😂………..
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Parky. A professional Yorkshireman who has lived the home counties for decades.
Sycophantic professional cunt. And if I came from Yorkshire I would keep quiet about it. No, hang on, if I came from Yorkshire I would be endlessly banging on about it, like Vegans.
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Like most comedians he was well past his funny-by-date by 30… occasionally raised a titter in the early 1970s, though doubt anyone laughed at his ‘observations’ as much as he did.
Made my mother laugh ONCE, so not all bad. Tiresome though… as is that Pamela Stephenson cunt.
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Ah!! There you are RTCP 😂
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Morning Q….
Ever get the feeling you’re being stalked? 👀
😹
PS: concur with all the above re Parky. Throughout the decades I’ve rarely had the urge to kick anyone’s cunt in as hard and as much as I have Parky’s. Forgot, is the cunt dead? Fucking hope so.
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Who said that ? 👀
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Sorry Q… am currently suffering from pre traumatic stress disorder. The cat is due to have a molar out tomorrow…. and the Home Office is about to announce another shed load of cash for the Madelaine McCann investigation – don’t they have anything relevant to waste the police budget on? I give up.
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Never give up RTCP that’s what the Cunts want you to do….
😂😂
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To be fair Q – truth be told – I probably gave up around 1976.
Revitalised a lot with discovery of ISAC though, and the revelation that there are so many like-minded Cunters out there! Nowhere near enough to bring this basket-case country to its senses of course, but what the hell? Every little helps…
Oh Fuck… check out BBC2… Corbyn’s about to take me back to 1981…
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Good call for the dead pool.
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In her day, Pamela Stephenson was a delicious and shaftable blond with great tits !
Connolley shagged her stupid, and married her!…..Lucky cunt!
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I remember her well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios
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There you have it chaps !!!!!!
Billy got in tow with the big titted kiwi tart and never was funny again
Wait until you see the wailing and knashing ( so on purpose) when he dies
My Deadpool pick
About the funniest was him recollecting about the terrorist attack at Glasgow airport by ……. a couple of peacefuls
Worth a look
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The “Big Yin” turned into a Big Yawn 20 or 30 years ago when he got shacked up with Stephenson. She not only fucked him senseless but humourless too.
I saw him in concert in the 70s and I have to admit I found him very funny back then (but then again I was just a dopey teenager who didn’t know any better). But I also quite liked Jasper Carrott, Dave Allen and some of those old cunts from “The Comedians” TV show. With the exception of Allen they all turned into boring old cunts and about as funny as a Labour Party Convention.
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The Big Yin has always been a big cunt… Another one of the BBC’s sanctimonious up their own arse Comic Relief ‘royalty’ alongside ‘Sir’ Cunt Lenny, Frump and Saunders, Griff Rhys Cunt, Jonafan Woss etc…
I would have done his Mrs in her Not The Nine O Clock News/Superman III prime though… No danger…..
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You shouldn’t forget Stephen Fry – the Poundland Oscar Wilde. BBCs comedy royalty (The Queen Mother)
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Connolly has a definite left leaning outlook.
On his Route 66 doc, the dickhead crashed a fucking three wheeled motorbike and gave himself , by his reckoning , his current condition.
During a stop in Oklahoma he was shocked when the locals told him obama wasn’t popular around these parts.
I thought he was about to explode.
Proving he’s a cunt and Oklahomans aren’t
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It’s amazing how that Jonathan Ross shite show has lasted so long. Not watched it for years. A never fucking ending tedious caravan of up themselves ‘celebs’ with their fuckin ‘hilarious ‘ anecdotes. The only certain thing is they only talk about what they want to talk about, anything remotely interesting is kept well under wraps
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Jonathan Woss Show still limping on? Am truly gobsmacked…
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Indeed it seems it is RTC.
“Guest of Honour” last week……Lily Allen !! aka just about the most talentless Z-list slapper ever to plague the airwaves.
Her Dad is a cunt too.
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Not funny plus He’s Scottish = a remainer a proper cunt
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Eh? You’d better not be suggesting that all Scots are remainers or cunts. Some of us wouldn’t take kindly to that, y’know…
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Take it as you like it Webley who cares. Most of you lot want to stay in and have frustrated Brexit at every turn
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Connolly always used the routine that while your telling a gag no matter how unfunny the punchline is, he starts laughing uncontrollably before he’s delivered the punchline. This is how he captured The audience laughing with him throughout a long drawn out gag that never amounts to anything. . A self righteous cunt as well.
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That’s right. He cajoles a laugh.
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Billy Connolly has now been cunted for the third time ergo he is a cunt. He got Parkinson’s disease as an STD by using Parkie’s bottom as a lady trench in preference to Pamela Stephenson’s fragrant fluff hole. Also he is a hugely unfunny foul mouthed megacunt.
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In his day (70’s) he was riotously funny and relevant to Scottish antiestablishmentarians. He was old-school socialist without doubt, but the Scots were getting rather pissed off with Torydom at the time and he could capitalise on that. Although he supported megacunt Brian Wilson on the election trail (and wasn’t particularly funny at the election meetings). It was when he started attracting interest outside Scotland that the slide began, and becoming a sleb, including in the US finished him – his voice was no longer authentic. No more a cunt than any entertainer who resonates briefly and then succumbs to market forces, I suppose.
BTW whatever happened to Bill Barclay? Horrible greasy chainsmoking cunt, but funny as fuck.
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I have just thought of something that would turn the bowels to water quicker than the Michael Parkinson Show with special guest Billy Connelly……… The Eddie Izzard Show – Life’s A Drag, co-starring Anthony Blair, and Dame Keir Starmer with music from Elton John (if music be the food of love he is the syrup of figs) and the Chuka Umunna Minstrels with the dance troupe of the Peter Mangledbum Prancers. That will be played on an endless loop in the TV lounge of hell for 24 hours a day, and on +1. Sponsored by Preparation H and ExLax. There will be no escape.
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I’m appalled W. C. You didn’t give Peter Gordeno or Rolf’s younger generation a mention.
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Yes,yes,yes they are all cunt. Comedians these days are as funny as thrush on a fifty miles bike ride without a seat.
Yes I have tried it myself.
Bring back Bernard Manning, he new how to tell it like it is.
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Blair is fully booked, sorry. He will be visiting Mexico City in November to talk to an employers’ conference about someone who “exerted an enormous influence in the promotion of citizen participation in the construction of the common good from the local to the global level”, namely Tony Blair. One of the regional presidents of the organisation paying Tony was shot dead on Sunday by a drug gang. Join me in prayer.
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Who needs comedians when you’ve got ISAC? Comedians are obsolete.
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True Creampuff, no language police, trigger warnings, safe spaces to run to or PC filter. Our rights don’t end where their feelings begin.
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Such a shame Ruff Tuff we get moderated 🤫 Many a time I’m pissing myself in a pub or cafe over some of the very funny and inventive comments left by other cunters. Just imagine if we had free rein ????
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Agree Fenton – oddly enough, perusing posts made around a year or so ago, there appeared to be a noticeably freer rein then than there is now. Sign of the times I guess.
One thing hasn’t changed however: ISAC is still the best place to be in the world EVER!
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This site already makes Chubby Brown look like a nun, given free rein it’d make Bernard Manning look like a weapons grade snowflake.
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Has France’s Macron lost his charm?
Emmanuel Macron may be a big figure on the world stage, but at home in France he’s facing an uphill struggle to regain public confidence.
After 16 months in office, the promises of economic growth and more jobs have yet to materialise.
According to OpinionWay, only 28% of voters are satisfied with his performance – down from 35% in July. With these figures, he is actually more unpopular at this point in his mandate than were either of his predecessors – François Hollande and Nicolas Sarkozy.
Macron- the French equivalent to Tony Blair. A jumped up lying pretty boy EU cock sucking piece of shit.
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So Comrade Compo wants to create 400,000 ‘Green jobs’, well we’ll be on some type of Soviet Collective Farming programme scratching a living from our shattered economy if he gets near No10.
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Really Parkinson’s disease is more serious than Billy’s. Truly a pale weak anodyne bbc liberal. From the North. (He knew where to jump). I remember him goading Muhammad Ali about living in a white area and Ali stood up angrily something like-‘I can beat you intellectually as well as physically’. A real man in contrast to a weakling. And the mean criticism of Jane Goody round the time of her death. And all about ‘there’s no characters in the game’ Yorkshire cricket-when he hasn’t lived in the North for years and sucking up to the upperclasses-‘but Lady Isobel we worshipped you’. Michael Parkinson’s Disease. Or the Liberal Error.
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When this cunt came on the telly I couldn’t wait to switch off. Full of himself twat, laughing at his own jokes, couldn’t make out a word of what he was saying. None of this is jealousy because he was shagging Pamela Stephenson. I don’t like big-headed cunts and a comedian who isn’t funny is a waste of space.
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I warm to my subject. Hodgkin’s Disease. Howard Hodgkin. His paintings all about himself nobody else. Or words to that effect.Similiar to Parkinson’s. It come from the same spiritual sickness-Liberalism.
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I don’t mind Billy Connolly without him Jerry Sadowicz wouldn’t have much of an act.
Re: brexit\referendum. It would be hilarious if the result of a second referendum was even more in favour to Leave. What would they do then? In the words of DF: fuck them.
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