Christmas Ads

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Tesco Christmas ad. What a load of utter cunt ish diversity stuffed turkey. Must have took 5 minutes to make that drivel up. Family of Happy aspiring architects. Didn’t see any knives I bet on of them scooter boys has half inched them.

Total bunch of baw bags

Nominated by Cuntancurou s

I’d like to nominate the diet coke ad. This absolute cuntbag, as you’ll have probably seen, swaggers down a hipster filled street swigging his ‘super good’ mango flavoured diet filth. Who drinks this fucking swill and why would we need some hipster bawbag telling us he’s ‘really into this’ while necking another glug. Absolute Cunt.

Nominated by CraigRB

Mark Dolan

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A nomination for Mark Dolan. A supposed ‘comedian’ who frequently appears on the Sky newspaper review. A right on, sanctimonious male feminist type. He’s usually paired with Michelle Dewberry, who speaks sense. He just speaks total twattery.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Dead Pool [119]

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Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who has won the Dead Pool by picking the Lancashire wrestling star Tom Billington ‘The Dynamite Kid’ who has died on his 60 nbirthday fter battling health problems for many years. Nice shot PMS!

On to Deadpool 119

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

David Millipede [8]

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David Miliband:

Following hot on the heels of the Princess Anthony, Banana Boy David Miliband, now a resident of the USA has popped up on The World At One (where else?) to give his little opinions on Brexit.

The Poundland Blair is nearly a big a cunt as his master, but why do the BBC insist n dragging every fucking has been out of their sewers?. Fuck the bastards.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Ben Wallace

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Another day, another cunt. Ben Wallace, security cunt.

Wally today says ‘A no deal Brexit will cause a security risk to the UK’. How will it Ben? ‘Because we can’t cooperate with Europe’. Wait, what Ben? If we don’t have a ‘deal’ we can’t speak to Europe about criminals no more?

What the fuck……..do they……. I’m lost for words. He goes on to spew verbal diarrhoea about the necessity of cross border security, I say fuck what any other EU country does at their border, and concentrate on our own. Surely this could mean more border control and police officer jobs for British people? I don’t know if he realises through all his bullshit spreading, but what he’s actually saying is ‘we don’t spend enough money on security in this country’.

Wally you’ve quickly climbed the ladder of cunts for me. There’s going to be the secretary for every department on the cunt list soon though, prepare for education, transport etc. To have their own time in the cunt light, when they say no deal is bad for this or bad for that. I just hope those people who voted leave aren’t brainwashed by twats like Wally and Treason May, thinking all this is legit.

Nominated by elboobio