The Rolling Stones are cunts…

While the Beatles (like them or not) have released rare and remastered material in recent years, Jagger and Co have just re-re-re released yet another greatest hits album of their post 1971 material… To my knowledge there have been half a dozen hits compilations covering the 70s onward…. While the cunts still refuse to do a deal with ABKCO to put out deluxe versions of Beggars Banquet or Let It Bleed with unreleased takes and material, they continue to cash in on their later inferior output for the cunteenth time…

Nobody gives a fuck about the later stuff, especially the crap they did after Goats Head Soup… Fans want the shit from the glory years, the 1960s, the Brian Jones era… Someone should tell old rubber gob that, the avaricious old cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Hospital managers. Should be called manacunts. Brain-dead talentless administrators given elevated sense of importance by that arch-cunt Tony Blair. Want to know why the NHS is fucked? For every member of staff who actually treats a patient, the NHS employs EIGHT of these useless cunts. Divisional manacunt, assistant divisional manacunt, deputy assistant divisional manacunt. All sitting around drinking coffee, writing pointless bullshit on post-it-notes, having meetings to arrange the next meeting, achieving nothing other than their own promotions and fuck the carnage they leave behind. Axe 95% of them and spend those billions where they’re needed. Useless shiny cheap-suited, pointy-shoed, scabby goatee, clipboard-wielding,iPad-carrying cock juggling thundercunts!

Nominated by Doc Cunt

Bono

For some reason, my suggested vids on youtube suggested I watch this sanctimonious blowhard lecturing a few billionaires at Davos. So I decided to give it a watch. After two minutes I had to turn it off. His whiney drawl combined with his unmatched sanctimonious, smug style was too much to bear.

Whenever I see this charlatan given a platform at Davos or the UN, I always ask myself: why? Why is some overrated has-been treated as if he’s some oracle of wisdom and enlightenment? Does writing a few tin pan alley songs confer on a person expertise on matters political? He has nothing original to offer – nothing, just the rehearsed clichés and platitudes these out of touch wankers constantly regurgitate.

He is one in a long line of smug celebrity types who thinks he knows better than the ordinary plebs. I recall him lecturing concert-goers in Paris after the Bataclan attack, telling them how wonderful Islam is. The cheek of the c*unt. And after the Sweden Democrats got a sizeable vote in the elections, he labelled their supporters “nazis”.

I knew this fella was a prize wanker early on in his career. I remember clearly interviews he gave in the 80s where he made out that he had grown up in a very tough area in Dublin called Ballymun. He even wrote a song about the place called ‘running to stand still’. He was talkin’ about all the fights he had been in and how hard it was growin’ up. I found out years later that he actually grew up in a middle class area near Ballymun, and had attended private school. His whole working class spiel was one big lie.

Anyway, on behalf of my fellow countrymen and women I’d like to apologise for burdening the world with this uber c*unt.

Nominated by An Irish Cunt

Emily O’Connor the latest me, me, me production of recent years relentless drive to ‘empower’ women warrants a cunting.
This young bint waltzed onto a Thomas Cook plane dressed like a prostitute and was therefore threatened with being offloaded by cabin crew unless she covered up. Queue the usual wailing and gnashing of teeth, multiple use of the words ‘rights’ and ‘humiliation’ in her defence.
Two things from the article in the Independent really made my piss boil. Firstly rather than simply comply this cunt stood up and actually asked the other passengers if she was offending them. Secondly, much more aggravating, yet fairly typical of today’s snowflake generation was her insistance that she was left ‘upset and shaking’ at the way she was treated.
Your own fault you entitled cunt. Do what you’re told, have a little respect and maybe try dressing without revealing 75% of your baps to anybody that looks in your general direction and just maybe you’ll get through the day without being regularly ‘humiliated’.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

A nomination for Helen Grant – Tory MP, for the following:

A new £50 note should feature someone from a more diverse background, an MP has said, amid fears of a disproportionate number of “historic white men” on banknotes.

Tory MP Helen Grant (Maidstone and The Weald) said it is “disappointing and very surprising” that the Bank of England has so far “failed to recognise the ethnic diversity of our population on our national currency”.

Mrs Grant added that including “a person of diversity on our banknotes” would be a “fundamental shift from a national stereotype”.

“Such positive action would underline the pride we have in this country’s great multi-culture. It would also help to defeat the despicable influence of hatred and division that seek to destroy our libertarian way of life.”

The Banknote Diversity Bill will be brought back for a second reading on April 5.

The f*****g Banknote Diversity Bill ???!!!!
Shoot me now.

Nominated by Mystic Maven