Theresa May (31)

“Approve my deal and I promise to buy a new coat…”

Theresa May the groveler.

I know she is now beyond cunting but for fucks sake how low can she go?
She has dragged this country down by grovelling to every tin pot twat in Europe, including that puffed Irish half breed teashop.
She has been humiliated by Drunker.
She has been humiliated by MPs on all sides.
She has been humiliated by her own cabinet.
She is now grovelling to comrade Steptoe, a pathetic wretch in his own right.

She must be leaving a trail behind her wherever she goes.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

As I’ve said before, Theresa May is a shitty gift that won’t stop giving. After forcing her ministers endure more than seven hours of being locked in a room with her, on the pretence of trying a way to resolve the shit show that SHE caused, she ignored the advice of the majority of ministers, which was to leave the EU with no deal (which is also what the majority of the British people want), and instead went with the advice of the minority of ministers, which was to go back to the EU, YET AGAIN, and ask for ANOTHER extension to our already delayed leaving date.

The word, “Traitor” isn’t strong to describe this filthy, lying, ignorant, duplicitous, deluded fucking whore. “Brexit means Brexit”, she said after being elected leader of the Conservative party. Although in private, I’m quite sure she added, “like fuck it does”. The ONLY truthful thing she has said during her tenure as leader of the Conservative party (I refuse to call her the Prime Minister, since she long ago lost the right to be considered such), was “I will be a bloody difficult woman”. And even then, she was being disingenuous, because she was talking about being a difficult woman with the EU, when what actually meant was, “I will be a bloody difficult woman with everyone who voted to leave the EU, because I have no intention of delivering Brexit in any form”.

There is no humiliation this piece of shit is not prepared to endure to achieve her goal of destroying Brexit. Personally, I think that if she wants to be publicly humiliated on a daily basis, that’s her business. But this wretched creature is intent on humiliating the entire country as well. And that, is intolerable. Look at shit that was thrown at her over her mong dancing when visited Africa last year. Most politicians would simply have ignored it, not this dick though. She decided to try to take the piss out of those taking the piss out her by mong dancing onto the stage, grinning like a coked up twat.

She is, without doubt, the WORST occupant of 10 Downing Street the UK has ever had to suffer. And considering her three immediate predecessors were Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David fucking Cameron, that takes some doing. She makes Neville Chamberlain look like the world’s greatest ever statesman. At least he was acting out of naivety. May is an out and out traitor. From day one, she has deliberately gone out of her way to sabotage the democratic will of the British electorate. This lying witch shouldn’t just burn in hell, she should be dragged to Traitor’s Gate, be stoned, flogged, kneecapped, burnt at the stake and then hanged, drawn and quartered.

She hasn’t just killed Brexit, she has killed British democracy. And damn this cunt to hell for it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

There’s been a lot of strong things said lately about the Prime Minister and her woeful capitulation agreement.

Some think she is a traitor and should be dealt with accordingly.

In the words of the greatest Prime Minster that this country never had “They may very well think that but I couldn’t possibly comment…”

Nominated by Dioclese

So….

People who use “So…” incorrectly are cunts, aren’t they.

“So…we were in the shop yesterday…”
“So… I saw this programme…”
“So…what do you want to eat…”

It’s now being used by interviewers, politicians, and I’ve even heard it in period-piece films:

“So….Lady Farquhar, if it doesn’t displease you, I’d very much would like to see your breasts…”

Listen buttercup, “so” is a conjunction that resides in the middle of a sentence. It means “as a consequence” – She’s got no shame so she wears Ugg Boots, He’s a cunt so he voted Remain, They’re overweight and unskilled so they play rugby, etc.

How in fuckery did this verbal disability begin?
You’re a cunt so stop speaking.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Nick Boles (2)

A real Hollywood style cunting, with lots of tears, applause and bouquets of pansies for Westminster’s biggest diva – artistic M.P. Nick Boles who resigned from the Conservative Party last night because parliament refused to accept his Brexit breaking compromise “ver 2.0”.

Apparently before he minced out of the chamber he was “close to tears” a d as he did so another tory MP was heard to say “Oh, no, don’t go Nick”

Isn’t that sweet – just like primary school.

On the contrary I say fuck off Nick, you mincing little creep:

Tory MP Nick Boles resigns saying party ‘cannot compromise’ on Brexit

There has been far too much indulgence from this bunch of self-important windbags. Two days of “indicative votes” with fuck all to show for it. Brexit should now be implemented. Also fuck Peter Kyle’s “affirmative public vote” – this is yet another “artistic” MP trying to thwart Brexit – like all his fellow travellers (I believe Ben Bradshaw co-signed Boles bill) they are terrified of Brexit. Why, for god’s sake?. They are a cowardly shower wobbling like a half set jelly.

Apparently Mr Boles, when he has blown his nose on his lace hankie is going to sit as an “Independent Conservative” – whatever that is.

Interesting though that yet another petulant MP who is Pro-Brexit has refused to join Chuka Umunna’s Vanity Project – which seems to be the Westminster equivalent of the Titanic. If I were Chuka, if he wants to stay in the palace of the pompous I’d start crawling up the capacious arsehole of Tom Watson – he seems to be the future of the Labour party – what a comforting thought for Labourites, a man who looks like a 1950s union leader. Just to be entirely authentic Slubberguts Watson should break the arm iof his glasses and repair them with Elastoplast – for that full 1950 flavour.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Gaylord and Tory EU loving cunt resigned the whip because he couldn’t get his way. Like anybody cares what this self important prick thinks. He was already up for deselection so no doubt he is angling for another job sticking his tongue up yet another arse.
This is the cunt who had to pay back £679 of expenses he claimed for Hebrew lessons so he could communicate with his Israeli “wife.”
Yeah, fuck off Boles and don’t come back cunt.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Generation Snowflake

I’d like to cunt…my generation. Now i know the gentlemen in this great institution that is ISAC who are a tad older (i’m 29) would wholeheartedly agree with this cunting, we appear to be a lost cause but i’d like to throw the other side of the cunting coin at the older folk too.

We have been called the snowflake generation. That is true for many reasons, most folk my age or younger lack discipline, an attention span and are too fucking sensitive. Growing up, when i was going to primary school, it was the end of an era were teachers could assault you if you fucked up. I hated one teacher in particular but by fuck he made sure i did fucking well in all my subjects least i got the ruler. Those days are long gone,were even the teacher can’t command any respect from pupils. Why? Beacause some jumped up twat believes raising your voice to a pupil will cripple them emotionally. Fuck off.

A mate of mine took a teaching job in london (big mistake that, lot of nasty little cunts in london) and some little cunt was acting real ard. My friend is not one to be intimidated, especially by a little cunt but said cunt threatened to gut him in the street. My mate went right up to the little cunts face, looked him straight in the eyes and said he’ll by ready for him and he’ll let him take his best shot, he better pray to whatever deity ma and pa pray to cause he will smack ten shades of cunt out of him. Boy nearly pissed himself, mate nearly got the sack for standing up to a punk. He was told it’s forbidden to raise a voice or discipline his students because it could cause legal trouble to the school.

Even worse, some cunt in charge of mental health for pupils said teachers shouldn’t call female pupils “girls” or ladies” because it reminds them of their gender and may damage their mental health. Yes that’s right. She said or it said that teachers should always use gender-neutral language, and said the same advice applied for boys. That it’s not useful to be constantly reminded of your gender all the time and all the stereotypes that go with it. The word “girls” can evoke a sense that they have to do everything perfectly which can “create a lot of anxiety” in children and teenagers, while the word “boys” carries connotations of “being macho, not talking about your feelings, being told to man up”. She saved the best for last lads, fuck I’m sorry if that offended any of you, I didn’t mean to assume your gender,. She said some pupils may be transgender and find it offensive to be called a girl or boy if that’s not how they see themselves,

What monster are we breeding here? What way is humanity heading? We can’t keep going on like this bacause this is Indoctrination of the worst kind and its our kids/grandkids. I’m witnessing the effects of this cunterry first hand. I have two interns working for me and they have zero wrok ethic, zero commitment and they can’t do anything without consulting their fucking phones first. This generation don’t actually know anything. The answer are given to them on a plate for fear of frying their brains. What you get is a generation of no real skills.

Of course i made my feelings felt about their lack of initiative, for that i had a quint meeting with HR. I was called a bully. If anything, i was helping them.

Fuck the young cucks and fuck the repressed enabling old

Nominated by Cuntflappage

Credit Score Apps

Credit score apps and consolidated loans.

Do not understand the point of credit score apps or the people who feel the need to continually check their credit rating. If they have a poor credit rating (I imagine because they did not pay the due amount on money owed) their situation is unlikely to improve until such monies have been repaid.

Also understand that your credit score can worsen if you apply for credit but are refused? I am not an expert in this area as always pay bills and money owed immediately.

Consolidated loans. How the fuck does it benefit anyone to amalgamate all their small loans into one big loan? The net result is exactly the same.

Nominated by Willie stroker