Mayor of San Francisco for honouring Martin McGuiness

“a posthumous award honouring Martin McGuinness’s courageous service in the military”.

“Mr McGuinness has been awarded a Certificate of Honour, the equivalent to freedom of the city.

IRA victims criticised the honour, which also recognises the former IRA leader’s role in the peace process.”

Breed has now apologised.

I though that Americans had changed their view on Terrorists post 9 11. Not all it seems

Cunts

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Old Wives Tales are for cunts, aren’t they.

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Cunt #1: I’ve finished my white wine, I think I’ll have a glass of red.
Cunt #2: Ooh, ‘Red on white, up all night!’
Cunt #3: Don’t have a beer because that’d be ‘grain on grape’.
Cunt #2: Isn’t it “Never have grape on grain”?
Cunt #1: Yes that’s correct, “Beer before wine, you’ll be fine.”
Cunt #3: Isn’t it “Wine on beer, you’ll feel queer”?
Cunt #4: I thought it was “Beer before liquor, never been sicker”?
Cunt #1: Is liquor the same as spirits?
Cunt #4: Yes. “Spirits before beer, you’ll be clear.”

For Fuck’s sake hammerheads, it’s all alcohol and it’s all nonsense. Next you’ll be telling me not to watch tv or read in the dark because it damages my vision! Perhaps I could eat carrots to improve my eyes?
Perhaps I should avoid horseradish or carry an acorn for longer life? This might help if I swallow gum because it takes seven years to digest and I’d better avoid eating bread crusts otherwise my hair might become curly.

Psh. Cunts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Last night the 600 odd cunts in Parliament against failed to agree on bugger all. Quel surprise!

So now the news is that the Cunt of the Year is going to bring her shit deal back for another go. How many fucking times does a meaningful vote have to be declared meaningless??? How long will it be before she gets the fucking message that nobody likes it on either side of the divide???

Some good news tonight though – a recent poll puts Labour on 26% and the Tories on 6% with UKIP on 18% and the Brexit Party on 28%. So if UKIP and Nigel make a pact not to contest the same seats, that’s a thumping great landslide majority.

And no. This is not an April fool joke.

I suspect however that our leader is not listening. Like the last European dictator in his bunker, May is busy moving her non existent armies around the map of Europe…

Nominated by Dioclese

Paul Mitchell is a total cunt

Who you may ask is this nobody and why does he need a solid gold cunting?

Well this is the absolute turd who has just had himself sent to prison for attacking some footballer in a match this weekend.

To be sent to pokey for a nice armed robbery or old style gangster hit is something, to be sent there to get bummed for the sake of a fucking game where grown adults foam at the mouth over a fucking ball being kicked around is another matter.

Football really annoys me, the fans, the game, the fact that it keeps the great unwashed masses from seeing how shite their pitiful lives really are really makes me want to puke. For me, this man is the ultimate cunt of cunts and deserves to be put in a cell with Big Ron.

Don’t tense up Paul, it makes it easier.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

Idiot Football Supporters
Spring is upon us, and the breeding season for football hooligans is in full swing if recent events are anything to go by.
Amongst other acts of stupidity, we’re witnessing a spate of pitch incursions. James Tavernier of Rangers was shoved and verbally abused by some twat who got onto the pitch when The Huns were playing Hibernian. A mug supporter was arrested at the Emirates after an altercation with Chris Smalling of Man Utd. The most serious incident occurred at St Andrew’s, home to B’ham Shitty FC, where a Shitty thug floored Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish with a vicious punch to the head. The idiot concerned, one Paul Mitchell, appeared before the beak and entered a plea of guilty to incursion and assault, telling the court that he did it as ‘a joke’. A statement to the court by Grealish said that he felt ‘lucky’, given that things might have been worse ‘had the supporter had some kind of weapon’. Karma instantly played its part, as Grealish recovered to score the winner in the game, and Mitchell can now reflect on his actions from behind bars. Shitty’s self-styled ‘Zulu Warriors’ (yes, really!) have since been seen displaying banners bearing Mitchell’s picture, beneath the words ‘Freedom Of The City’. Classy. Very classy.
Naturally a clamour has arisen again, putting pressure on football authorities north and south of the border to act. Inevitably fingers are being pointed at clubs and punitive measures are being called for, such as fines, points deductions, and for matches to be played behind closed doors. Clubs will probably bear the brunt of sanctions, but short of going back to the bad old days of the 70s when fans were basically caged in, how can they legislate for the actions of wilfully disruptive cretins with the intellectual capacity of a dung beetle? Loutish, antisocial behaviour is something we see all too often in society these days, and sadly, football is a convenient vehicle for twats like Mitchell to latch on to. They’re the cunts, and they’re the ones who should be made an example of. Cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee