Snowflakes

As you all know I have endured a personal meltdown,got suspended from work, could have got struck off, all due to the rantings of snowflakes.

A gaggle of Guardian reading graduates of lesbian dance theory and non binary African drum making made some horrendous allegations against me that were, thankfully, not believed.

One of these idiots has only been working in the field for 12 weeks. He is not clinically qualified but felt he knew better than someone who qualified before he was born. He said he was concerned about what he felt others might feel: Get to fuck you sprawny little cunt.

Thankfully,common sense prevailed. However, what the fuck has the world come to? Fucking left wing cunts with opinions on everything and no knowledge on anything now get to set the agenda!

If I was a Guardian reading um bongo drinking lesbo in a wheelchair who was a parking Stanley…..

CUNTS. This site MUST continue to challenge what is becoming incredibly dangerous: policing ,not just speech, but thought. It HAS to stop.

My family,friends and this site got me through it.

God Save the Queen!

Nominated by kravdarth

Not-fit-for purpose “Security” Guards are Cunts.

I recently took one of the lads down to the Magistrate’s Court to get banned for Drink-Driving. In the entrance was a doorframe metal detector thing that you had to walk through after emptying your pockets of keys,coins etc. This was manned by what I took to be Methuselah’s Grandfather. After getting through Daddy Whizz’s checkpoint, we were then confronted by a big fat Cunt who asked me to spread my arms while he patted me down….the ridiculous Cunt even had the temerity to ask me to remove my hat! Fucks Sake,could he not see that he was dealing with a Gentleman? After all,how many of his “punters” would be wearing a black cape and top-hat on an unseasonably warm February morning unless they had breeding?
When we got into the waiting room it was stuffed full of the Great and Good of Northumbrian society. After saying our “hellos” to a few acquaintances we settled down to await the young ‘un’s case being called. Looking around, there were about 12 or so people waiting,plus their friends. Indeed,there was quite a spirit of camaraderie,but it just struck me that if things had kicked off, there was no way that the fat blob and his antiquated side-kick would have been able to do anything about it.

If you’re going to have security guards,they should at least be capable of walking six paces without an oxygen-mask. I’ve noticed that Tesco seem to have the same type of guard…spotty,unfit youths or relics from the Boer War. If one of them attempted to waylay me, I’d just tell them to “Fuck Off” and keep walking safe in the knowledge that they’d probably have a heart-attack if they tried to keep up with my brisk pace.

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Another cunting for Andy Murray in quick succession….who has now decided that should he feel tip top after his surgery he might not retire after all!
He could have just had his surgery, stated his return was indeterminate and then made his decision whether to retire or not, once he had a better idea of his fitness.

But no. This soppy bollocked twat decided to blab like a schoolgirl for all the country to see and make a big song and dance, knowing full well he might pull a U-turn not long after.
Reeks of a pathetic PR stunt to keep his name in the public domain while he continues to avoid winning a tournament of any real significance.

Probably all engineered by his rancid, attention seeking mother. They should both be parachuted straight into a warzone with only a kids tennis racquet as a weapon. See how much they enjoy being in the spotlight then, the pair of cunts.

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

Misgendering

‘Catholic Journalist Investigated By Police For ‘Malicious’ Misgendering Of Transgender Woman’

This is what we have come to. Police, who have so much time on their hands, have been called in by some shrieking tranny or tranny minder because a woman correctly referred to a tranny as he or she, whichever applies.
What the fuck is wrong with us? Where the fuck is the sense of proportion when humouring these mentally deluded freaks?

Must go, I think the police are at my door.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

‘Celebrity Nonentity’

You see? It almost rhymes!

An atomic bomb rated cunting – again – for these fuckers. Invariably Yank; always completely talent free. We are certainly not talking Brunel; Lincoln; Turing; Churchill ….. or Dalglish here.

The list is literally endless but to pick just two non stories given unwarranted OTT coverage on, you guessed it, Al-BBC, I give you Kendal Jenner and R.Kelly. Or maybe that’s Kendal Kelly and R.Jenna as I wasn’t paying full attention because I was only waiting to turn over for Lucy Verswamey on the other side.

One is ‘newsworthy’ for being the first billionaire, based on being a Social Media ‘influencer’ ; the other is a (C)rap ‘Musician’ who has had a toys out of the pram moment on some unwatchable Yank TV show for beating up his bitch. I’ll let ISACs guess his racial profile.

I don’t know who to cunt most….the persons themselves?; the idiotic, snowflake lemmings who digest this pap and follow them on Twatter? Al-BBC for deeming it important enough to broadcast. Or the internet advertising producers for deeming them worth their riches pin the first place.

The world has gone fucking mad. And I’ll bet there’s no-one ,not even under 40, whatsoever living in real U.K. eg Middlesbrough; Cornwall; Wiltshire or Wales who gives a flying fuck either.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

Celebrities” are Cunts.

“Made In Chelsea” cast members, “The X-Factor” contestants, “Big Brother” residents, footballers’girlfriends,internet vloggers(whatever they may be) ,actors’ children etc. Doesn’t matter how fleeting or tenuous their brush with fame,they are now celebrities who are to be consulted on all kinds of questions by the Media who seem to think that we thick Plebs. will be fascinated by what Gaz from “Geordie Shore” thinks about Brexit,or what that fat Fruit Robbbie Williams’ wife thinks about famine in Bongo_Bongo land.

These famous nobodies also seen to exist in an incestuous cycle of appearing in each others’ television shows. Television bosses seem to think that no television programme can fail to be improved by the addition of some “celebrity” of whom we’ve never heard. Of course, the “celebrities” then feel the need to keep their public profile high and behave as “outrageously” as possible.

Most of these so-called celebrities would struggle to be recognised in their homes,never mind by a jaded audience fed up with vacuous wannabies.

However,there is some light on the horizon, I’ve noticed that there have been one or two cases of ex Love Island and The X-Factor falling into a depression when the limelight moves on,and topping themselves. I hope that their good example is copied by more of the “Reality TV star” set….Gemma Collins,you fat piece of shit, I’m looking at you to show a lead.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

4 million democracy deniers have signed a petition to cancel Brexit.

Why?

Because sheeple can’t think for themselves and a load of C list celebrities told their followers on Twatter to do it. I don’t know what annoys me the most – the fact that most of these cunts think that their fame makes their opinions so much more valuable than the rest of us or that their slavish followers are so thick that they’d crawl naked on their hands and knees through broken glass to stick matchsticks in their shit.

Half the cunts don’t even live in this country or pay our taxes so in my book don’t qualify for an opinion in the first place…

Nominated by Dioclese