Bristol pixie Carla Denyer

 

is a cunt.

Please, everyone spare a prayer for the Bristol pixie Carla Denyer.

She has had to take a leave of absence, on doctor’s orders.. for, wait for it burnout!!
She is a big cheerleader for fake illegal immigrants, so maybe one of those so called doctors wrote her a note..

Filling out expenses forms can be tiring, that’s probably why she has nine!! Yes nine assistants..

Maybe if the job is still that tough with all that help, you should step down..
Not when the taxpayers will pick up the bill for your extended summer holiday..

Maybe she can spend her time off toppling statues into the harbour and protesting about Palestinian, with all the other Bristol loons..

Just do your job, or fucking resign…

Carla Denyer to take leave of absence for burnout

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MP’s expenses.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt

27 thoughts on “Bristol pixie Carla Denyer

  1. The amount of fart gas this tofu munching vaginally hirsute cunt emits she’s probably responsible for her own little hole in the ozone layer. She should be recycled in a wood chipper and turned into a nice pathway for the immos to safely walk up the beach. Better for the environment, kinder to our guests, I’m sure her principles could stretch to that.

  2. So sorry to hear about your burnout Carla.
    But don’t worry, treatment is available.
    I recommend assisted suicide.

    Btw, how did your candidates do in yesterday’s by-elections?

  3. The only ‘burn out’ I’d like to see would start in her fanny and come out through her mouth. There’s a couple of great 70s/80s Italian cannibal films that show the ideal process.

    • Oh and there’s also ‘Patrick Still Lives’ from 1981 or so, in which a hot poker telekinetically goes through some porno rag of time bint’s labia and out her mouth.

      • That’s a new one on me WokeUp.
        Though I’ve never been a great fan of Disney.

  4. This bitch looks like the quintessential todger dodger.
    Imagine the unwashed, natural minge on it?
    Under those hessian weave clothes, I’ll be she looks like the partially-transformed American werewolf.

    • She’s a less fat version of Millie Tant.

      We can’t live with these cretins. We need to find one of the UK’s many uninhabited islands, build them a basic shelter on it and drop them all there. They love shit porn so sanitation isn’t a problem.

  5. I wonder if her several weeks of recovery will coincide with the several weeks of recess of the House of Commons.

    Or will she be angling for 14 weeks of doing fuck all?

  6. I assume it will be paid leave.

    And that her assistants will continue to complete the expenses claim forms.

    It’s not cheap being a top tier cunt.

    Sick note Oven.

    Good morning.

  7. In seriousness, we have to be aware that there are concentrated parts of the map of our glorious island where these incorrectly-brained ideas can hold sway. I suggest re-education camps and if that fails, then compost.

  8. To the mouth breathing, slackjawed,webtoed,,
    hills have eyes residents of Makerfield.

    nicely done you fuckin simpletons.

    • I’m very disappointed at my neighbours over the border in Makerfield MNC.

      Any work I do in that area is going to come with a hefty price tag.

      The cunts

      Good morning 🌞👍

      • morning Jack.👍

        If they object to price rises tell them its a green tax brought in by Andy Burnham

        up in Arbroath they’ve voted in the SNP again!!
        the thick cunts must want to pay for another camper van for the porridge elite.

    • They were swayed by the Messiah’s charisma.
      He looks so cool, all dressed in black.
      Like Oswald Mosley.
      Expect him to grow a tache next.

      • Don’t be too harsh on them Mis. What they’ve done is effectively and emphatically to shaft Starmer. Now when Burnham is in charge and things conspicuously don’t change where is Labour going to go come the general election?

  9. To have nine bodies under, on top and coming from both sides of her, she’s bound to get completely fucked. Spit roast leave is the only option.

  10. Bristol is ground Zero for lefties.
    has been for years.

    Race grifters
    trans headtheballs
    Palestine crybabies
    vegan terrorists

    it’s got them all.

  11. The vegetables party failed miserably at yesterday’s by election were cleft commie Andy was duly appointed the new saviour of the country 😩…55% voted for him which obviously shows that the electorate are all suffering from the same burnout as this immigrant loving 💩…55% of the makerfield populace require urgent lobotomies and incaseration you moronic halfwits…’he’s not the Messiah, he’s a commie cunt’ 😡

  12. For the self employed people like me, burnout through over working has to be sorted out by having an early night.

    Several weeks to recover?

    Fuck off!

  13. This clueless cunt doesn’t know what fucking burnout is.

    My granny had nine kids and just got on with it.

    Did loads of voluntary work for the local church too.

    Hard as fucking nails.

    She’d have give this lead swinging lesbo ( I’m assuming she is one ) short shrift.

    Fuck off.

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