is a cunt.
Please, everyone spare a prayer for the Bristol pixie Carla Denyer.
She has had to take a leave of absence, on doctor’s orders.. for, wait for it burnout!!
She is a big cheerleader for fake illegal immigrants, so maybe one of those so called doctors wrote her a note..
Filling out expenses forms can be tiring, that’s probably why she has nine!! Yes nine assistants..
Maybe if the job is still that tough with all that help, you should step down..
Not when the taxpayers will pick up the bill for your extended summer holiday..
Maybe she can spend her time off toppling statues into the harbour and protesting about Palestinian, with all the other Bristol loons..
Just do your job, or fucking resign…
Carla Denyer to take leave of absence for burnout
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt
The amount of fart gas this tofu munching vaginally hirsute cunt emits she’s probably responsible for her own little hole in the ozone layer. She should be recycled in a wood chipper and turned into a nice pathway for the immos to safely walk up the beach. Better for the environment, kinder to our guests, I’m sure her principles could stretch to that.
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So sorry to hear about your burnout Carla.
But don’t worry, treatment is available.
I recommend assisted suicide.
Btw, how did your candidates do in yesterday’s by-elections?
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The only ‘burn out’ I’d like to see would start in her fanny and come out through her mouth. There’s a couple of great 70s/80s Italian cannibal films that show the ideal process.
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Oh and there’s also ‘Patrick Still Lives’ from 1981 or so, in which a hot poker telekinetically goes through some porno rag of time bint’s labia and out her mouth.
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That’s a new one on me WokeUp.
Though I’ve never been a great fan of Disney.
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This bitch looks like the quintessential todger dodger.
Imagine the unwashed, natural minge on it?
Under those hessian weave clothes, I’ll be she looks like the partially-transformed American werewolf.
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She’s a less fat version of Millie Tant.
We can’t live with these cretins. We need to find one of the UK’s many uninhabited islands, build them a basic shelter on it and drop them all there. They love shit porn so sanitation isn’t a problem.
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If she’s got the hair that’s naturally grown and doesn’t get washed, then that’s enough for a wild animal such as myself.
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I wonder if her several weeks of recovery will coincide with the several weeks of recess of the House of Commons.
Or will she be angling for 14 weeks of doing fuck all?
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Carla’s a funny name for a schoolboy?
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I assume it will be paid leave.
And that her assistants will continue to complete the expenses claim forms.
It’s not cheap being a top tier cunt.
Sick note Oven.
Good morning.
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In seriousness, we have to be aware that there are concentrated parts of the map of our glorious island where these incorrectly-brained ideas can hold sway. I suggest re-education camps and if that fails, then compost.
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To the mouth breathing, slackjawed,webtoed,,
hills have eyes residents of Makerfield.
nicely done you fuckin simpletons.
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Oh so they voted for Andy Cumdump then
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I’m very disappointed at my neighbours over the border in Makerfield MNC.
Any work I do in that area is going to come with a hefty price tag.
The cunts
Good morning 🌞👍
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morning Jack.👍
If they object to price rises tell them its a green tax brought in by Andy Burnham
up in Arbroath they’ve voted in the SNP again!!
the thick cunts must want to pay for another camper van for the porridge elite.
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Incredible 🙄
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For sure.
Either too simple to realise they’ve just been used to force a leadership challenge/ GE, or unbelievably cunning and hoping they have.
I’ll laugh my socks off if the cunt turns round and says he’s no intention of forcing a leadership challenge. That’d leave Simpering Streeting looking an utter cunt, just for a change. 😁
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It’s almost like the residents of Makerfield want more illegal immigrants to come and fuck their underage daughters with impunity, while being taxed out of existence for the privilege.
The thick cunts.
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ps
you pie eating fucks deserve everything you get
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They were swayed by the Messiah’s charisma.
He looks so cool, all dressed in black.
Like Oswald Mosley.
Expect him to grow a tache next.
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to cover up his harelip?
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Don’t be too harsh on them Mis. What they’ve done is effectively and emphatically to shaft Starmer. Now when Burnham is in charge and things conspicuously don’t change where is Labour going to go come the general election?
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you’re right of course Arfur.
it’s out of character for me to be judgemental.
😅
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Have you seen that photo of him on the BBC news page, looking all humble and tearful, the mendacious, manipulative twat?
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JP@
To me Andy Burnham always looks like he’s wearing a stocking over his head like a 1970s armed robber.
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To have nine bodies under, on top and coming from both sides of her, she’s bound to get completely fucked. Spit roast leave is the only option.
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She looks like the mayor in Southpark
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At least not Ms Chokesondick
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You can always tell when they have that sickening smile of stupidity.
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Its too concise and tells you everything.
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Bristol is ground Zero for lefties.
has been for years.
Race grifters
trans headtheballs
Palestine crybabies
vegan terrorists
it’s got them all.
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And gay bars. Some of my finest ‘work’ took place there outside of my natural Welsh habitat.
I once streaked up and down a particular street that had a glass fronted restaurant, can’t remember the name it for fuck, talking 20 years ago. It was for a tenner. A tenner back in those days got you two double vodkas mind.
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The vegetables party failed miserably at yesterday’s by election were cleft commie Andy was duly appointed the new saviour of the country 😩…55% voted for him which obviously shows that the electorate are all suffering from the same burnout as this immigrant loving 💩…55% of the makerfield populace require urgent lobotomies and incaseration you moronic halfwits…’he’s not the Messiah, he’s a commie cunt’ 😡
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I’m appalled, Gerald.
Is 55 percent of the Makerfield electorate on benefits, or are they park keys?
How on earth can a labour candidate win a landslide when they represent the most hated government in living memory?
If this is what revolution looks like, count me out.
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Anti Rodney vote, plus the greens and lib dems lent their vote to stop reform..
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Barry’s right. They wanted rid of Starmbot, as do we all, and the quickest way to achieve that was to vote for Eyeliner Andy.
Starmbot is too dense to read the room, so he won’t resign.
Internecine Labour civil war on the horizon.
Enjoy.
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It’s 55% of 59% of the electorate, so about 32.5%, which is still a lot of thick cunts though. Fucking Makerfield mongs.
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It was an obvious fix, Burnham was ‘required’ in parliament to replace Starmer because Starmer’s jig is up. Burnham’s jig will be up too in due course, but the can gets kicked further down the road.
What’s telling is that Burnham had to be brought in at all.
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For the self employed people like me, burnout through over working has to be sorted out by having an early night.
Several weeks to recover?
Fuck off!
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This clueless cunt doesn’t know what fucking burnout is.
My granny had nine kids and just got on with it.
Did loads of voluntary work for the local church too.
Hard as fucking nails.
She’d have give this lead swinging lesbo ( I’m assuming she is one ) short shrift.
Fuck off.
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You assume correctly Jack.
Carla dear, if you can’t stand the heat…..
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She identifies as “bi/cis”, Jack.
Which translates as “Please! somebody, anybody for Christ sakes, FUCK me!”
😢
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oh the luxury of burnout.
some of those expenses forms are quite heavy.
Carla should be careful she doesn’t throw her back out.
Self employed people never suffer burnout mysteriously.
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I had to take seven weeks off after having a heart attack.
I was bored to fuck
I was still on the post heart attack physio programme when I started back.
Used to go in the Land Rover and trailer, once the session was finished I’d be straight off to me first job 😃
This bitchl needs more meat 🍖🥓
Preferably up her arse. 💪💪💪
That’d invigorate her.
Idle cunt.
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Talking of people who can’t cope with life, last night on the telly a woman went to see her GP. The reason? Her fucking parrot had flown away, I kid you not! Did she expect the doctor to go find it or buy her a replacement? Christ help us, I despair.
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I recently found one in my back garden… delicious.
🦜
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It sounds like she needed a cockatoo.
So like Carla Denyer, in fact.
Oh alright, I’m leaving.
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I’ll go and squawk for her and she’ll wish she hadn’t bothered.
I can’t quite believe this, arfurbrain. If she’d gone to reception like you’re supposed to do, they’d have told her to fuck off !
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They wouldn’t though Sammy and that contributes to the problem of getting an appointment nowadays. This programme that’s on at 7pm is consecutive clips of people’s GP appointments. Half of them are there because they’ve had a bad day and so they think they are clinically depressed or have poor mental health. Of the rest a good many should simply go to bed with a couple of paracetamol. Sometimes a clip is shown of a GP advising young men that they should see their GP if they have “low mood”. I could not go to the GP and say I was depressed; it could not happen.
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I’d love to go into a packed waiting room and ask what was the matter with each one of them, wanting precise answers quickly as possible as though the world was coming to an end. Before making them feel ashamed, they’d be leaving that room in droves.
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If I had ‘several weeks off’ for ‘burnout’ it would be unpaid financial suicide and I’d likely find myself unemployed as well as homeless.
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Well, I think it`s a very sensible thing to do if you are stressed. Starmer should learn from this and do the same … perhaps let Lammy take over for a bit while he has a lie down. Surely that would work? Then, after a few months of well-deserved rest, he could return all nicely refreshed … and walk through the charred & burnt-out ruins of what was once our glorious Empire. Well done. Sorted.
🙂🔥
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I’m not concerned about Bumham. At least he’ll do what he says on the tin and we know where we stand. STARMBOT-WEFCON needs serious disassembling. In public hopefully.
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Which tin, Wokesy?
🥫
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The socialist cunt one.
I don’t mind an enemy combatant that pretends they’re not.
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Fuck I mean doesn’t pretend they’re not.
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same shit, different face.
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I think is all the internalised anger, it upsets her because she can’t Starmer to bomb Israel, all the screaming in the HoC hasn’t vented it.
Poor little Carla, dark room, good cry and maybe a long bath with a razor blade will do the trick.
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Starmer seen leaving No 10 via the back exit….ooh, Matron!
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hes a backdoor kinda guy.
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Captain Scarlet eyebrows better not get too high sniffing his own farts. Like the GE, it was a loveless landslide. People only voted for him because he isn’t Starmer.
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I watched a clip of the king of the north on the BBC, he was asked about the fiscal rules, thick cunt couldn’t answer..
If he gets to number 10 and Mad Ed in number 11, may as well just check out all my savings and head to that nice place in Switzerland for a long sleep.
We’re doomed, doomed I say 😂
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Just like Streeting he always insists on deliveries at the rear.
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(Bowenesque voice: ‘Now, Norman son. Yer’ve got to guess the four answers to yer win the star prize. All four answers, and yer gerra birra Bully.. Off yer go son…’
Carla Denyer is….
1. A rug muncher?✔
2. A tuppence flicker?✔
3. A demented dribbling leftie?✔
4. A bulldyke in elf’s clothing?✔
Congratulatons Norman lad, yer’ve copped the lot. Let’s see what yer’ve won. Oooh. Yer gorra dirty weekend with Salma Hayek and Lizzie Olsen. Great. Smashing. Super.
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Just seen the good dullards of Ashton in Makerfield being interviewed.
christ.
I wouldn’t trust them with scissors never-ending responsibility in voting in a MP.
A place where Forrest Gump is a intellectual.
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I imagine the folk of Makerfield who are on benefits who voted Labour, are secretly anti labour and anti immigration.
But let’s face it, they’re not going to vote themselves back to work either are they.
This country is fucked.
Good morning
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The only growth industry in the country
There will come a time when the only option is to tax the unemployed 😂
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Just incase you forgot and to new comers on here, I don’t listen to, or watch the news and take it for granted what you have to say is correct. Then when I’ve had enough, I can get back to enjoying myself with things that keep the likes of me living longer without any stress.
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I never realised that Kemi Badenough was a pygmy?!
about 3ft 5in.
fuck me , a Tolkien castoff.
black gaptoothed, snake haired lawn ornament.
Maggie Thatcher would be spinning in her crypt if she wasn’t nailed in.
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Ironically though Northern Star pointing cunt, she’s the most Maggie-sounding Tory SINCE Maggie. I’ve practically scrubbed the Treason May years from my memory. Which wasn’t hard to do, since I was pissed for the majority of it.
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Margaret Thatcher, the last patriotic PM.
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Poofs, weak wimminz and scroungers – that sums up politics in 2026.
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https://youtu.be/GvmvMFXWzc8?is=-NLDY50GNDAJCe0y
Carla’s Just looking for a kiss.
grow your hair luv,
buy a mini skirt
shove some socks down your bra.
Never get a husband looking like Tiny Tim.
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I know the majority of men, Mis, are only looking for one thing and that’s snatch. She can do all the things you suggested to make her look more alluring, but it comes down to the one thing eventually. The performance of the glory hole. Which she is the one at the controls and to make the effort. Some snatches have a mind of their own. I remember one that felt like putting your cock in a jar of worms and enjoyed just lying there. Then the lasses need to do their bit, clenching the cock on and off. You get the picture. I could go on, but I’ll leave it at that.
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