is a cunt.
Specifically: Lupita Nyong’o, Paapa Essiedu and Jodie Turner-Smith.
Fuck these three pieces of shit.
To wit:
Lupita Nyong’o as ‘Helen of Troy’ in the upcoming Christopher Nolan pretentious wankfest: I’m pretty sure that when Homer envisaged ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’, he didn’t have Bluepeter Umbongo in mind, otherwise he might’ve unwittingly written the first draft of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the upcoming Harry Potter series: when people think of Snape, the image of Alan Rickman is in their mind’s eye, no-one else. Rowling specifically described him as white in the books. It’s going to look pretty funny when James Potter lynches this fuzzy-wuzzy, as happened in the book.
Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, for fuck’s sake!
Nothing more needs to be said about this travesty.
All of these sootıes have had abusive backlash, all of it 100% earned. They must’ve known what the general white consensus would’ve been at the deliberate destruction of our culture and history.
I hope ‘The Odyssey’ fails miserably.
Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine, link by Unkle Terry.
Plenty of white people I’m happy for the dàrkies to play, Ian Huntley, Fred and Rose West and Peter Sutcliffe..
Though teaching samboʻ to use a hammer, for something other than opening a bottle of supermalt, would be a task in it’s self.
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“Rose! Yo Rose! me buildt a lickle patio to put de kids under, me rice and peas ready yet?
Rose -“Frederick honey me made some goat curry, we have dat , go swinging then let’s bury de youngsters”
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Diversity-positivity now! Spielberg should make a Nazi-Drama with Adolf and his brass all black cast, and the SS all 7 Ft tall Nuba, instead of Jews they’d hunt down and kill any Arabs or Turks. And of course, their Axis partner wouldn’t be the Japanese but the Indians. Lord, would that be jolly.
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Silly monkeys re writing our history 🤦♂️
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The first two words are a sufficient Nom for me. Sad that until a couple of decades ago that was never the case.
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It has been established by eminent black authorities that Anne Boleyn was indeed black. As was Columbus, Richard the Lionheart, Albert Einstein and Abraham Lincoln.
Africa has a rich history, probably, except they couldnt write. Or build. Or have wheels. Or ships.
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Give credit where credit’s due, CC.
Africans taught us all we know about slavery, cannibalism and how to fuck a monkey.
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New research has led me to believe that Oliver Cromwell had a touch of the tar, which would explain why he stole my fucking ancestors land. What about my reparations? Cunt.
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Necklacing and carjacking as well.
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Well, the daughter of Anne Boleyn – none other than Queen Elizabeth I – is now a trans circus freak with a whopping great knob.
Some grotesque creature like that is going to play Queen Bess, One the most important figures in English history. A disgrace.
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Speaking of being shoehorned incorrectly, what the fuck was that fat tart doing drawing on the blackboard and spouting incomprehensible gibberish during the pansy drink breaks last night?
I couldn’t make out if she was drawing a sperm fertilising an egg or just playing noughts and crosses against herself.
As it looked like she was in her kitchen, she should have just stuck to doing what she’s cut out for and made a cuppa for Keane, Neville and Wrighty.
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Emma fucking Hayes. One god awful bint.
Imagine being a top level football coach with a champions league to your name, being lectured by that hopelessly over promoted feminazi?
Fuck off you revolting hag!
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She’s fucking disgusting.
Way beyond the pale. Like a sick joke.
I’ve wrote a nom up about her.
Although I think you two fellas have cunted her better than I have already. 😂
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Emma Hayes, she was the useless bint that was covering that Spain / Cape Verde game. “Spain will get a goal & win the game,” was what she quoted, of course that never happened.
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it’s a way to involve the ladies. They can’t understand Offside, so they give them a bit of etch-a-sketching. They put four biints on the pitch with microphones in front of a huge ironing board, but they still want to gibber about a men’s sport.
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Emma Hayes. The Bridget Jones of the football world. Except far more blubbery and far less attractive.
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OT. The BBC are on their arse.
Doing a thing, ‘ranking’ every team at the World Cup. All 48 of them.
First of all, I hate any form of ranking. It’s lame and lazy journalism.
And, the World Cup teams ranked after one fucking game apiece? Absolutely laughable,
It’s as hilarious as their Cape Verdi goalie finds his log lost mum ‘exclusive’. Absolute bollocks, pure comedy.
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You’re right there, Norman.
Their coverage in general looks and sounds stale and dated.
That fucking idiot, Phil McNumpty, on the BBC website, doing his usual trick of masturbating furiously over players he’ll gleefully slag off in a couple of weeks time.
As you say, lazy journalism.
I prefer ITV, although having that horrid Emma Hayes telling Tuchel where he’s going wrong via her blackboard at halftime nearly had my boot through the screen last night.
Hopefully they won’t repeat that stunt.
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Thank fuck I’ve only had to put up with 5,000 adverts attempting to watch the England game on ITV…
However utterly galling and inane the adverts are,at least its not the BBCistan.
Anyway,fuck the lot of them.
A circus of grinning cunts.
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O/T again. Apologies.
Apparently, a 30 year old man ‘from Norfolk’ has been arrested for seemingly throwing a 3 year old boy into a crocodile enclosure, causing serious injuries.
The usual crowd are warning people not to speculate online, but fuck ‘em!
What’s the betting we’ve been ‘enriched’ again?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx50n2vj74o
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Indeed Field Marshal.
So far the coverage has only boiled my piss and fired the Oven by stating “the boy ended up in the crocodile enclosure”..
How?
By fucking handglider?
By Impersonating Roger Moore?
Fuck off you simpering faggóts.
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Indeed UT.
Even the tabloids toe the Stasi line.
What are they so afraid of?
All that police bollocks about jeopardising investigations is just that. Utter bollocks.
A newspaper giving a description of a suspect isn’t going to result in his case being thrown out of court, is it?
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Snappy response from the police though…
How the fuck do you get bail for attempted murder?
Lucky that Harvey Price was there really, otherwise it might have been dreadful.
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They’re rewriting history for us. Very big of them.
Making blecks feel like they’ve achieved more than they have. What have they achieved folks? Fuk all.
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