The Kambo Detox


Apparently it’s quite fashionable to ingest frog poison as part of a “cleansing ceremony”..

Sometimes this is lethal.

“WELLNESS coach is feared to have died after trying a drug made from the poisonous skin of an Amazonian tree frog.

Kristian Trend, 40, is reported to have taken the drug known as Kambo in a “cleansing” ceremony before collapsing in his flat last month.”

Oh dear.

It seems going for a walk in the cuntryside and drinking some water isn’t quite enough for some people.

The Stun.

No doubt it’ll be available on Our NHS soon.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

86 thoughts on “The Kambo Detox

  1. off topic

    why does Rachel Reeves always look scared to fuckin death?

    eyes filling up, pale,
    darting glance everywhere,

    Looks terrified.
    like she’s trapped in a nightmare.

    is she mental or something?

  2. Speaking of frogs, Didier Deschamps spent five minutes in the wrong changing room last night, giving a half time talk to the Senegal team.

    • idea ,
      Donald’s Trumps Recordbreakers.

      ” I’ve just ate a scone,
      beautiful truly beautiful,
      probably the greatest scone in the world,
      certainly the biggest.
      and this scone had 20 currants in it!
      I don’t know if that’s a record?
      but that’s probably a record”.

      Obsessed by records,
      hes like the new Roy Castle.

      without the tap dancing and fuckin trumpet.

  3. OT.

    A good friend once said to me, after I told him of a particularly challenging day I had , “there’s a cunt around every corner”

    How fucking right he was! I told him to copyright that one.

  4. This sounds like something Lammy would do.

    He was in hospital recently with scalded feet after making a pot noodle and reading the instructions to stand in hot water for 10 minutes.

    • Evening LL…didn’t Princess Margaret do that in a scalding bath? Put one foot in then the other but didn’t feel it ‘cos of poor circulation caused by smoking more tabs than Cancer Clarkson?
      The stupid, spoiled bitch.

      • Luckily she didn’t need feet,
        having servants and lackeys fetching and carrying for her while she sat on her arse eating marshmallows.

  5. Anyfucker who connives in the killing of these animals for some new age horseshit deserves to die horrribly.

    • Don’t think they kill them.

      think they ‘milk’ it.
      The frog secretes a toxin when scared and they wipe it onto wooden needles

      Saw it on that Karl Pilkington travel series.

      • They should have a guide from one of those ‘lost’ Amazonian tribes who has a giant lip plate but is also wearing a tattered counterfeit Man Utd shirt.

        When they are out hunting with their blow darts, I wonder if they are ever tempted to shoot their mate with some psychedelic toxin?

      • oh, you mean Stings mate.
        bloke with a digestive biscuit balanced on his bottom lip?

        They’re all druggies in the Amazon.
        Frogs, vines, toadstools,
        all off their tit’s on something.

        it’s like a Grateful Dead concert in there.

      • Oh and the cannibalism. That said you could finish off whats left of them by sneezing on one.

  6. OT. BBC giving us this earth shattering ‘newe’….

    Cape Verdi goalkeeper reunited with his mother.’

    They are pushing this as a big deal.
    Who gives a damn fuck?

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