Dead Pool [390]

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Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 389 by picking the former debuty leady of the Labour party Roy Hattersley who died on Saturday aged 93.Hattersley was a cabinet minister under Callaghan in the 1970s who became Labours deputy leader in 1983 following the disasterous 1983 election stepping down after 9 years in 1992 after 2 further general election defeats.He retired from the house of commons in 1997 after 32 and half years as an MP.He later joined the House of Lords for many years.He was also an accomplished writer.He was said to be the man who put the spit in Spitting Image and was always portrayed as spitting at people on the show due to his list.He also memorably was replaced by a tub of lard on Have I Got News For You after cancelling last minute.He is survived by his second wife Maggie.

On to Dead Pool 390

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reportibg not necessarily in chronological order of death.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

39 thoughts on “Dead Pool [390]”

  6. I had Hattersley for a long time, but ditched the coffin dodger.
    Maybe his partner in Crime Kinnock is next. I always liked the spitting image puppet that spat when he talked 🙂
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    Virginia Mckenna
    Angie Dickinson
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane

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  8. Bill Duke
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
    Ken Rosewall
    Norman Coburn

    Nice work Wanksock.

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  13. Thanks to all of you who offered their congratulations.The nice thing about Roy I discovered after reading his obituaries was how much he loved his dog Buster which makes him alright in my book.

    Dame Penelope Lively
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dame Penelope Wilton
    Dame Judy Dench
    Alan Bennett

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    • Hattersley once ate at a high end restaurant where my wife as a student was working Wanky. Not knowing who he was she refused his personal cheque to pay the bill. The restaurant manager who knew who he was almost fainted on the spot.

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  17. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    He. seems quite normal compared to the loons now.

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  28. Had they ever beat Maggie and got to form a government, I reckon Kinnock and Hattersley would have been like saints, compared to Rodney, Dirty Ange, Rachel the Conk, Duckie Streeting, Dead Milliband, Horse Face Phillips and all those other loony scum.

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