Noisy Hotel Guests

Noisy hotel guests

I would like to nominate those people who stay in hotels who seem to go out of their way to cause as much noise and trouble as they possibly can without giving any thought or a flying fuck to others.

We rarely stay in hotels these days however on the last two occasions have had very poor experiences.

The previous time was many years ago when we stayed in a Novotel in Cardiff having taken our five year old son to see the Dr Who exhibition. First night at the hotel involved much shouting and chasing around going on outside our room in the early hours of the morning, followed by the police bashing on our door, only to move on (without apology) when they could see we were a family with a young child. Asked next morning at reception what the problem was, a serious assault in the bar. No apology from anyone about smashing on the door, waking us up or for needlessly alarming my wife and son (and me to a certain extent if being honest). Surely hotel records would have shown we were a family, and that Mrs Stroker, my five year old son and I were not responsible for what happened.

The next night, rather concerned to see the room opposite had a sign on the door with the words “Hen Party”. More interrupted sleep with loud talking, doors slamming and many unwanted comings and goings.

Last night stayed in Birmingham. Went to watch the All England Badminton Championships (badminton equivalent of Wimbledon). Checked in at about 11pm. At about 2am woken by raised voices and people shouting at each other. Managed to get back to sleep however Mrs Stroker said their loud talking kept her awake for ages. At about 4.45am woken again by shouting, loud talking and people making a noise in the corridor outside. During the night we received two separate instances of people knocking on our door., which we chose not to answer. This was either by inconsiderate selfish cunts staying or by management, we assume if management to tell us to keep our noise down or to apologise for the noise. Either way totally fucked off by the experience and complained the next morning.

Another recent incident happened at an exclusive grade two listed country hall where my wife was working. Apparently a man had an argument with his wife and because of this decided to totally trash their room. The police were called and he was arrested.

What the fuck is the matter with people when staying in hotels who feel this automatically gives them the right to purposefully carry out damage to other peoples property or to cause as much ducking disruption to their fellow guests as possible who are after all really paying for and expecting at the very least an uninterrupted nights sleep.

Selfish fucking pig ignorant scum cunts.

Nominated by Willie stroker

Lloyd Russell-Moyle MP

Lloyd Russell-Moyle MP, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group On Kurdistan…
is a feckin cuuuunt.
Indoctrinated at the monkey-houses of both Sussex AND Bradford, he is currently MP (“Labour cooperative”) for Brighton Kemptown. Nudge nudge, wink wink, need more be said ?

A vomit-inducing BBC vid on YouTube (about 4x as many dislikes as likes !!) opining that the demise of the Begum brat is a real tragedy.

This boy is an archetypal virtue semaphore, waving around like an flasher’s todger on the Paris metro. Another soulless ginger with the regulation hipster specs and appearance.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Harry’s Heroes

Harry’s Heroes are cunts…

That irritating gorblimey cunt Harry Redknapp is bad enough… But who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of has-been fat cunts like John Barnes, Twat Le Tissier, and that fat bastard Ruddock? And those cunts at ITV must be spunking millions on this shit… Fuck off…

Nominated by Norman

BA’s Made In Britain Advert

Oh dear me, not to be left out, BA’s latest advert to woo would be travellers is a rocket fuelled pile of virtue signalling cunt that still has the power to make me want to self harm with a rusty nail, despite the fact I must have seen it 50 times.

Gillette, fuck you, you’ve lost the race.

The message is ‘we love you Britain’ but, in truth, it is a rocket-fuelled wankathon of so called diversity and equality. Among those featured are the black lesbian boxer, the dwarf female swimmer, a pair of woofters and the cuntess of our times, Olivia fucking Colman.

An advert full of cunts for an absolute cunt of a company; an airline that has gone from being the pride of Britain to a poor man’s Ryanair in less than a decade. A cynical shower of shit that regularly double books flights and treats customers like dog dirt. Woe betide those who can’t check in online in the ridiculous 24 hour slot before flying; basically you are fucked as someone will get your seat, despite your actual booking of the flight.

BA is not even as good as Easyjet so should stick its new celebration of British diversity up its bloated, overrated arse crack.

Cunts to a man, with the cuntiest advert of modern times. Fuck off.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Honourable members

A hearfelt, concise cunting of the wretches on the gravy train that is parliament.

401 out of 632 MPs represent constituencies which voted for Brexit in the referendum.

Of the 401 a majority are Remoaning, self serving reptiles that represent nobody except themselves. Any of these fuckers uttering the word democracy should be taken out and shot for treasonous hypocrisy.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble