Radzi Chinyanganya. On Crufts?
Why.
Because he is fluffy and cuddly and kinda cute. Just like some dogs.
Even the dogs stay clear of him.
Because he comes from the Blue Peter school of presenters and Blue Peter used to have a dog.
Such blatant diversity casting of an inappropriate person is just insulting to him.

Nominated by Fud-man

Movers and shakers of today’s go getting world prefer cuisine that has already been eaten for them.

Food Snobbery and Pretentious fucking Menus.

Long overdue a cunting.

Sumptious organic pearl barley risotto walks ‘hand in hand’ with a ‘delightful’ English courgette flower beignet – that’s deep-fried in batter to you and me. Fuck off.

A ‘Pacific Ocean black cod fillet’ is ‘delicately balanced’ atop this melange like some brilliant gymnast. Fuck off

Hand Dived Scallops. What the fuck. You mean scraped off the retreating waters in Morecambe Bay. Fuck off.

To die for, triple-cooked Maris Piper chips’. Fuck off

Just fuck off.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, KCVO is a Cunt.

The Half-Blood Halfwit’s latest bit of utter Cuntery is to announce that he will be taking 2 weeks paternity leave when the latest “Royal” leech is whelped….Leave from what? The Prick does nothing bar crawl along behind his publicity mad wife. He doesn’t have a job, he’s just a stupid parasite who got lucky that the Royals don’t go in for DNA testing.

We’ve had the “People’s Prince” phase which was shown to be a sham when the benefits of being Royal suited him better,so now we move on to the Modern Prince act. Perhaps the best way to show us just how modern he is would be to renounce the anachronistic idea of hereditary Royalty? Now that would show us that he really is a modern,forward-thinking Man of the People. Not much fear of that happening of course; he’s too spoiled and entitled,besides,his wife would never let him.

I admit that I’m no supporter of the Royal Family,but I find Harry particularly loathsome. At least the rest of them are prepared to brazen it out and don’t pretend to be something that they’re obviously not.

Prince Harry and his wife should take their brat and Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Psychics.
Fuckin psychos more like….

A show has just come on the telly; “psychic private eyes”.
Apparently “in most countries psychic mediums are brought in to help solve murders and other crimes. Their work is often done in secret”.

They’re going to show us how they use their “special gifts and incredible powers to help solve mysteries”.

Some geezer has come to them to solve a mystery about his grandfather. He says that he’s sceptical of psychics but he doesn’t see any other way to find out about his relative.
Why don’t you try investigating the way that everyone else does you twat? Look up records, find witnesses…
No. He’s found a much more reliable way.
Some freak is going to grope a photograph of the bloke’s grandpa, close his eyes, sort of shimmy his head around from side to side and up and down a bit, and then make up a complete load of old bollocks that he probably looked up on the internet just before the show.

I really don’t understand how people can believe this shit. How can they believe that their dead relatives are floating around them all the time? I wouldn’t want that. Next time you have a wank, imagine that your dead granny is stood in the corner watching you. Ok, some of the more debortuous cunters on here (I won’t mention any names) may enjoy that shit, but it’s a real turn off for me.
And if dead people were still alive do you really think that they’d just hang around watching people going to the shops, watching telly, taking a dump…. or want to talk to cunts like John Edwards, Derek Acorah or Colin Fry for that matter.
What a pointless and boring existence, if that’s how the universe works I’ll be fucked off.

I remember working with a guy, seemed a perfectly reasonable, normal guy, until I discovered that he believed in fucking tarrot cards, astrology and psychic mediums.
I tried to explain that the way the stars are positioned is random and isn’t actually supposed to represent a bear or a hunter or some shit, and all the constellations would look completely different from another angle. He wouldn’t have it though. Apparently the random distribution of stars in the sky directly affects events on earth and what kind of person we are, who we get on with, how we think and all of our actions are predictable based on the position of the stars in the sky.
Ppffttt…

I don’t know how in the 21st century with all our technology, science and education, all this shit wasn’t put to bed along time ago.

Tarrot cards. Astrology. Psychic mediums.
What a load of old cobblers.
Next they’ll be believing that some cunt flew to heaven on a winged horse and….
Oh, wait….

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

TV Licencing is a Cunt.

As regular contributors will know, I don’t have a TV. And a couple of nights in a hotel has just affirmed that they are not worth the electricity. Nor do I view any form of TV on my “devices”.

I’m now receiving threats of prosecution from TV Licencing. I have no statutory obligation to declare the absence of a TV and don’t want to give my details to this particular nosey parker. Any advice, fellow cunters?

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt