The Scrounger’s Charter otherwise known as the Social Security Contributions and Benefits Act 1992 deserves a cunting. No don’t blame Labour. It was a Conservative government under John Major (we shall keep Britain at the heart of Europe) that introduced this legislation that relieved individuals of responsibility for their own welfare and generously passed it on to you and me, the taxpayer, thus encouraging irresponsible attitudes and behaviour and promoting a culture of welfare dependency, often criminal in the form of benefit fraud (cost to taxpayer 2016 £2.8 billion – that’s detected cases) . It provides a magnet for the culturally diverse and enriching immigrant masses that now infest the land.

To give you an idea of the scale UK GDP 2014-2015 was £1.89 trillion. The welfare bill was £213.9 billion. OK State pensions accounted for £86.5 billion of this but that leaves £127.4 billion or about 15% of our wealth spent on the scroungers and idlers.

Some of the ‘entitlements’ are staggering. The non-contributory Child Benefit payable even if you are not a British Citizen. This latter should be the first provision of the law. Not British – fuck off (including access to the NHS and schools) If you decide to have kids then you provide for them. It’s not a state responsibility. Maternity Allowance. Up the duff? Should have kept your legs together. Not a state responsibility. Sickness Benefit. Did the state make you sick? No? Then fuck off, to hospital. Unemployment Benefit. Did the state make you redundant? No? Then fuck off and seek severance pay from your ex-employer. Housing Benefit. Can’t afford to rent? Then stay with family or live in a shack by the side of the motorway like in Brazil. Community Charge Benefit. Can’t pay your Council Tax because you’ve pissed it up against a wall whilst destroying your lungs? Fuck off. Evict the cunts. And on and on it goes.

I know there are genuine cases of need but this piece of legislation should be on a nail in the outside shithouse. Until it is both indigenous and immigrant scum will be floating in their swimming pools having a good laugh at us right fucking mugs.

Nominated by Fimbriations

Yvette Cooper Member of Parliament (MP) for Normanton, Pontefract, and Castleford.

A proper cunt and no mistake. Polls suggest a lot of voters are happy with leaving the EU with no deal. But this sanctimonious hatchet-faced do-gooder will not have that she wants us to leave with a shit deal or rather she does not want us to leave at all. So she bulldozers all our expectations with a crass amendment.

What a cunt

Nominated by iamnot

A great big remoaning Channel 4 news cunting for wanker – anchor, Freudian slip there – Krishnan Guru-Murthy for his appalling manners in his interview with John Redwood this morning where the noxious jumped up little arsewipe continually shouted down Redwood repeatedly calling him a liar over his claims that polls show the least unpopular option for Brexit is to leave without a deal on April 12th.

Add to that the snippet being aired on the C4 website and Twatter feed that skips the first two minutes of the interview and gets straight through to the abuse section.

Gutter journalism at its finest and typical of the losers who simply cannot accept democracy and habe an even greater distain for facts.

Bloody disgraceful.

Nominated by Dioclese

I’d like to nominate pointless announcements for a cunting. As an example, at Waterloo tube some fucker repeatedly announces ‘for those that don’t regularly use this station, peak times are between 8am and 9am’. Well fuck me, I’d never have thought of that. You mean rush hour is the busiest time? Fuck me sideways, thanks for letting me know.

This constant white noise on top of an already stressful commute is something I can do without. I wonder which cunt in a QA meeting about ‘how we can improve our service’ came up with that one. Now if they’d suggested announcing ‘to all self absorbed millennial cunts ambling along checking your phone for the latest Wankbook, Instacunt or Snapturd notifications, please put the fucking thing away and realise that the entire fucking world doesn’t revolve around you’, that would have been more use.

Never happen of course because first the offender is likely to have massive headphones on, and second the very snowflake fuckwits responsible for such annoyances would report a hate crime. Can just see the fuckers on social media bleating about how they were so upset and shaken by such a nasty announcement. Cunts.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus