Eddie Izzard (8)

Eddie Izzard is a cunt, isn’t he.

A creepy, male pervert dressed as a woman used a women’s toilet then boasted about it on-line.

He has form for pretending to be what he’s not. He convinced many he was a comedian for years by doing a skit about knowing only one French sentence. He gulled Hollywood into thinking he had talent and blagged his way into a few films. Now, he’s kidding everyone he passionate about Sheffield as there’s an easy Labour seat to be won there.

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He’s a feller, in a dress, but it’s not that funny.. His pink beret isn’t funny. Squeezing out a brown trout or flopping his tadger out in a female toilet isn’t funny. There have been some hilarious men in dresses: Michael Palin’s lumberjack, Frank Bruno’s Widow Twanky, the ‘I Want To Break Free’ video, Some Like It Hot, the “Jehova” stoning scene, Serena Williams, Les Dawson.

Alas, Izzard is not one of them.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

102 thoughts on “Eddie Izzard (8)

    • Fuck me, that’s a good idea….the woke shit lots heads would explode trying to work out it it’s ”right’ or ‘wrong’

    • The beret is hilarious, looks like Ena Sharples doing an impression of Minnie Caudwell…anyway he can fuck off

  1. Iā€™m from Sheffield, fuck me, could my City get any worse? The City is a cesspit of idiots, dick heads and wankers in charge. Now this stupid looking twat? I feel like Dirty Harry, ā€œJust throw a big fucking net over the lot of themā€. A once proud industrial city is now nothing more than a freakish experiment with nutters. RIP Sheffield.

    • Sheffield seems to Attract Useless Cunts
      That twat Nick Clegg was MP for Sheffield Hallam Until they Kicked him out.

      Where can I go Now I’m Shit at Politics I don’t know what to do now

      Hi, Im Mr Head Cunt at Facebook were looking for A Useless Cunt to work as VP Head of Global Affairs

      You are a Useless Cunt but You’ll fit in

      • Nick Clegg is actually in The Guinness Book of Records for the man whoā€™s had the most dog shit posted through his letterbox.

      • @Frapples; THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I’m fucking wheezing & chortling like Mutley now. You won comment of the week, fucking hilarious

  2. Sheffield was a true labour working class stronghold in the old days I guess? Steel, Foundries, Mines and proper mechanical stuff.

    Be interesting to see at the next election, if the old adage of voting for anything in a red rosette still applies for this freak.

    Given the amount of students there knowadays, I suspect it may just get voted inā€¦

    • I’d not be surprised if the students swing it, they did in Canterbury. Canterbury was held by a bob-on chap that put his heart and soul into the district for 40 years. Labour landslide in 2017 that nobody saw coming. Fucks me off that students have the right to vote in the towns they only live in for a few years and for a few months of the year at that. I bet they vote in their home towns as well. The only good thing to come out of it was the new Labour lass has proper rankled the alphabet people

      • The Sheffield Electorate would vote for Pol Pots standing corpse wearing a Red Rosette whilst leaning against the stacked up corpses of Hi Chi Minh, Stalin, Kim Jong Il and Lenin. Stupid wankers.

    • For some unknown reason Leonardo, always been Labour. So long as the thickoā€™s, mouth breathers and nob heads keep voting them in. It just beggars belief knowing how inept the Labour Council was, is and always will be,

    • I Hope Runs for Election and has a meet & greet at a Mosque so he can explain how the Mussers and Trans people have so much in Common including wearing silly Dresses

      They’ll Love Him

  3. I feel that new party creeping closer …
    Nigel made some interesting comments last night and more or less issued an “open letter” to those that ought to hear. There would be no problem assembling a manifesto that would make the vast majority of the country applaud (stupid wank tosser, lefty tree-huggers can go fuck themselves). But it must happen now, so that in the coming months (year), the response can be gauged. It’ll be no good trying to do it when a GE has been announced.

    Being realistic, the country is good and fucked – we are in for a nasty time. Doesn’t matter who is in #10 (either blue or red) – country is fucked – it’s been coming for years – too much complacency and cheap money sloshing around the economy, all whilst the BoE and PMs sat on their ass. We have all had it too good, for too long, but reality is about to come knocking and there will be no place for the likes of the cnuts we have had in #10 for the last twenty years.

    • Nigel would make a good PM he’s the only cunt that seems to actually like politics and knows what its all about, the rest are all poser cunts who do it so they don’t have to get a real fucking job.

  4. I think what bothers me the most about all this tranny bullshit is if fringe minorities want to go toe to toe with each other just get on with it but when itā€™s brought into the mainstream at the expense of common sense because these minority pressure groups have some how cowed those in authority then thereā€™s a massive problem.

    And this is what we are seeing here.

    If Eddie / Edwina Izard wants to dress up in a frock then fill your boots, I donā€™t have to ā€˜celebrateā€™ it but then again I really donā€™t care, I think itā€™s odd but each to there own.

    However I draw the line at men in frocks using female toilets.

    I have 3 daughters and when they were small children If they ever needed to use a public toilet we went into the Mens.

    I did this like Iā€™m sure millions of other fathers did out of respect for females who would probably feel at the very best uneasy at the presence of an adult male in a very personal environment.

    I did this because I was brought up in a world with clear boundaries, where there was a clear definition of whatā€™s right and wrong and having respect.

    Men in frocks using female toilets is simply wrong and getting your cock out is borderline exposure.

    Bastards like Izard are firstly deviants but secondly seek to not just blur the lines between right and wrong they actually want to destroy it.

    Had the former Mrs McCuntface been on public toilet duty and come out to tell me a bloke in a frock was using them I would have called the Rozzers and reported a pervert in the ladies and I genuinely believe theyā€™d have come out in force and bundled the freak into a van for a night in the Chokey.

    My youngest is 18 and I reckon that would have been the case 10 years ago.

    WTF has happened? How have we stood by and allowed this shit to be normalised???

    It just isnā€™t and dangerous freaks like Izard need to be dealt with.

    The problem is that the media is run by poofters, radical feminist lesboā€™s, metro elites who are scared shitless of the former and so the actions of the likes of Edwina are either under reported or just reported as normal and to have a contra opinion makes you every ā€˜istā€™ in the Oxford English Dictionary.

    I know thereā€™s a saying about certain areas where you could stick a red rosette on a donkey and it would be voted in but somehow I donā€™t think this would be the case with this deviant.

    And this brings me back to where I started. Presently fringe groups and victims have hijacked the media agenda and the institutions of state appear paralysed in the headlights but ultimately when they cross over into the real world and put their fucked up beliefs to the test (vote) they will / are comprehensively rejected.

    • the plan by 2030 is to break down civilization in the west, destroy moral standards, education, the family and religion, a complete fall, pitting us against each other over any subject you can name, mass civil disobedience with foreigners running riot, blacks and muzzies raping and murdering and police doing fuck all but dancing with alphabet wankers in the streets, then klaus schwab can send in his thousands of paid european storm troopers and declare military law throughout europe. one world one government as he has stated plainly many times. 1984 style his great reset, basically communism chinese style & you’ve seen how they behave during the great flu circus, fucking yellow naziss. Famine, blackouts & curfews coming with goosesteppers on our streets. He plans to bring order out of chaos & can’t do that without first creating the chaos himself…with the help of all the government puppets like Macron, Biden & Boris etc that Schwab’s cult called the world economic forum have been blackmailing for decades to get them onboard with his plan. Won’t be long now.

  5. He’s supposedly ‘gender fluid’ but you can bet he identifies as all male on the rare occasions he visits his country of birth, that flyblown shithole Yemen.

  6. If Labour select ‘IT’ as their candidate, the whole population of Sheffield should vote for The Monster Raving Loony Party to teach them a fucking lesson ….
    result :-
    Barry Shitpeas / TMRLP = 846,752 votes
    David John Stamspson / Liberal = 93 votes
    Sir Claude Hive-Dewson / Conservative = 87 votes
    Stephanie Doris Edward Izzard / Labour = 54 votes
    Justin Tarquin Spothead / Climate Emergency Just stop oil & holding up traffic coalition party = 6 votes
    šŸ™‚

  7. Say what you likeabout Barry Shitpeas, he’s more in touch with us common folk than The painted carcass that is mr/mrs/ms Izzard

  8. I always thought of Eddie/Edie Izzard as a harmless actor. He should have been Miss Fritton in the God-awful remakes of the St. Trinian’s films. Now he’s trying to make the straight fellas gay.

    “I don’t care what they do in the privacy of their own ‘homes, but I’m not having it rammed down my throat!” – Arthur Atkinson, Confessions Of A Door To Door Cucumber Salesman (1978).

  9. This is one confused creature, yrs ago this faggot would been admitted to a psychiatric wing of his local hospital, it is the lowest form of a male specimen and needs to be removed from public as it is a danger to children, the public should turn up outside its house with pitchforks and tools to destroy this modern day version of Frankensteinā€™s Monster.!

  10. Stand-up comedian, actor and writer, and a massive beret wearing arsehole. Spent the entire 90s banging on about how he was just a cross-dresser and not trans. He felt edgy but safe. Now, in the wake of woke and needing to up-edge himself, he finds ”girl mode”. Does ”girl mode” have any othet setting than looking like, at best, a retired butch lesbian PE teacher?
    When he ran all those marathons I wondered how he passed that pain barrier. At first I thought it was just being used to multiple cocks up the arse, but now I know it’s because his reality is more twisted than the fibonacci sequence – which at least should be found in nature, unlike that dick-swinging puff.

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