I’m not a scrounging cunt, I had a decent enough job but had to leave it to look after my mum who suffered a stroke in 2016. I kept working self employed more than 30 hours a week. In the mean time I’ve been abroad for my other family and had to come back for UK family/work bollocks.

Anyway whilst alot of time has past my father has gone into frightening stages of dementia (he separated from my mother 25 years ago) . Being out of work I thought fuck it, let’s have a look at the current benefits system in the UK. I called them up and sorted out an interview with my local job centre. All online now after your initial call.

Long story short, I’ve always been self employed. Produced my 2017 tax return, 8000 profit on the official return. Not enough for minimum income floor so you’d think. But no, she pushed it through as gainfully self employed. I’m now officially earning the minimum wage according to them. Not one single fuck given that I might have no money at all. I fucking laughed hard at the ‘ you will be paid £0 this month’.

If I wasn’t living on a fucking yacht near Phuket, I would be seriously fucking pissed off about fucking cunts getting everything for absolutely zero payment into our country. Fuck this shit hole. CUNTS

Nominated by W.A. Anchor

The BBC, and all other left wing soft shites are in need of a cunting. A video has emerged of four para’s on a shooting range in Kabul, taking shots at a target that has a photo of Jeremy Corbyn stuck to it. Cue much righteous anger, indignation and calls for the para’s to be punished for daring to do such a thing with a holy image of the left’s Messiah.

I’d ignore the whingeing pricks, were it not for the fact that those currently busy being highly offended by this, are the same cunts who laughed, cheered and had parties when news of Margaret Thatcher’s death was announced. Now I’m no fan of Thatcher, but what the left did when she died was disgusting, and showed them up for the classless, nasty, downright evil fucks that they are. And now they have the nerve to whinge about four squaddies taking shots at an anti-British traitor, who at every opportunity, has sided with the enemies of the British people, including the IRA. Fuck them. So what if they were shooting at a photo of Corbyn? That cunt wants to destroy our country. He’s an enemy of the state.

The hypocrisy of the left gets worse by the day. And now the MOD are investigating this ‘incident’. There’s nothing to investigate. Four squaddies were letting off steam in their downtime, it happens. Fuck the left, and the offense they’ve taken. Those cunts offend me on a daily basis.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Newsnight is a cunt.

Newsnight has been quick to highlight how great it is now it has its new, all female broadcasting team. Upon Evan Davis’ departure, Emily Maitlis will takeover as lead, alongside Emma Barnett and Kirsty Wark. Now, let me be clear, having female broadcasters is not why Newsnight is a cunt, indeed having an all female team is also not why they are cunts per se, it’s the fact that they sing from the roof tops at how progressive they are. Note if it was an all male cast it would have the exact opposite effect, which is ridiculous.

I’m all for equality, but stunts like this go too far the opposite way. It’s now sexist to have males in leading roles. Years ago I wanted to become a fireman, but a current fireman said I had no chance, because I was a straight white male. This is the same issue, if a man gets a CEO position there’s always some cunt complaining that a woman should have gotten the job, but if a woman gets the role all of a sudden it’s rise up and show the world feminism is king, or queen or whatever the fuck the term should be.

Your bias ‘news’ is bad enough Newsnight, without your fucking feminist agenda.

Nominated by elboobio

Windows fucking 10

I want to fucking CUNT Microsoft.
If it’s not the 100% disk usage where you have to disable every part of their utterly useless fucking bullshit operating system services nobody wants, it’s the fucking tedious unwanted updates that immediately fail and send countless computers into a bootloop. I’m sure it gives unscrupulous peaceful PC ‘fixers’ weeks of scaremongering bollocks to flog to the older English generation who just want to Skype family who had the common sense to get out of the fucking awful place they were born. I’ve seen the older generation whose children have made a better life abroad, instead of Windows they have moved on to the less complicated bullshit of using tablets. I suggest fentanyl to escape the horror of the future.

Nominated by W.A. Anchor