
A red flag 1984* cunting please for the man who would be “Speed” to Steptoe’s Citizen Smith in a Labour government.
This is the time of life when poor old John should be putting his feet up – perhaps a bit of light exercise on a Sunday morning by helping his old mate Jeremy on his allotment, shovelling in the manure, followed by a quick trip to the boozer for a swift half. If he can’t resist the limelight as most MPs cant, he could sign up to an agency and do adverts for stairlifts, denture fixative or funeral plans. However, it seems that he wants to send economic civil servants for “retraining”, which is where 1984 comes in:
* How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?
– Four
But if the party says there are not 4 but 5 – then how many? ……
As George Orwell wrote in 1984 “It takes a long time to become well, Winston”
This is a deluded dangerous old man. Make no mistake Steptoe might dream of the glorious day, but all he does is talk about it. He hasn’t even got the guts to admit he is a Brexiteer, instead allowing Dame Keir, Hilary Duckie-Benn and Sugartits to take over the farce, but old John, despite the grandad haircut, glasses and false teeth is the real thing – a total off-his-rocker cunt, yet I am sure fuckwits like Polly Toynbee would find him frightfully amusing and believable and urge her readers in the breakfast to vote for this commie crap.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs



