Simon Danczuk [2]

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Simon Danczuk MP is massive cunt who never learns his lesson.

He’s been caught once again sending explicit pictures and videos of himself to young women. And when one of the women in question gave them to Popbitch who obligingly posted this image of his ‘Cum Face’ online.

Danczuk announced he was seeking advice to see whether he could take action under the Revenge Porn laws! Revenge Porn?? You wish! What a sad and deluded dirty old cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

Womens’ magazines

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Can I cunt women’s magazines?..

I did a lot of travelling last weekend and forgot to bring a book so had a look in WH Smiths. Christ on a bike, what unmitigated shite these magazines are!. You’ve got the ones that cost about a quid and have cover stories like “My baby’s got two heads” or “My husband’s a ghost!”

And every issue is the Sex issue! Like no-one was doing it up until now. Then at the other end of the scale, you’ve got the ones that cost about four quid which tell you how to get a man, please a man and bin a man in the space of about ten pages.

Jesus wept! Who reads this shite? I thought lobotomies were illegal now. What a monumental sack of fetid cunt.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

The Media

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I would like to cunt the popularist meejah again for their disparity of reporting incidents on TV, websites and papers.

Today it was announced by them all that “Damon Smith” (along with a rake of photographs) was responsible for “plotting” a terror attack on the London Underground and has been nicked.

Damon Smith is a cunt and a Columbine style loner (so probably a sociopath) and deserves to be arrested for being a cunt.

However, Smith was “plotting” and yet we have his face and name emblazoned all over the shop. Again I have no issue with this whatsoever, however…

Why is it that when our “peaceful” friends are caught “doing” (murdering a US lady over here on holiday) they are Norwegian. And when other “peaceful” cunts are “plotting” they’re French Nationals. And not one name mentioned or photograph shown, why?

The Norwegian cunt who did the stabbing, if he ever was named, it was so far removed from the incident itself that it never registered and if they did show a picture of the cunt (no doubt for 0.5 seconds) I couldn’t pick him out of a line up of 1 person! In six months time if you asked me to pick out Damon Smith I’d have no fucking problem having been bombarded with his mugshot continually for 10mins!

So meejah cunts, I have no issue with you naming and shaming cunts, you go for it BUT please make sure you name and shame ALL cunts and don’t shy from that task if they’re a bit “peaceful”! They’re always banging on about equality so please feel free to treat those cunts equally when naming and shaming, YOU CUNTS!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

The American election

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Today’s the day. We’re fucked!

America will decide which of the two cunts on offer will be their next president.

Amazing that in a nation the size of the USA, the best two candidates they could come up with are both fundamentally unsuitable for the job. Which one will blow the world to buggery by starting World War III? Clinton or Trump? Who cares? We’ll all be fucking dead anyway…

A nation of cunts electing their chief cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Olly Murs [2]

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This iced gem faced fucktard has about as much musical talent as Schrodinger’s Cat, after they opened the box to find it dead.

I know it’s 2016 and we shouldn’t use this term, but he seriously looks like a spastic, he makes Joey Deacon look cool.

What a total fucking cunt and the sole reason ALL X-Factor contestants should all be given a free one-way ticket to obscurity

Nominated by: Boaby