John Major (2)


MAJOR MOANING!!!

I happened to stumble upon what I initially thought was a spitting image re run, there was the original grey man Major talking utter bollocks! Unfortunately I was wrong this was the real thing Major was making a serious intervention on Brexit! “An historical mistake” claimed Major? Well that’s pretty rich coming from one of post wars most useless prime ministers, so utterly incompetent that his leadership lead to 13 years of Blair and co. Let’s not forget this is the muppet who signed the UK into the disastrous exchange rate mechanism!!

He called the referendum result and everything since then “the tyranny of the majority ” is that the new word for democracy?? Amazing stuff!! This was Major at his worst droning on and on and on about the inherent dangers of everything Brexit. As with the other remoaners Major displays a complete lack of self awareness and as one paper reported he represents the tyranny of the minority.

Nominated by Quislings

59 thoughts on “John Major (2)

  1. I think we can all agree that this pea eating prick is every bit as irrelevant as Blair. The piece of shit who signed the Masstricht Treaty, despite being told unequivocally by the British people that we didn’t want it to be signed. Now we Mandelslime standing up in the Lords and telling us that it would be an ‘economic disaster’ for the UK to leave the EU. He said the same thing when we were deciding whether or not to join the Euro. Which just tells you how much economic savvy he has. It’ll certainly be an economic disaster for him, it’ll fuck up his EU pension.

    • Mandy needs to get his facts straight. The EU’s own finance bod Guy Verhofstadt has already claimed that EU economic growth has shrunk by 15% over the last 2yrs so why on earth would we want to remain locked into a shrinking economy with many EU nations bordering on the brink of financial collapse?

      Answer: we don’t.

      We’ll trade happily with our EU cousins, and Mandy, don’t forget those two key words “trade deficit” in our favour! You snivel on about tariffs being imposed but that cuts both ways and we could make it cheaper to buy a Rolls Royce than any Jerry or Froggy car imported into the UK, so I think a tariff free arrangement is more than on the cards with the EU!

      You – Mandy – should be on your hands and knees kissing the feet of Brexiteers for rowing away from that Titanic known as the EU before it sinks and drags us down with it.

      Now why don’t you crawl back into the dark hole from where you emerged and see if there’s enough room in there (Blair’s arsehole) to keep Campbell up there with you!

      Or if you want that in layman’s terms: FUCK OFF MANDLESON YOU CUNT!

  2. How dare you insult one of the most effective Prime Ministers this country has ever had. I am in the process of writing a book on the subject entitled ‘1990-1997 – The Glory Years’, which will not only list his greatest achievements while in office, but will reveal intimate details of his affair with Edwina Currie. I expect it to be on the best-sellers list for years to come. It will be my tribute to the most impressive and charismatic leader this country has produced. What a guy.

    • Whenever I wake up with wood but have to get it down and get out of bed I always imagine major with edwina curry.

      …..down in seconds!

      Though I tend to feel a bit queasy until lunchtime.

  3. King Canute springs to mind a lot these days, stupid, devious, self serving people turning to the Majority and saying that they are wrong.
    Yet the public are fickle it’s so easy for them to forget (and forgive) things done to us for the greater good (of the person doing it) and be distracted by total trivia.

  4. I voted for this cunt.

    It was to try and stop Blair getting in.
    Failed, and haven’t voted in an election since.

    I’ll have more peas, i love peas.

    Never tried cheesy peas though, or squeazy cheesy peas.

  5. What these self-serving money grabbing has-beens don’t realise is that every time they open their stupid arrogant gobs about their fucking wonderful EU they act as a recruiting agent for the other side.How many times do these cunts think they can take the piss out of us and we keep coming back for more? All we want now is the Geldof cunt to stick his oar in again. Come on Bob, the voice of yoof, give us the benefit of your wisdom you fucking wanker.

    • Bob the voice of youth, cunts older than I am. May be the Barking bell end will give us some verbal, that will really make my fucking week. Will these cunts ever fuck off and go away?

    • You’re right Freddie. Every time a cunt like blair or geldoff, handle-a-man-some or major open their whinging pie holes they recruit more to the brexit cause!

      Ian Dale on lbc the other day was arguing with some second referendum cunts and he said that he gets constant messages from people saying that have changed their minds. From remain to GET THE FUCK OUT NOW (not his exact words). For some reason the remoaners think it’s the other way round. But they can’t name a single person.

      ….deluded twats!

  6. Shitty Chuckyerbalti and the visionary David Blunket welcomed the release of ISIS suicide bomber Abu-Zakariya al-Britani from Gitmo.

    While Chuckyerbalti mealy expressed delight he was released, Blunket said; “No one who is returned … will actually be a threat to the security of the British people” Very far sighted of him, I’m sure. Both Cunts.

    https://order-order.com/2017/02/21/blunkett-defended-guantanamo-detainee-turned-isis-suicide-bomber/

    • “the visionary David Blunket”
      Pissed myself there, brilliant, Skidmark Eggfart.

      I used to always joke that when Blair, Brown and Blunket were the main three, they only had three eyes between them.
      And Blair has lizard eyes.

      Joking aside, should a blind person really be trusted to make big decisions ?
      Surely having sight is a major factor in running a country.
      He can’t even play cards or bingo.

    • Ha ha ha ha

      Shitty chuckyerbalti!!!

      Fuckin brilliant! Can’t believe I missed that first time.

      Is that yours eggfart?

      I’m calling her that from now on!

  7. Any chance of a cunting for the body positive movement or BOPO as its known to idiots who cant handle full words.

    Its a campaign to make it acceptable for women(not men funny that ) to be obese land whales and that society should not judge them because they are beautiful etc etc , but fail to mention that it cost around 50 billion a yr to the NHS to sort the blubbering arseholes health problems out , which the campaign does not mention.

    I smoke, not heavily but do enjoy a nice hand made fag or spliff and i am lambasted everywhere from not allowed to smoke indoors anymore, overly taxed for my pleasure, and to top it all off the bloody fag packets have no design anymore and are just a blackened lung or a dead baby .
    Why do i bring this up well the cost that smokers bring to the NHS is only 5 billion monumentally less then the amount the lard arses coat all of us and not a single word said about it incase of hurting feelings fuck of you pussy minded twats its not BOPO , its called diabetes,cronic heart congestion, and being glued to a mobility scooter cos your legs cant take your enormous bulk anymore cunt.

    • BOPO;
      “Beat Off, Pass Out”; To masturbate aggressively to the point of exhaustive ejaculation and enjoying a heavy nap immediately after said self-pleasure.

    • I’m suffering from 2nd hand fatness – I walked too near to one of the blubbery objects and now I’ve put on weight.
      This is of course absolute bollocks, just like 2nd hand smoke.

    • This is true. Wimmin are allowed to be obese because it’s seen as “Right on sisterhood…be proud of your fat engorged frame because you’re beautiful” but men aren’t? What a load of cunt.

      These fat cunts in their self inflicted cake-eating mong chariots drive like cunting lunatics. “Get out of my way…I’m disabled, I’m allowed to drive this thing as fast as I like”. “No you’re not…you’re just a lardarsed cunt”. Fuck that. These cunts should be directed to the edge of Beachy Head with the electric throttle jammed open as they nosedive southbound. Fucking feckless lazy excuse-farming cunts.

      • My sister in law, who is one of these spherical cunts,went to the GP as her ankles were constantly hurting. He told her she needed to go on a diet so she made a complaint about him and changed GP’s. It drives me round the bend thinking about the expense incurred by all this obesity. When you see programmes on TV where some morbidly obese cunt has to have their wall knocked down to get them out to go to hospital you know it has gone too far

    • I don’t mind a chubbster…I once won a bottle of rum for shagging the fattest woman while on a rugby tour down south. She was a big’un alright. I did her round the back of a bookies from what I remember. What I do remember with clarity is thinking that she wasn’t wearing any underwear,but it was just that she was so fat her “G string” had got lost in the rolls of blubber. She continued eating her cheesy chips as I bent her over an abandoned shopping trolley…going in doggy was the only hope I had of actually porking her…although I’m still not sure that it wasn’t just a roll of fat that I was pleasuring….she was certainly wet,but it could have just been the sweat.

      We didn’t keep in touch,but I’m sure that she was a lovely girl.

      • Tip for any lovers of bbw”s.
        If ye can’t find her hole, just roll her in flour and look for the wet patch.

      • Ha ha those panties were probably swallowed up, never to be seen again.

        Either that or the elastic went and they were in her handbag.

    • I just bought a packet of cigs with pictures of wierd medical disorders on them. They must’ve just changed them.

      Maybe they should start putting pictures of fat birds’ sweaty fat arse cracks or quadruple chins on packets of chocolate.

  8. All these useless cunts are crawling from under their stones.

    Major catastrophe. Utterly fucking useless.

    Blair who presided over the most wasteful and incompetent government of modern times. He wanted us in the Euro, by the way. Responsible for 100s of thousands of deaths including our own troops. And also bequeathed us Brown as a parting gift.

    Osborne who tiptoed away leaving a shambles, although it was his threats of emergency budgets etc which surely swung things to Brexit. He is arguing that an EU trade deal is vital. Maybe so but we are a net importer from the EU so who loses the most?

    Then the reptilian Mandelson, Branson and so on.

    No fucker in their right mind will line up with these cunts.

    • I never thought of Blair’s bunch as incompetent. They knew exactly what they were doing, namely helping to reduce the UK to the festering third world shithole that it’s rapidly becoming.

      Their predecessors and sucessors were in on it.
      It has all been planned and deliberate.
      Can’t make an omlette without breaking eggs and we are the eggs…

    • It is somewhat ironic isn’t it.

      B.liar murdered a he’ll of a lot of people in the middle east. Even for the middle east.

      Then somehow the cunt becomes middle east peace envoy.

      ….you couldn’t fuckin make it up!!

  9. Useless has been cunt, cannot get anything right; the reason we voted out had a lot to do with the “the tyranny of the minority ” cunters feel free to take your pick of which cunting minority most influenced you to stick two fingers up to the eu. In my case the whole fucking lot of them from transgender boy/girl/man/women/shemale, chick with dick whatever to the religion of peace and the wannabe slaves in the various grades of cuntishness who want to destroy every last little bit of what I like.
    My fucking country for starters. Fuck of Major you utter cunt and your massive pension.

  10. John Major – what a clueless bell end!

    That phrase “tyranny of the majority” was coined by an American Founding Father John Adams well over two hundred years ago referring to their system of government being a Republic of the people with inalienable rights enshrined in it’s constitution and bill of rights and using representative, rather than direct democracy to elect it’s executive all in an effort to avoid those rights afforded to the individual/minority being taken away by popular vote (ie the tyranny of the majority).

    That phrase was suited to the place and the time as was relevant to the founding of the American Republic and their recent history. I’m curious as to what individual and minority right’s John Grey-jor imagines people will lose because of the tyranny of our majority!

    He had no problem signing away parliamentary sovereignty (and thus native legislative rights) to unelected Eurocunts with the Treaty of Maastricht. He was also very silent when further hard-won sovereign rights were signed over by Gordon Brown in the form of the Libson Treaty.

    Hypocritical cunt who talks a lot but doesn’t say much! LOUD NOISES!!!!!!

    • I suppose Major didn’t realise there was a well educated cunter who would put that term in context.
      Excellent research and nails the point.

    • Spot on LLL … back in the day Tony Benn called them out for doing exactly that… I think there’s a few clips on you tube where he covers a your points….

  11. This is the cunt that tried to push himself as “The man orf the People” campaigning on a soap box and claiming his father was a lowly circus performer. Soon to be revealed as bolloxs ie FAKE NEWS. Interesting that the sewer is suddenly again overflowing with old remainer turds – Blair, Osbourne, Major ect plus the usual business bastards.

  12. ……There”s nothing wrong with working in the circus……I did……………Well,not exactly performed……………..I was kept on because I was the only one who could get the tent back into the bag…….Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  13. Another has-been old bastard mouthing it off yesterday slipped under the Major dominated radar. Step forward with pride….Sir John Vincent Cable…..well known turncoat, bullshitter and smarmy old cunt. Just fuck off you arsehole.

  14. time for another cunting of that monumental pillock Mr chris ( nobodys fool , never have been , never will be) Spivey. today i have been watching coverage of the findings of the inquest into the Tunisian beach shootings. what a terrible event that was. the inquest detailed precisely how each of the 30 BRITS died as well as producing a map and timeline of the exact movements of the killer. we also heard about a very brave British man who after making sure his wife was safe went back to the beach to see what he could do for others, he actually saved the life of one woman, although he had to tell her her husband was dead.
    contrast this with the idiotic bonkers lunatic rantings that pillock produced in the days following the killings. nobody died, it was a false flag, he’d spotted ‘anomalies ‘ or whatever the fuck he called them. and all this from the comfort of his own room. anyone with any sense could see it was nonsense at the time, the inquest results merely confirm what we already knew.
    this is becoming a pattern . the ALTON TOWERS I inquest. the glasgow bin lorry inquest, the Bath runaway lorry inquest all prove conclusively that spivey was talking compete and utter bollocks. what is also becoming a pattern is his total silence on these inquests. no sign of an apology or a humble admission he got it wrong. this is the bloke some morons are actually sending money to !
    i haven’t checked but i think his ‘investigations’ are still on his site. if you want a laugh they are worth a look.

    • I don’t get all this false flag nonsense.
      Why would anybody bother trying to pull one off ?

      Saying that, i can understand people having doubts about why in all these tragedies, there are victims with legs blown apart, yet are sat upright looking bored.

      I’ve also seen some 9/11 footage where one of the planes looks CGI.
      But it looking CGI, could just mean some conspiracy theorist CGI’d it.

    • I thought the vermin was packing in his bullshit website because he couldn’t afford to keep it going? More lies and bollocks from retard, broadcasting his nasty lies and sub David Icke conspiracy drivel to other retarded dregs. Funny him always going on about ‘crisis actors’, when he looks like almost everyone you see on those dreadful poverty porn shows on channel five.

  15. no doubt there could well be ‘false flags’ but the ‘conspiracy theorists’ go over the top, everything that happens is according to them a false flag . how on earth an out of control lorry hurtling down a hill in Bath could in any way be considered as other than it actually turned out to be is beyond me.

  16. Great cunting quislings!

    When the vote goes in their favour it called “democracy”, “the democratic consensus” or “the opinion of the people.”

    When it goes against them it’s called “the tyranny of the majority ”, “right wing despotism” or “populism.”

    Cunts …..

    Major cunts!

  17. I have to give a solid armoured cunting to this “Free Inhabitant” bullshit that’s been going around. This is SJW madness illustrated.

    If you can see this one…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw

    This is apparently a movement set up by some SJW kingdom-maker, whereby its devotees believe they aren’t subject to the laws of the state apart from Common Law? Translated, what they really mean is that “Mommy and Daddy say that I’m special, therefore untouchable. Unicorns exist. My actions are ALWAYS someone else’s fault. The world is powered by fairydust and THE bible is the one with Self Entitlement engraved on the cover. Nobody else has more life-experience than I do”.

    I sat there open-mouthed at what this dumb cunt was coming out with to this officer. Having no driving licence when you’re driving is plainly illegal! I’m no expert on America, but (correct me if I’m wrong…or a dull cunt) I believe each state has it’s own laws to a certain degree? Getting arsey with a copper isn’t a good idea. What started out as a pretty routine traffic-stop, turned into a fuck-out because she couldn’t keep her potty gob shut through her insane “look at me, I’m immortal” mindset. This is self-entitlement gone mad. What in the name of everloving cunt has happened to today’s fucked world?

    He showed remarkable patience really. I’d wager if she spouted her SJW bullshit and tried to fight a Brazilian Police unit, they probably would have shot her nineteen times and arrested her twitching corpse? What a premium cunt.

    Jesus and Mary just no. This SJW bollocks needs to stop. I’ve just pissed in a bowl for scientific research…and it steamed in front of my very eyes. I love it when SJW’s get their arse handed to them on a plate…along with the bill.

    • Oh shit, I saw this video over a year ago when it first hit youtube big-time. This dopey cow is quoting clauses from the Articles of Confederation which was the prototype Constitution of the USA.

      What said dopey cow seems not to realise is that the AoC was superseded by the US Constitution and thus rendered obselete.

      Also, the term “free inhabitant” as it was during the time of the AoC applied only to people from the states travelling between other states of the union and of natives (but not of negro slaves)

      If this dopey cow (who is of African-American decent) is referring to the AoC as if they are still valid, then she is also thus identifying as a slave and by definition………… not a free inhabitant.

      What a cunt.

      • I suggest that the independent Republic of Cunters declare war on “Free Inhabitants”, and it’s open season on the cunts

    • Fuck my old boots. That is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a llllllllllllllong time. Who fucking needs The Pricker of Dibley and AB Fabushit when you can get comedy gold like that! Bring it on. Yay.

    • What a screeching witch! So, she is protected by the law, but she doesn’t have to abide by them? We have people like that in the U.K., we call them gypsies……

    • Absolute cunt but typical of the “I know best” species who actually know fuck all. Not only is it pointless to rub plod up the wrong way but to do it to plod with a gun is even more pointless and stupid.
      Brainless cunt.

  18. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

    What are “people of the earth? ”
    “This is rape” “aaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh”

    Dude seeing that made my week.

    I knew snowflakes were dumb but fuck me!

    All you have to say is “yes of course officer, may I ask why officer? Or course I’ll comply officer.”

    Had the police called on me a few times but never got nicked coz I’m always polite and respectful. Once, one of my mates that had nothing to do with it starts mouthing off and gets jumped on by 5 coppers and chucked in the back of a meat waggon.
    It’s like these black people that get tazered, complain and blame racism.
    The police don’t just go around tazering people. ….they tazered you because you were being a cunt!

    • Very true. What these dumb SJW cunts fail to realise is, that they’re not nearly as clued as they think they are. If I were to drive around the US, made a mistake and got pulled over, I’d co-operate fully, as I wouldn’t want my arse kicked. It’s way better to calmly admit your mistake than to spend a night in jail being reamed into the future by Mr Big and a fuck-out waiting for you when you land home.

      A good basic video is Chris Rock’s “How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police”. Simple commonsense advice which applies to the SJW dullcunts…

      “Rule Number 1: Obey the law! Laws were made for a reason. Think of them as hints. If you’ve ever heard anyone say “Man I wouldn’t do that shit if I were you!”. You probably won’t get your ass kicked, if you just use commonsense”.

      That screeching cunt, screaming about her false rights, needed a Sicario dished out…just for being a cunt.

      • Yea the funny thing is she’d be the first to scream for the police if she saw anyone break the law, drones on about “the law” (evident from her sue you comment) and attempts to take credit for the peace that we all enjoy for the lefty peacey peacey regime.

        “You don’t have authority over me!”

        Yes he fuckin does. It’s his job to ENFORCE the law, not fuckin whinge about it.

      • Totally agree. These cuntish warriors who believe they’re “special” with their know it all (know fuck all) attitude steams my fresh piss regular. It’s the same with these god-squadders who go into highly dangerous countries, attempting to “change things” with their morally superior agendas. They’re changing fuck all. It’s all done so they can claim bragging rights and put themselves on top of a gold-flecked moral hightower.

        The hypocrisy of these types is laughable. The same can be said of various Hollyweird slebs who spout their ivory tower bollocks, preaching to the masses then doing the exact opposite when the cameras aren’t on them. A total plateful of gourmet cuntishness.

  19. Just been watching the Daily Politics show I recorded today. I know, what a sad cunt, but if I don’t have a daily rant I come out in boils. Anyway that silly old clueless munter Baroness Patience Wheatcroft was on. First she’s a cunt for having a retarded name and second she’s a double cunt for her remarks about the Pea mans speech yesterday. She reckons that we should be a bit more conciliatory towards our dear friends in Broocells and bend over backwards to accomodate their demands for our exit terms. Well Payshunce I hate to tell you that we have bent over backwards for the last 40 mother fucking years and all we have toshow for it is a sore ringpiece. I suggest you join your desperate chums, take your vaseline with you and FUCK OFF to which ever part of the EU paradise you choose and do your own fucking bending. You stupid old faggot. Get to fuck and do some baking. Cunt.

    • Nice cunting kendo!

      Didn’t see it but after your synopsis I’m quite glad.

      I’m leaving all that stuff alone at the moment. I just got a brand new 60 inch telly and I don’t want it to get fucked. If I watch anymore anti brexit snowflakes it’ll probably get my shoe!

  20. TBH fellas even after we have left the EU these utter CUNTS are not going away!, bearing that in mind I have tried to extend my warranty on my Samsung led but was told unfortunately after making 7 claims for a broken screen since last June I was ineligible!! Cunts!!

  21. Apparently since 2007 major has been busy writing, his first book was titled …More than a game… The early years of cricket.. swiftly followed by…My old man.. which charts his fathers career in entertainment? But there’s more in the penguin series of majors best sellers…
    Remain a remoaner….
    The tyranny of democracy….
    And not forgetting his fantastic 2016 release… Just call me sir Cunt…
    2017 releases are believed to include
    Dishonest john
    Yesterday’s man… The history of irrelevant and discredited
    former prime ministers making unwarranted interventions….

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