Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Elton Welsby

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I would like to nominate that fucking cunt ‘little shit’ Elton Welsby on behalf of my rather disabled and dribbling father. He may well be in a Nursing Home and bereft of pretty much all of his faculties but the one thing my Dad taught me was the difference between rational and irrational hatred. God bless you Dad.

Some of you may know Elton and some not but with a name like Elton you just knew he was going to be a cunt, anyway Elton Welsby was a regional TV news presenter who specialised in sport in north west England and of scouse origin. I had absolutely zero opinion on the bloke until one day in I’d say 1985 my Dad walked into the lounge and upon seeing Elton on the TV actually squared up to it with his knuckles clenched and said ‘you little shit, come on then’.

It was and remains the most irrational cunting I’ve ever witnessed. Elton Welsby you’re a cunt

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Mark Kermode [2]

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In (largely undeserved) fairness to Skid-Mark-ed Commode, it’s not just him – I wish to initiate a Kermodious cunting of ALL so-called “Critics”.

What is a critic anyway ? Is it even a fucking job ? Surgeon, Hod-Carrier, Van Driver, yes I will readily “take my hat off” to any real worker, but bitching, belittling and expounding your own vacuous opinion, No, that’s not the work of a man, it’s the work of a cunt.

Cunts who labour under the misapprehension that their opinion is of vastly more importance than anyone else’s ? Yes – in common with virtually every single Twatter or Fuckbook user….

Qualifications required for position of Film / TV / Food Critic ? Watch some films, watch some TV or eat some food… Mostly for free, as the poor cunt of a Writer / Director / Chef, whose efforts you are poo-poo-ing will be vainly hoping for a reasonable “review” from said criticunt.
Skill / Creativity / Originality required for position of Critic ? Not Applicable.

Parasites, to a cunt. The same credence could be given to a tick’s opinion of the sheep’s arse upon which it is munching. Overpaid, overly indulged, self-important, smug twats. If you possess no discernible talent of your own, no future possibility of ever creating something original, then become a Critic.

As of above mentioned CuntMode, that’s not even his real name – I imagine the cunt has chosen it because it is the mode he adopts when reviewing others’ offerings at the Box Office.

As a further extension of Cumhoad’s critical cuntability, he reminds me of similarly Oil-Slicked 50’s throwback, the spectacularly unfunny Mark Lamarr – Must be something in the name Mark…

Merry Cuntmas

Nominated by Cunt Reviled

Selfish suicides

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In the spirit of a Merry Christmas,I’d like to Cunt selfish suicide candidates.

I’ve just been reading about some arsehole holding traffic up for hours on the M5 yesterday. It’s like the ones who chose to throw themselves under a train without any consideration for the people who are inconvenienced by their self-centered action.

Now personally I’d never top myself,I’d hate to give people the satisfaction.But if people feel the need to leave their families clearing up their mess,while forced to feel a sense of guilt and responsibility, surely they can find a time,place and method which doesn’t impact on hundreds of people who will feel no sympathy,just a sense of “What a Cunt.”
A lot of these Cunts who make a big song and dance about it never go through with it anyhow. If anyone had held me up for 4 hours on my way home,I’d be chucking stones at the Cunt in the hope that he fell off the bridge anyhow. The police shouldn’t pander to them,they should just tell them that if they don’t get down,they’ll get a tranquiliser dart up the hoop,and they’ll be fucking lucky if there’s any crash mats below.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Water Aid

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Water Aid are complete cunts.
They have an ad that shows some poor cunt walking miles through the bush to fill a grungy plastic container with buffalo piss and liquid sewage because this is the ONLY water available. They point out the water is full of bacteria and, well, shit and kills umpteen little water carriers a day and then some cheerful, well fed, well hydrated Yorkshire cunt asks for three quid to send them a shiny bucket with a tight lid and a tap to keep their poisonous water in WHAT THE FUCK USE IS THAT?????
Any one supporting this nonsense is a cunt, instead you should ask what this kid’s cunt parents are doing and why the cunts don’t move either:

    move nearer to the water, bad as it is, or
    fuck off and live somewhere better (but not here), or
    dig a fucking well at home

it’s not like these dumb cunts haven’t had a few hundred years to think it out

Nominated by Ragarse

Munroe Bergdorf [2]

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Munroe Bergdorf is a transgender racist cunt with an enormous chip on his shoulder.

Bergdorf reckons that all white people were guilty of “racial violence” and that the white race was “the most violent and oppressive force of nature on Earth” ignoring, one presumes, those of the peaceful persuasion.

Which is a bit ironic given that its mother is white.

When sacked by L’Oreal, probably because he wasn’t ‘worth it’ he retorted “that it was ironic that they dropped her while retaining Cheryl Cole on the same campaign given that the latter had been “actively convicted for punching a black woman”. Actually Cole was acquitted after defending herself from a woman who happened to be black and could just easily been white. Bergdorf isn’t big on facts.

This week it was on the GMTV show debating Twitter’s freedom of speech restrictions with broadcaster and writer Edward Adoo and hosts Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid. It was interesting to see a black man telling him he was talking bollocks.

His rant? “Absolutely this is about abuse. This is about racism and trying to stem the amount of racism, especially with young white men in modern Britain today. These are the groups that are upholding it. I think it’s very different with institutions when you’ve got businesses and agencies targeting individual people with abuse. I was called a “nigger”, I was called a “black bitch”, I was called a “tranny” constantly by these people.” Sounds accurate to me.

Piers pointed to her that black rappers use nigger and bitch all the time in their lyrics. This apparently is OK because they’re oppressed and white people aren’t. It’s not the first time Morgan and Bergdorf have clashed on air.

But what really pisses me off about people like Ian Bergdorf – to use the correct name – is that they get air time to spout their vile racist crap. And what baffles is why anybody gives a shit what they think…

Nominated by Dioclese