Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Alexander Armstrong (2)

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Can we have a lightweight cunting of ‘Pointless’ a BBC quiz show.

It is fronted by Alexander Armstrong, or Zander as he likes to be called, the cunt. He is the oiliest, smarmiest cunt to have ever lived. He makes Bob Monkhouse look like Jeremy Paxman.

His sidekick is a big cunt whose name escapes me. He cracks jokes which he must get from Xmas crackers.

But the best part of the show is the banter between the presenters. It is toe curling. You actually feel sorry for the poor cunts. But they seem to have no self awareness or perhaps decent script writers because the banter carries on. Very much like Alan Partridge and about as funny.

Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble.

Snowflakes

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Have you noticed with these snowflake cunts that it’s never their fault?

Bloke parked on my drive in front of my garage. When confronted “It’s your fault because there was nowhere else to park!”

Bloke nearly ran me down speeding in the car park while texting “It’s your fault for not getting out of the way!”

Woman walks around the back of my car while it’s reversing “It’s your fault. You should look behind you!” So I’m supposed to have eyes in my arse that can see through the parked cars either side so I don’t hit here while when’s not looking where she’s going because she’s fucking with her phone?

Bloke parks on the yellow lines and gets a ticket “It’s the council’s fault for painting yellow lines!”

Fuckers can’t afford a house because they piss their dosh up the wall on fags beer and eating out “It’s your fault. You should sell your house and give the money to your kids so they can buy a house!”

Entitled, blameless and fucking useless…

Nominated by Dioclese

Prince Harry (2)

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Prince Harry is a Cunt.

When the half-blood Prince finds time to take a break from whinging about how deprived he was as a child growing up without his muzzie-fucker of a mother,he has,apparently been pulling strings to enable his tart to bypass the usual formalities when he picks her up at the airport. The airport apparently already have a sevice in place for “celebrities” to avoid the “Common-herd”,but at £3,000 Prince Harry thinks that it’s a bit expensive. Better to have his taxpayer funded bodyguards pick her up.

What a fucking twat. We have to put up with his sob-stories about how hard life as a Royal is for him and his brother. Doesn’t stop the entitled Cunt expecting everyone to run around behind him and kiss his arse when it suits him. I don’t know why,if being a Royal is so hard, he doesn’t renounce his “birthright” and fuck off to live in Africa where he can cuddle as many coons as he has a mind.

Anyhow,the Bastard is only one good DNA test from being exposed,he should get the fuck out while the going’s still good. Phil the Greek isn’t in his coffin yet,and if Harry keeps whining on,he might discover what it feels like to exit a car via the windscreen at 90mph.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler.

Notting Hill Carnival (2)

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Today begins two days of the annual West London street party know as Carnival. This year with the added vista of the burnt out Grenfell Tower casting it’s grim shadow over proceedings. Forecast to be hot and sunny over both days, with the Met Police warning of ‘rent-a-mob’ outsiders looking to make political capital of  the fire.  Chances of a Bank Holiday riot, anyone?

 

It’s for the cultural extravaganza, annual stab fest that is the Notting Hill carnival.

The middle class Notting Hill billies are probably out up with it for a couple of reasons.

1) it was there before they were,

2) it’s considered “right on” to mix with bruhs, hoes, twerkrobats,

3) it doesnt last very long so the same “right ons” a.k.a. nimbys can just about tolerate it without coming across as racist as we all know they inherently are.

How many of the chattering classes offered to house any homeless peacefuls that lived literally on their doorstep after the “Towering Inferno” debacle ??

Nominated by Toxic bob.

Stormzy is a cunt….

Rubbish grime ‘artist’ and professional minority spokesperson has got himself a Twitter battle with the metropolitan police. After a series of raids by the police in an attempt to prevent some forms of crime occurring at the Notting hill carnival, this talent free twat attacked the Mets’ use of Twitter to highlight the arrests, asking how many arrests did they make before Glastonbury, and are the ‘feds’ only strong arming black events. Fortunately, some cop there still has at least one bollock, and called him out, saying that no fucker ever gets stabbed at Glastonbury, unlike the 80 odd fuckers at last years carnival. The world’s supply of plywood being used to board up anything of value is a small indicator of how peaceful and friendly, and most importantly crime free this stupid carnival is going to be, as it always is. So, fuck off Stormzy, with you piss poor excuse for music, and your stupid name, and leave the current affairs to people that have more brain cells than toes.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye.

 

Naz Shah (2)

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Naz Shah,MP for Bradford West needs a cunting,the smug evil cunt. She has ‘liked’and then shared a post on Twitter which is apparently ironic and says that the Rotherham rape gang victims should shut up,for the sake of diversity.

She now claims this was a mistake and that she has an unblemished track record challenging racism and discrimination (except the cunt has got previous for being anti-semitic). How do we get rid of these cunts? Yet Geoff Boycott is piloried.for suggesting,albeit crudely,that ethnic minorities are over represented in receiving awards.

Nominated by Mary Hinge