Rosamund Pike losing her shit because someone who paid to enter the theatre has the audacity not to be simultaneously spellbound and prostrate in supplication at the wonder of her goddess like performance.
Rosi doesn’t make the obvious assumption that ‘Matey over there is bored shitless watching this dross.’
Nope Rosi climbs up her own arse in indignation because matey would rather text someone than endure her acting, probably to tell them how shit Rosi is.
The below article lets her speak for herself.
An excerpt:
‘ Pike said she hoped the guilty texter was a doctor and that their message had been “very important”, during an impromptu speech which drew gasps and then cheers.
“I just wanted to say for anyone going to the theatre, it’s a huge thing that we’re trying to give you. I am trying to tell you a story, and I’m feeling you, and I hope you’re feeling me too,” said the Saltburn and Gone Girl star.’
Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.
There’s a brilliant funny scene in the opening of the Japanese film Tampopo, where a gangster like person enters a cinema and sits in the front row with his entourage. When just getting ready to watch the film, somebody behind him opens a large bag of crisps. He suddenly nods to one of his bodyguards and the culprit is swiftly removed from the auditorium.
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What’s the matter with soft bastards these days. If I had my way disruptive cunts would be frogmarched to the exit and given a fucking got kicking into the bargain.
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This is how to disrupt a play properly…….
Check out this video, “Harry Enfield’s character watching hamlet” https://share.google/59Wznt1aC5b8kEeax
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At a promenade concert in the 1970s I watched from the arena where I stood an unconscious elderly person being carried very slowly and quietly from the seating area, so as not to disturb the music being played. I thought that commendable on part of the Red Cross for not disturbing the performance of a Bruckner symphony I’d been looking forward to.
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Here’s how it’s done properly.
Friend o’ mine went to see Jello Biafra & the Guantanamo School of Medicine in 2010ish. Ol’ Jello called out the whole crowd early-on for the sheer amount of those skinnier pre-smartphones that were being held aloft recording ; ..with a basic ‘put ’em away, live in the moment’ line.
Several songs later, the band started the DK’s ‘Bleed for Me’, and my mate whipped out the phone to get *that* one as a memento. (The vid is on Youtube).
Bit of 2nd-row mayhem so there’s a lot of jostling, and shoving, flmoments o’ Jello singing, more chaos .. then during the solo there’s this real close up moment of Jello B, then suddenly a simulataneous ‘hah!’ a super-blurry 2 seconds then all dark .. just audio … then you hear a muffled Biafra voice singing the last verse.
Biafra had grabbed yer mans phone out of his hand, .. and shoved it down the back of his pants in his (JB’s) arse crack to finish the song.
I like that story.
🙂
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I’m saddened for all the philistines on here, but amused at the same time.
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The yanks are to blame. They wouldn’t know culture if it bit them on the arse.
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Saltburn… What a load of fucking shit.
That brain dead block of wood Jacob Elordi is in it, so it must be shit.
It’s just another load of crass dirty crap from that daddy’s girl sicko, Emerald Fennel.
If a man had made the films and series that she has done, he’d be the biggest villain since Hitler.
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I’ve never seen it, Norman.
Would I be right in guessing it includes strong, independent wimminz, evil white men and token dark keys?
I only ask, because absolutely every other drama on telly consists of exactly that.
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Serial killers are narcissists, Fred West, Ted Bundy, Dennis Nilsen, all the same. Until they weren’t. Started off by wetting the bed, starting fires and harming kittens. Always in control. A bit like Prime Ministers, and Andy Burnbum. Imagine what Teresa May’s torture chamber was like!
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Google search her father.
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i prefer the circus.
theatres ok for fannies
and opera for the deaf.
circus is much better!
romans loved the circus and they spoke latin,
so its highbrow.
and they have midgets.
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I prefer freak shows, or the houses of Parliament as its officially known..
Bearded ladies, land whales, missing links,weird sexless creatures and mighty joe young.. it’s got it all.
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I’d like to see an exhibit of 7th generation inbred pakıs…just to see how bad the real spacco ones are by now, the sort they keep chained up in the attic.
Nasty inbred vermin…imagine how much money they cost the NHS with their disgusting 3rd world customs?
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saying that its on my bucket list to see shakeys Richard lll in a proper theatre.
Proper actors too not some umbongos larking about.
proper gaylords covered in makeup with limp wrists,
that way you know theyre really actors.
missus Miserable refused to go though.
said she doesnt fancy it
but would go the cinema and see a Tom cruise film.
shes not as sophisticated as me.
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Starring Brian Blessed, eh MNC?
https://youtu.be/tb2Ct3yyB4g?si=TxN7MbVhDInF-Nb2
Brian encapsulated in a 3 second clip!
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The man who should be king.
rather than that multi faith, jugeared lettuce fondler Charlie.
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Most of you criticise the BBC, but that’s where all the culture is we have left and it’s all for free. I know they’ve shot themselves in the foot, but you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
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But I will miss it In a good way, Sammy! The BBC is full of cunts.
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That’s a fair point, Sammy.
That’s the direction I’d like to see a hugely slimmed down BBC go because they’re the best at it. But they seem hellbent on trying to compete in the mass entertainment business like it’s still 1978.
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I don’t care so long as they continue to show world cinema for my sake plus anything else to do with the arts.
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Besides Field Marshal, I get it for free.
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Commercialism has completely ruined everything. Watching the Proms and Wimbledon on television without the intrusive advertising at the events are the last things to enjoy.
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i miss John Noakes an shep.
he was the only bloke at the BBC who wasnt a kiddy fiddler.
But doubt id miss the BBC.
Culture?
ive got a cd player and a copy of Razzle.
im alright jack.
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Simon Green was a wrong ‘un.
He fingered Joey Deacon in the dressing room whilst Janet Ellis kept watch.
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I think you mean Simon Groome, Thomas.
Anyway, you’re most likely right.
Unless it was that Peter Duncan.
He always seemed a bit of a wrong un.
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Michael Sundin was a real life wrongun.
Died of the Arsehole Injected Death Syndrome before Lucozade became widely available (the 80s advert strapline was “Lucozade – aids recovery”).
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Simon Groome was a prototype Partridge.
And, I’d have screwed Janet Ellis till my knob fell off.
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Instead of somebody texting, they should have waited until there was a dramatic pause in the play, Rosamund looking dramatically anguished, and then let out one of those whiney farts. The ones that last for ages and end with a high-frequency pitch that only dogs can hear.
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id of brazened it out.
Asked her to keep it down a bit as im having a conversation.
Tell her im a talent scout from Hollywood an shes just made a powerful enemy.
Then glare at the audience.
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Yeah, and then tell her once you have finished badmouthing her around Tinsel Town she won’t even get ‘Weinsteined’ on a spunk stained casting couch.
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Thats right.
your finished sugartits.
one word from me and youll be lucky to get a role in panto.
i came to see if you could be suitable for Hollywoods new blockbuster wuthering heights 2: return of Heathcliffe.
But youve pissed on your chips.
you are officially ‘Difficult to work with’
ciao baby 😎
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To HAVE and HAVE not.
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Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Ricky 3.
By Billy Shakespeare
cracking that.
moaning about being a cripple.
He was buried in a car park.
true that.
Richard the third buried in a car park.
ironic because a lot of car park attendants are cripples.
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Was it a disabled space?
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So that’s why there was a speed hump in that car park.
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Hilter was a narcissist. The Austrian footie team have just come out. He would have been proud.
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Happy Birthday Debbie Harry 🎂
Guess how old?
81!!
jeepers.
in my mind shes always that beautiful young girl from the 70s.
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RIP Clem Burke.
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https://youtu.be/QbdCpi4qTNY?is=Qgr4AhunlRtPPZjE
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What a lass!
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♥️
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OT. Pubs allowed to stay open until 5am for England Mexico match.
I have never heard such stupidity. Let cunts and morons get pissed, so there’ll be more fights. Cunts will be in the pubs all day. So, by 5am, they’ll either be dead of alcohol poisoning or knocking shit out of each other. I also feel sorry for the buses and trams. who have to deal with the hordes of riff raff. Does anybody with a brain seriously believe the scores of oafs will behave? This is not going to end well, and at least one person will be seriously injured or worse.
Am I staying up for it? Am I fuck. You’d have toe a mong to do that. Maybe if it was to watch Pele in 1970, but Marcus Rashford? Sod off.
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Is this a joke, Norman?
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