Rosamund Pike losing her shit because someone who paid to enter the theatre has the audacity not to be simultaneously spellbound and prostrate in supplication at the wonder of her goddess like performance.
Rosi doesn’t make the obvious assumption that ‘Matey over there is bored shitless watching this dross.’
Nope Rosi climbs up her own arse in indignation because matey would rather text someone than endure her acting, probably to tell them how shit Rosi is.
The below article lets her speak for herself.
An excerpt:
‘ Pike said she hoped the guilty texter was a doctor and that their message had been “very important”, during an impromptu speech which drew gasps and then cheers.
“I just wanted to say for anyone going to the theatre, it’s a huge thing that we’re trying to give you. I am trying to tell you a story, and I’m feeling you, and I hope you’re feeling me too,” said the Saltburn and Gone Girl star.’
Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.
“Luvvie Narcism”?
If I may be tediously pedantic, shouldn’t that be “Luvvie Narcissism”? 😉
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The audience then lifted her on their shoulders, while chanting refugees welcome here, and death to the IDF..
The rude texter was then put to death by a real doctor, who had only arrived this morning by boat..
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The plays the thing duckie. As Kenneth Williams dad said “All the women are tarts and all the men are poofs”
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poor Rosamong😫
doesnt mean your a bad actor just that your boring.
Try an be more dynamic like William Shatner,
Chuck Norris, or Barry Chucķle.
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Rosamund who?
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She should be more worried about how flatchested she is.
nothing,
like a ironing board.
He wouldnt of been texting if you could fill a bra,luv.
That was Dolly Parton up there theyd of been captivated.
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Must be a bit of an ugly duckling as she hasn’t appeared on my Pornhub feed.
Good Morning.
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She’s on my hard drive.
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Sorry, I brook no criticism of Rosamund Pike.
I watched her and Keira Knightley in Pride and Prejudice with a steaming great tumescence all the way through. Mr Darcy should have had both sisters together, the useless prick.
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is it a bluey?
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Diamond cutter and the worst case of lovers balls in medical history. Ow!
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Did the phone make an annoying noise? Yes? Disembowel the cunt. No? Fucking get over yourself and get a fucking life.
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Pound to a penny that Rosamund is one of those tarts who loudly chirp away on their phones when they’re at the supermarket checkout or the local shop counter and then give an astonished look when told ‘that’s £18.99 please’.
She’ll then fumble around in her handbag, whilst still blathering away, looking for her purse, and after paying, will fuck off without so much as a thank you.
Stuck up bitch.
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Not convinced that texting during her performance would be that disruptive.
Unless he was voice texting.
“Yeah it’s terrible, the lead is chewing the scenery and she hasn’t got her kit off.
And 9 quid for a choc-ice
The only plus is i haven’t been stabbed yet.”
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Hi BZ you’ve been to the Hackney Empire too.
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Looks like a horse in drag who luvvies arsejism
Anyone involved in that satanic degenerate Saltburn garbage has no place lecturing us on declining societal standards
Head on Pike
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Alex salmon
Richard herring
Rosamund pike
Nicola sturgeon
notice a theme?
thats right.
All cunts.
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The only decent entertainer with a fishy surname was Magnus Pike the mad scientist bloke.
He was fucking great.
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Michael Fish was the original cunt.
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Indeed, Geordie.
Purveyor of misinformation, letting his personal bias interfere with his work.
Thank goodness we don’t get that at the BBC nowadays.
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“When the burt cums in”?
Fishies on dishies, GT.
🐠
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The theatre used to be much better hundreds of years ago.
More crowd participation.
You didnt enthrall the audience theyd chuck shit at you.
shout abuse, pelt you with rotten fruit,
boo you.
A great night out👍
Now your meant to sit enthralled by some suzy no tits in silence?!
fuck that.
Rosumund would up her game once id chucked a rotten watermelon ,
or nailed her straight in the kisser with a dead cat.
Bring back the chucking stuff i say.
a bottle of piss bouncing off his nut would help Stephen fry remenber his lines too.
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Stephen fry pays extra to be showered in piss..
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bring back bear-baiting 🐻
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Apparently the offender was texting, no talking or phone ringing so not as bad then, but I’ve some sympathy with her point of view. Why the fuck pay for a cinema or theatre ticket and then ignore the show or worse still, distract others in the audience. If part way through you’re disappointed just quietly leave, I’ve done so myself. To call her a poseur, well yes, she’s acting for Christ’s sake! People put their phones on the table in a restaurant presumably so that when it rings they don’t delay answering a call by the second it would take to pull it out of their pocket. Worst offenders are those who answer their fucking phone in the middle of an appointment with their GP. If I was a doctor I wouldn’t hesitate in throwing them off my list. Mind they’re probably the same people who complain bitterly about the difficulty of getting an appointment and after a bad day at work ask the GP to sign them off with “mental elf” because it’s easier than finding another job.
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It’s always a great joy when some political TV show wheels out an actor as a guest,to impart their great wisdom.
The Magic of Being Famous!
Suddenly you are better than everyone else and your words are those of a Churchill or Lincoln.
Absolute ball batter,most of the cunts are mental weaklings and vote liberal Democrat.
Oven.
Good morning.
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i always listen to the advice and opinions of some ducky actor.
they must know best.
whether its George Clooney or crybaby Robert deniro,
or that dr who,
their opinions trump my own.
All that sitting in makeup makes you a authority on geo political topics surely?
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These luvvie cunts have a the attitude that we should be grateful for their very existence.
After all, playing dress up and make believe for a living must be one of the hardest jobs in the world. Up their with triage surgeon or fighter pilot. Real life or death stuff.
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Is Rosamund a real name?
My predictive text doesn’t seem to think so.
Anyway, it’s not very 21st century is it?
Seems a bit 1920s.
Perhaps she’s got a brother called Cecil.
Although he’d more likely be called Jonty or something like that.
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if dragged to a theatre against your will,
its disruptive to the others in the audience to text.
turn off the volume and play Candy crush or something.
Or better yet take a newspaper.
sunday sport or something
with titties in,
because your not going to see anything up on stage.
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If it was Palestine action or just stop oil disrupting the performance, rosebud would be clapping like a seal at seaworld.
A encore at a gig is enjoyable, but having someone came back out to pontificate about manners, and then you miss your last train home..
So you then have to pay for a rapist taxi home.
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Pity dom Joly wasn’t in the house… HELLO YES, I’M IN THE THEATRE,YES IT’S ROSAMUND PIKE’S PLAY,WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU 📱..😩
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i m very cultural and a great patron of the arts.
But i like to get my moneys worth.
if theres a busker in a town centre ill request “Freebird” by Lynrd skynrd.
if im stood with my lighter aloft hes done his job.
gets a shiny penny.
if he fumbles it ill boo him,
heckle him.
its show business at the end of the day no matter how far down the ladder.
“now do stairway to heaven”
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That’s the sole reason I don’t go to the theatre anymore, due to the likes of that ignorant cunt. All audience seats should be equipped with a lethal injection to cunts who give the slightest interference and left there until the performance is over. Then only removed in the dead of night and thrown into a snake pit.
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O/T …🤬🤬🤬🤬
BBC News – People smuggler convicted in France found by BBC living in UK and seeking asylum – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clye9zn0y1ro?app-referrer=push-notification
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‘Jamal’s presence in the UK raises serious concerns about whether existing border controls are effective’
The BBC are taking the piss again.
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What takes the biscuit for me is the BBC website’s caption below a picture of a dinghy full of exclusively young male unadulterated, unwashed, uneducated, unskilled and ungrateful shit.
More often than not it reads ‘thought to be asylum seekers’.
Cunts. It ought to read ‘known chancers and parasites’.
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Not to worry, apparently Burnham is Labour’s first female PM.
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These fucking Iraqi / Iranian TURDS are even more vile than pakis.
Big mistake doing away with Saddam Hussain.
He knew what a bunch of cunts they are, there’d be no fucking ” barber shops” in GB if that cunt was around…☠️
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It just makes the film Citizen Vigilante even more enjoyable.
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Churchill knew how to deal with Kurds; he gassed the bastards.
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Someone in the audience should have shouted
“Don’t tell him your name Pike”
Probably would have been the best line in the play
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When Rosi inevitably ends up on I’m a (mediocre) celebrity get me out of this filming set next to a five star hotel, do we text to keep her in or respect her wishes and not text at all?
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Somebody help me here. Who the fuck’s Rosamund Pike?
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A right cunt who has forgotten where the money for her wages comes from.
She works for the public, not the other way round.
I would never go to the theatre because it’s for póófs and trannies.
But if some fucker started having a go at me while I was in an audience, it would be them that would end up having to leave…… Crying.
Good morning.
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I remember being at the opera years ago, when returning to my seat during an interval, I could hear a commotion when a member of the audience was giving a dressing down towards an incompetent couple who apparently had been chewing sweets throughout the first act. The guilty sat there in silence like children being given a dressing down by their parents. On lookers and myself applauded and gave them a look of shame.
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A definite up her own arse luvvie, aren’t they all.
But you would, wouldn’t you..!
https://share.google/S27zTIftPfIoT7gsc
Apparently, she likes being spoken to in mandarin whilst you are taters deep..😂
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Her eyes do indeed rook a bit chınky, DS.
Me rikee and would rike to ruv her rabia rips.
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O Rosamund, Rosamund, Where for art thou, Rosamund?!
I`m up here on the fucking stage, fucking acting. Shut the fuck up will you.
W. Shakespeare, Cor-up-me-anus, 2026.
🎭
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This is a bit tangential, but how relieved the England narcissists must be that Missa was playing last night and did for Congo what he did all last season for Newcastle.
It’s coming home.
Yeah right.
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Diddums dear 🤣🤣🤣
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