Today begins two days of the annual West London street party know as Carnival. This year with the added vista of the burnt out Grenfell Tower casting it’s grim shadow over proceedings. Forecast to be hot and sunny over both days, with the Met Police warning of ‘rent-a-mob’ outsiders looking to make political capital of the fire. Chances of a Bank Holiday riot, anyone?
It’s for the cultural extravaganza, annual stab fest that is the Notting Hill carnival.
The middle class Notting Hill billies are probably out up with it for a couple of reasons.
1) it was there before they were,
2) it’s considered “right on” to mix with bruhs, hoes, twerkrobats,
3) it doesnt last very long so the same “right ons” a.k.a. nimbys can just about tolerate it without coming across as racist as we all know they inherently are.
How many of the chattering classes offered to house any homeless peacefuls that lived literally on their doorstep after the “Towering Inferno” debacle ??
Nominated by Toxic bob.
Stormzy is a cunt….
Rubbish grime ‘artist’ and professional minority spokesperson has got himself a Twitter battle with the metropolitan police. After a series of raids by the police in an attempt to prevent some forms of crime occurring at the Notting hill carnival, this talent free twat attacked the Mets’ use of Twitter to highlight the arrests, asking how many arrests did they make before Glastonbury, and are the ‘feds’ only strong arming black events. Fortunately, some cop there still has at least one bollock, and called him out, saying that no fucker ever gets stabbed at Glastonbury, unlike the 80 odd fuckers at last years carnival. The world’s supply of plywood being used to board up anything of value is a small indicator of how peaceful and friendly, and most importantly crime free this stupid carnival is going to be, as it always is. So, fuck off Stormzy, with you piss poor excuse for music, and your stupid name, and leave the current affairs to people that have more brain cells than toes.
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye.
