London mayoral elections are coming soon ” Whoop-dee fucking-doo”
The king goblin and his supporters are crowing about the pledge to supply free school meals for four years.
Now unless he has a star trek type replicator or he is friends with jesus it’s going to cost 500 million..
So how the fuck is it free?
Free health care, education and prescriptions. Isn’t that marvellous.
But it all costs money..
I’m sick and tired of politicians and celebrities taking credit for things that sucker taxpayers are funding..
“There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch”
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples’s money.
Margaret Thatcher.
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How very very true sir.
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Good Morning
Nothing in this world is for free, although it might be free at the point of use, as is the case with the NHS. Someone, somewhere pays for it, normally the U.K. taxpayers.
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Suckdick, just like Fuehrer Starmer, would promise to go round and suck every mudslimes arsehole if he thought there was a vote in it. Khan spends more than any other London Mayor (including Red Ken) on PR and personal publicity. He is 5ft 2in of stinking pig shit. A total wankstain on the grubby underpants of politics. Just like Kweer.
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You old enough to remember the evil dwarf in the “Singing ringing tree”?
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So, you really do like Khan & Starmer then, hey? 😂
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Bang on Barry.
‘The NHS – Free at the point of use’.
It never fails to amaze me how many people still think the NHS is free. Fucking idiots.
When I go to the supermarket I don’t eat the food I buy there and then, I eat it when I get home. Therefore it’s free at the point of use.
So I’m going outside tonight to clap hands and bang pots and pans for Our Tesco, the new national religion.
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Inner London schools are full to bursting with all sorts of immigrants.
English for the most part is a second language.
Even when I lived there the kids were not allowed to celebrate Easter or Christmas.
I had an infants school just up the road from my house.
Twice a day there would be a procession of ‘post boxes’ going past to drop off and pick up their sprogs.
It is now the job of the tax payer to pay for their education and their food.
I saw an advert on the TV about schools now having breakfast clubs.
The next thing will be that if a kid’s parents cannot afford a birthday party for it, the school will lay one on for them.
Fuck….. I hope that this hasn’t given the cunt Khan another vote winning idea.
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That reminds me, if you still read us RTC, Happy Birthday.
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So were the hospitals in central London, and that was in the mid nineties when I used to go to Guy’s.
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And here’s another misuse of the word ‘Free’.
Freedom of speech.
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A bit of an own goal from the Limp Dumbs by selecting a candidate called Rob Blackie.
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Shouldn’t that be Rob whitey?
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He could be called Rob Hussein al-bin-Laden Akbar and still stand zero chance.
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I’m told we live in a free country.
A country that dictates what light bulbs I can buy, what car I own, what I’m allowed to say, where I can travel so long as I pay a fee to save the planet and whose media control the truth.
It appears that fuck all is free in the true sense of the word.
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Coco Chanel was spot on when she once said ”The best things in life are free. But only for scroungers and thieving cunts.’
Good morning, everyone.
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I wouldn’t pay too much attention to what ChooChoo.Canal has to say 20.
She might know a bit about perfume
But so does the teenage girl on the counter at Boots.
Loads of things in life are free.
The freedom to come here on a dinghy
The freedom to protest if it’s sanctioned by the Far Left
The freedom for a man to be a woman.
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Morning MNC, he wore nice hats too. And used those long cigarette holders. I have always liked women who use cigarette holders. You don’t see many about these days. No class.
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‘She’ not h’e’ ffs.
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I love free stuff.
You can get all kinds of free stuff if you go out early enough.
Say 3am.
Farmyards, washing lines, sheds,
Builders merchants.
All good👍
Top tip
Take ladders
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You might even catch the Romanian cunts who are sleeping in your shed!
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Some farmyards will even dish out a bit of free lead and, given the circumstances, it’s hard to fault them for it.
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Well mr Inman used to crow…’im free’ 😩 no thanks Johnny 🤮
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Should know by midday if the odious carpet kissing tranny hugging jihadist has been granted another four years to finish the job of destroying London. The only possibility that will grant an alternative outcome is that his voters are all too fucking lazy and backward to make it down the polling station and work out how to use a pencil
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The fix is in.
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It doesn’t work like that. They simply estimate the number of peacefuls in London, say 10m, and assume they all voted for Kunt Khan, saves them having to leave the house. They then count the votes against and ignore them.
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Are the free school meals proper Halal bro?
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Without doubt innit.
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There might as well be a colossal banner erected on Blighty’s south coast, pointing France-wards, proclaiming “everything free for non-whites”.
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One thing that’s not so very free anymore is speech.
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Only the good thing’s in life are free. Not the bilge I’m constantly being reminded of, who pretend to be running the country for our benefit, when surely its for themselves.
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Two other words frequently used by graspers and shysters these days, especially in what adverting wankers consider to be a coolly persuasive context are ‘unlock’ and ‘grab’. Shove ‘em up your advertising agency arses, fuckin’ tosspots.
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Free Nelson Mandela. Sent off 3 times, got fuck all. Total scam. Cunts.
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I got thrown out of the Anti-Apartheid Society at university for asking for my free Nelson Mandela.
Copyright: Adrian Edmondson.
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It’s only free when you buy two Winnies.
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Free (2hr) parking at Tesco and you don’t even have to go in the store.
I go three times a week just to get my free parking 😳
Free schools meals should be a bowl of porridge and a clip round the ear.
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No such thing as a free lunch but a heavily subsidised one if you are aboard the House of Commons gravy train.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/183fr6n/what_are_you_doing_havent_you_programmes_to_make/
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Handing out free stuff creates an ever greater sense of entitlement in the recipients. I’ve seen it firsthand in a couple of long term benefits claimants i knew. Both were so used to the state handing them free housing and money, they expected it of friends and family, always asking to borrow money, being chauffered, having meals and drinks paid for. They had no sense of shame and bragged about the latest freebie, openly boasting how they conned parents, or pretended to be ‘spazzy’ on Work Assessments or how they didn’t apply for any jobs, just went in to the job centre, ticked the boxes and waited for the money to appear.
They weren’t millennials either, but Gen X.
To think that a fifth of the country now live this way says a lot about how fucking soft and wasteful successive governments have been, but then again, politicians are some of the worst benefits (expenses) cheats there are.
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Did somebody say Paki ?
Meh, as the saying goes.
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“Nothing in life is more expensive than free” – Razorfist
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