You hear a lot about ‘Conjoined twins’ .
It’s bollocks.
They’re two headed women as any carny will tell you.
Recently, a yank named Josh Bowling married Abbey Hensel.
She has 2 heads.
But josh is only married to one.
So when Josh is banging his wife he’s also rooting his sister in-law!
Far out.
This is apparently quite common in the states.
It’s kinky, weird, disgusting and a bit of a turn on admittedly.
Our very own Mr Cuntengine due to be going stateside will no doubt get in on.the action!
Have a look.
Conjoined?.
2 fuckin nuts.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Double blow job. Always been on my bucket list but then again so has shagging Liz Hurley up the arse but that’s never happened either strangely enough.
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What does the unmarried one do when the other one is sucking his cock? Actually, who the fuck other than a yank would marry that abomination? Quiet at the back Ttce
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come on Thomas, where are you!
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I’m here and underneath you.
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🤗🤗🤗💋
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Wanking furiously…
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The only plus I can see is getting sucked off and rimmed at the same time but fuck all the nagging
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Which one gets the orgasm?
Or do they both?
At the same time or separately?
Asking for a friend.
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Is the header picture mr sulu after a transporter malfunction..
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‘header’
fnnarr
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Josh is a wrong ‘un and no mistake.
Hopefully when he’s doing the sister he’s nominally married to, does he look the other one in her Elephant man-esque eye as he shoots his load?
Are the nerves in their shared fanny connected to both brains?
What if one head like it up their arse with no lube and the other head doesn’t?
If he pulls out and runs around to the heads end and spunks in his “wife’s” mouth, can he coerce the heads to get off with each other, swapping his jizz between them?
I mean, the mind boggles.
Bollocks to I said earlier about June Whitfield’s inside out rectum, this will be my first port of AI porn call!
Hydra porn.
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You are Ray Harryhousen and I claim my £5
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We could do with Talos on Dover beach, kick those bastard migrants 4 miles out to sea.
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It’s a very odd situation and no mistake.
Here’s another very unusual one; conjoined women, one straight, one lesbian.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13367179/conjoined-twins-lesbian-straight-sexual-urges-intercourse.html
Frankly, I marvel at the fact that humans can function like this and have a life. People can be amazing.
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Perhaps he had a fascination with Modulok from Masters of the Universe as a young lad?
https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Modulok
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From birth both heads will be thinking lesbian anyway. So the greedy cunt of a husband will have that to contend with also.
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Whip it out of the one your wed to and jizz on the face of t’other, that would cause a row. But you could legitimately call her a two faced git.
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Imagine if they were like Kuato from Total Recall?
A chap could snog the top head whilst getting a nosh from the lower head.
https://images.app.goo.gl/sKZM4HXk6C3afxBW7
Kuato might not be much to look at, but with those cute little arms, he’s brilliant at playing FIFA 24 on the PS5.
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I suppose one could suck while the other one pulls.
Share the workload.
Sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters.
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If its one snatch between them, they will orgasm in stereo. You’ll be trying to shut each gob up with a bit of tonguing whilst shooting your load. After all that, you wouldn’t know whether you were coming or going.
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Getting blown and ringpiece noshed at the same time, heaven.
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What happens if wife head has a stroke
Carry on with spare head?
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The 2 heads must get on really well.
If head 1 wanted to go to the pub and head 2 fancied staying in an watching a film then there would be a problem.
Who owns the legs?
Who does the eating?
They one have one stomach.
What if one head decides to take up smoking and heavy drinking. Could head 2 complain about it?
Do the 2 heads have to pay double for hotel rooms and airplane seats?
If head 1 wants to fuck and head 2 doesn’t, would you be arrested for raped?
If you have a big cock could you completely gag one head and let the other head do the breathing?
We demand answers.
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What happened at the wedding. Did head 2 have no say in it ?
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This is more like it Mis, the world can go to rack and ruin.
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All you need now is a double headed coin and be quids.
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….. in. After a while you could prostitute the wife out.
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Fucking hell! Just when I thought I’d run out of material to wank over, along come this little gem. Can you imagine banging her/them? A threesome with just two bodies. You could jizz over their faces and have them…….I’ve said…..too much!
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I don’t fancy any of them,I mean that one there.
They could have an argument in an empty room,the bothersome Cunts.
They would however make excellent sentries.
Send all of them to Ukraine.
And don’t let the freaks come back.
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I’ll get it in the ear for this. They could be an Irishman’s bookends.
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I wonder if there are any of these that are male and female that would be a bit unusual
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Disgusting 🤢 not for me 👎
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Come on, EW…get stuck in. It’d certainly be an experience you’d not forget in a hurry…
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Easy pass
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Dorty feckahs.
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Threesomes are sooo last year.
Two and a halfsomes are where it’s at.👍
Pure filth 😁
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‘ Not tonight dear. I’ve got a double headache.
LOL.
Good evening. 👍
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Doomed never to know the comfort of a turtle neck sweater…
Them chinkys In the header pic?
Dead common in chinkys that.
It’s how they get round the ‘one child policy ‘.
They’re normally in the back peeling spuds at a chink chippy.
.
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Them chinky ones playing football in PE
” Why am I always in nets?!”
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@MNC
I understand your distaste for the term ‘conjoined twins’.
But how do you feel about Siamese twins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTGrosPg3qw
One of my favourite tracks of all time.
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Evening Minge👍
I actually prefer the term Siamese.
Siam was what Thailand was called when it was ruled by Yul Brynner.
I like the Cure,
But Robert Smith seems to make enemies of fellow musicians?
Not sure why?
Paul Weller and Morrissey seem to loath him.
Don’t think he actually did anything to deserve their wrath.
But musicians are moody fuckers.
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Evening MNC. 👍
Reckon the twins in your nom would be more accurately described as a ‘two-headed dog’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7aLXehSXAo
Another classic!
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Can you imagine one of them having a headache, you can tell her to fuck off, your sister hasn’t.
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Didn’t bother to read all the ins and outs, but does one only have to shit and piss with a full tummy to-boot.
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Surely calling them by the old name of ‘Siamese’ is more diverse?
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The husband won’t care how many heads the cunts got.
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When he gets pissed, he only sees one head. That’s how it all started.
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Paul McCartney had the cheek to shake his head.
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I saw these one and a halves sometime ago and thought ‘hmm, Photoshop’, but no.
Fucking freak show material.
In all honesty they should have been euthenised at birth, harsh I know, but you woukd not keep animals deformed like this.
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As a little boy my grandad would tell me war stories.
I’d be fascinated.
He’d tell me about serving in India.
And how on leave they visited a freak show.
He saw what he called a ‘ moffidite’
Half man half woman (hermaphrodite)
And someone who’s balls hung around their knees (elephantiasis?)
I always thought that was marvellous!
English Tommy’s at a Indian freakshow.😂
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When I worked at a medical publishers, saw a picture of elephantitis of the balls, looked like Buster Gonad from Viz.
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Gentlemen can we at least use the proper medical term, Space Hopper Knackers.
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Cunt Engine has already sent head No 2 some cock shots and is eagerly awaiting a reply.
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What a photo.
“You wanna wank me tonight?”
“I gorra headache. You pray wiv yourself.”
“You selfrish cunt.”
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JP – “Do I get to split the restaurant bill three ways then?”
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I wrote this light-hearted nom to show there’s someone for everyone out there.
Love conquers all.
With Mr Cuntengine soon to be departing to America,
I wanted him to take heart that he might find a lovely deepwoods 2headed maiden in Kentucky,
Or even a sultry Appalachian Cyclops chick.
His true love that was happy to hang him up by his nipple rings and stub cigarettes out on him.
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There is bound to be a kinky Trump loving Hells Angels milf with questionable jailhouse tattoos for Cunt Engine.
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