Can we have a lightweight cunting of ‘Pointless’ a BBC quiz show.

It is fronted by Alexander Armstrong, or Zander as he likes to be called, the cunt. He is the oiliest, smarmiest cunt to have ever lived. He makes Bob Monkhouse look like Jeremy Paxman.

His sidekick is a big cunt whose name escapes me. He cracks jokes which he must get from Xmas crackers.

But the best part of the show is the banter between the presenters. It is toe curling. You actually feel sorry for the poor cunts. But they seem to have no self awareness or perhaps decent script writers because the banter carries on. Very much like Alan Partridge and about as funny.

Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble.

Alexander Armstrong is a smug wanker.

The cunt does a quiz called Pointless with some weird looking cunt called Richard Osman.

“Xander”,as the pretentious wanker styles himself,is another of the Oxbridge comedians and was one half of the dreadful, formulaic Armstrong and Miller, who thankfully seem to have sunk without trace.

His singing brings to mind a bullock being castrated without pain-relief, and yet the bastard is convinced that he is a cross between Pavarotti and Elvis,and never misses the chance to plug, on the BBC, his latest collection of “Songs to Cause You To Burst Your Own Eardrums With An Ice-Pick to.”

The cunt wears a very poor hairpiece which looks to have been wrenched off Bruce Forsyth’s mechanically kept alive corpse. He is also related through marriage, to Giles Coren, Victoria Coren and the appalling David Mitchell….reason enough to cunt him, for not running amok at a family get-together with a flame-thrower.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler.