Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Kim Kardashian [2]

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Cunting for Kim Kardashian. Just been on Sky News app and I saw a quote from her which said “I’d rather save lives than shop.” I didn’t read on any further as I my piss was already approaching boiling point but I couldn’t help but laugh/cry at how typical a comment this was from someone so vacuous, hollow and wildly detached from reality.

I really do feel that we are the last generation where people like this are the minority, what the fuck is the world gonna be like in 50 years where empty headed fucks like Kim Kardashian are even more worshipped and revered than they already are? Fuck me.

Nominated by McBastard

Ilhan Kyuchyuk

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Ilhan Kyuchyuk is deserving of a nomination for anti-Brexit cunt. Kyuchyuk is a Bulgarian ‘liberal’ MEP, who is currently recruiting fellow bell-ends to form a flash mob who will dance, hold out banners, hand out leaflets and generally show the world how much they despise democracy by bringing attention to Kyuchyuk’s own anti-Brexit crusade. It will be staged in Brussels at the EU summit on 28th, and will involve having to spend one evening a week for the next three or four weeks being professionally coached.

Being an MEP, it’s hard not to suspect that Kychyuk is nothing more than a puppet, albeit a willing one. He may be the face of the latest act of democracy denial, but Juncker, Barnier and the rest are very much the puppet masters. And a flash mob? For fuck’s sake! Flash mobs are for retards and dipshits, so I guess it’s the perfect thing for anti-Brexiters. This is the thing that makes me the most angry about the endless attempts to subvert the democratic will of the British people, foreigners sticking their noses into our business. He maybe an MEP, but our decision to leave has got fuck all to do with Kyuchyuk. He has no right to try to stop Brexit. And has been pointed out already, neither do Miller or Soros.

The EU is dying, and it fucking deserves to. It’s an evil organisation, led by evil scumbags. Hopefully, Italy will deliver the coups degras, because there’s fuck all chance of May the Meek doing it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Catherine Bearder

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Catherine Bearder is a (il)Liberal (un)Democrat(ic) CUNT.

I’ve just watched this treasonous cunt on some channel 4 shite, licking Guy Verhovstadt’s bum hole and telling him to make negotiations as difficult and as uncompromising as possible to punish the UK and make us change our minds about leaving.
Apparently we’ll be “knocking on the door” again within 10 years, by which time the EU will be reformed.

LISTEN CUNT… the EU will NEVER reform and we WILL NOT be “knocking on their door”. Knocking on their heads maybe, but not their door.

The cunt gleefully says that she’s very powerful and is proud that she can use her power to make things happen.
Catherine … sucking up to people is NOT power. It’s weakness.
Turning against your own country in favour of a foreign empire is NOT clever, brave or democratic. It’s fucking treason.

Verhovstadt has already said that he wants to do away with the parliament and have decisions made by the commission.
So Catherine will be out of a fucking job anyway …. where will your “power” be then, cunt?

This twat says that “brexit is unpatriotic”and apparently she’s “fighting for the people”.
When you vote on the side of the EU AGAINST the country that you’re paid to defend, that’s UNpatriotic and fighting against a democratic vote is NOT fighting for the people, but against them.

Obviously channel 4 have crawled right up her arse and the fact that they give traitorous cunts like this airtime is indicative of the attitude displayed by the “elites” (as they love to call themselves) and their contempt for the working class voters of this (once great) country.

There are many reasons that I’m glad that we’re leaving the EU, but the fact that this cunt will lose her job and perks is definitely one of them.

Catherine Bearder.
Move to the EU and apply for citizenship if you love them so much.
Suck Guy Verhovstadt’s cock as much as you like ….
WE’RE LEAVING THE EU AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT … TOUGH SHIT!

You’re not powerful, but on the flip side you are now famous…
Famous for being a treasonous cunt.

Nominated by deploythesausage

Jamie Oliver [8]

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I would like to nominate Jamie Oliver for the umpteenth time. Yet again he is slavering shite about the childhood obesity problem, claiming it is now the cartoon characters on the boxes fault. I’m sorry, but when I was growing up I enjoyed a bowl of frosties as much as the next guy as well as the occasional treat of a takeaway, chocolate bar etc. and guess what I was never a fat child, I also was out burning off those excess calories playing for hours on end.

If all his other stunts haven’t worked, you’d think the message would sink through his thick, lispy cunted, fake cockney geezer skull that the kids that are obese would eat this stuff even if it came in the plainest of boxes. That they get takeaways almost every night and have snowflake parents too scared to let them outside to play, so would rather park them in front of a computer.
This is the real problem. Activity is not encouraged, but would involve the government actively doing something to help and smug cunts like Oliver not getting another 5 minutes of the limelight. CUNT!

Nominated by McCunterson

Jamie the mockney cockney – don’t believe it for a fucking cotton pickin’ minute. This posh fuck obviously overheard some local kids say “pukka” as he passed them in his mummy’s Range Rover some years back and tried to sell himself as some kind of everyman. His disgusting oversized wet lip makes me puke and his latest show, some “lets make simple food fast” actually makes a cunt of the very folk he tries to make out he feels for.

”Just grab some choritzo and dried seaweed from your fridge and add a bit of olive oil and Chinese fucking vinegar and puma’s scrotum and tarra !! delicious pretentious cunt food , ….you’re welcome”

C.U.N.T

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Life Coaches

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Life coach’s are cunts, aren’t they?

If your life isn’t going well and you expect to be richer/sexier/more complete, why not try a life coach?  They’ll give meaning to your life.  They won’t just spout hackneyed gibberish like “Leave your comfort zone”, they’ll insist they have ” the secret” and will claim they know how to “harness your inner power”.  Not at all tired, condescending cliches.

This is another, wretched Yank import like Black Friday, the intense commercialisation of Halloween, fast food and awful spelling.  There are courses to take, workshops to attend, books to buy, these leeches will find a way to extract your money and you’ll consent to it.

This has to be one of the best scams of the 21st Century.  ” Take a journey to yourself” read one hollow, quasi-religious nonsensical headline.  All these smarmy parasites have done is had expensive haircuts, bleached their grinders until they shine, then casually googled a few Buddhist quotes.  They aren’t saviors, they’re frauds who feed on the depressed, the weak, and the insecure.

Captain Magnanimous advises, “Take a journey to fuck yourself, you parasitic cunts”.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous