Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Vince Cable [9]

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Vince cable is definitely worthy of a cunting!!

This doddery old relic has been hard a work trying to thwart the will of the electorate! Recently the unacceptable face of remain at all costs hit a high water mark in cuntitude, given cables previous form that takes some doing!

Scuttling around Brussels like a geriatric RAT he had meetings with 8-9 EU member states prime ministers, his snake oil pitch was getting them to agree with him that U.K. citizens should be given a vote on the final Brexit deal. Unsurprisingly he got words of support which in is his twisted Mind was going to translate into a BIG public statement!!

Old bald eagle got so caught up in the excitement that he went public only for the PMs to state that was never their intention!! Thus leaving cable truly hung out to dry!! The ( not so) Independent tried to smear the story and cover cables arse to some degree, the guardians magnificent headline screamed “ CABLE HUMBLED “

What this shows is Cable has absolutely no fuckin’ idea why people voted leave! The majority of UK citizens are tired of being pushed around, told what to do by unelected (by UK voters) EU Cunts!! Which ever way it played out Cable was always the fall guy!!

For a senior politician Cable is one fuckin’ naive CUNT!!

Nominated by Quislings

Money Supermarket adverts

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I’ve just seen another one of their shit fucking adverts, and I have to have a whinge about them.

All adverts are cunt right? But some are far more cunt than others. Price comparison websites are leaders in super cunt advertising, and money supermarket,com are the pinnacle of cunt. Why? Because every single fucking ad they make is gay.

Twat bald cunt twerking in heels and hot pants, fat cunt building site cunt cavorting on scaffolding like he’s pole dancing. Then there was the He man and Skeletor getting loved up in a dirty dancing homage.

Now, the latest atrocity is a stop motion action man full monty type romp, complete with drag queen pop anthem soundtrack. As Windsor Davies would have said once, ‘it’s blatant poofery’ And fucking annoying as shit.

If someone said that I was ‘so money supermarket’, I’d kick their fucking teeth out. Cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Australia’s shame

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The Australian Cricket Team are cunts, aren’t they.

Win at all costs, even if it means cheating. How embarrassing to see a grown man blub in front of cameras in a desperate bid to salvage sympathy for his own team’s hoodwinking tactics.

I don’t know whether to be amazed at the transparent, pantomime contrition endeavouring to pull at Nationalistic heartstrings or the sheer fuckwittery at attempting such dirty shenanigans on a pitch surrounded by copious amounts of cameras!

Psh.

Either way, Shit Off you honeyfuggling Convict cunts.

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

Aussie blubbers
Another day another Aussie cunt sobbing and blubbing. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh your bollocks off at the pathetic cunts. You cheated. You got caught. Now show some fucking dignity instead of feeling sorry for yourself.

Cricket has a long history of bent, cheating bastards. You are just the latest to be caught. Fuck off back to Wagga Wagga and show some self control you wingeing sorry cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Food banks

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If spongers spent less of their benefits on tabs,phones,drink and tattoos,they wouldn’t need go to food banks.

There’s one in my area currently appealing for Easter eggs,,wtf? Why the fuck should some tubby pram-face be provided with free chocolate to stuff down it’s greedy maw?

I’ve seen programmes where people go to these foodbanks…first they stand around outside,smoking and talking on their mobiles,before going in to be given bags of groceries. They then come out to sneer at any fresh vegetables or pasta or anything that may take preparation,before waddling with their squalling brats towards the nearest McDonalds.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Tony Blair (14)

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I see we are awash with excellent cuntings of unworthy cunts of the deepest dye, but here’s yet another attempt. No, that isn’t Elton John again. It’s worse.

What have the following cunts in common? Apart from being certifiable cunts, that is:

Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, Jack Straw, Neil Kinnock, Jack Straw, Rushanara Ali, Tulip Siddiq, Nick Clegg, Paddy Ashdown, Caroline Lucas and Sir David Amess

Give in? They all aggregated (as particles of sewage do) to ” drum up publicity for a campaign to tackle uncorrected poor vision, which affects 900 million Commonwealth citizens who do not have access to glasses”

Leaving aside the issue of supplying poor N’Tossa with glasses in order for him to find his way to the polluted well twenty miles from his hut, and the unlikelihood that the Tony Blair Institute for Tony Blair will do anything other than collect a rakeoff from the proceeds of the campaign in order to manage…something unspecified…, what is this really about? Beating river blindness, glaucoma and macular degeneration? Improving peoples’ vision? Or improving yesterdays’ politicians’ visibility?

What a carefully-chosen collection of laughing-up-their-sleeves, semicriminal and stratospheric cunts. Several of whom could fund the entire project out of petty cash without needing to bother the charitable public, who might then want to sort some problems a lot nearer home with their money.

What am I cunting here? The Clearly campaign, which agreed to allow its name to be besmirched by this bucket of bleeding-heart cunts, and is thus infected with antibiotic-resistant cunt.

Nominated by Komodo