Kids at the Doctor’s

I’d like to cunt whiny, uncontrolled children in GPs’ waiting rooms, and their smug, fuckwit parents.

Was in for a blood test this am, had to wait about an hour and a half.

Thank Dog measurement of BP was not needed. Some little cunts running around, squealing, stamping their little feet, while earth-mother type (unfuckable blonde in dungarees) did bugger all. Bitch.

I thank Dog for many things, as certain people really have a problem with dogs.
I wonder if I can get a Miss Piggy enamel badge anywhere, like the old Robertson’s Golly ? Given their loathing of all things porcine, could be interesting.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Cunts who live near volcanoes

Fogo, Cape Verde where some cunts actually live INSIDE a volcano


I cannot understand what part of me needs to care about a cunt who cannot figure out why their home has been evaporated by a river of molten lava, when they have clearly moved on to a mountain side that is going to explode, only with a question of when.

Any cunt in spewing distances of volcanoes Hawaii, Bali, Guatemala, Mt Etna, St Helens, Iceland, should either fuck off somewhere else as they should have done years ago, or bite the pillow and bear the pain – as its not like any one didn’t know. They are called Volcanoes for a reason.

Nominated by King Cunt

Nicola Sturgeon [14] and the SNP


How many types of a cretinous cunt have you got to be to believe you can have Independence whilst being a member of the EU whilst keeping the currency from the country you’ve just separated from, despite explicit rules that say joining will require adopting the Euro and the B of E saying fuck you.

If and when the sun eventually sets on our once great country, we will look back at the people and groups who sewed the seeds of Britain’s destruction. Many of the offending parties are routinely cunted on this forum and need no introduction. One group, however, takes pride of place in the Champions League of cunts: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you the Scottish National Party.

This ‘party’ has the destruction of the Union at its absolute core; indeed the break up of the U.K. is its sole reason for existence. Until a decade ago, it was viewed by sensible Scots and all Englishmen as a party of harmless fruitcakes; part of a bizarre jock landscape that included Nessie, shortbread tins, haggis roaming the glens and See-You-Jimmy hats. What we now have however is an influential group of completely twisted cunts who have convinced around 40% of Scots that their country could thrive if only it shook off the yokes and chains of English control.

These cunts, led by the repulsive fat cunt and Putin-bitch, Salmond, almost destroyed the U.K. in 2014, using their fucking ridiculous ‘White Paper’ as a proposed model of the future. This included little nuggets like North Sea Oil selling at $120 a barrel, when just two months after the vote, it was achieving just $35. A few years on, with the poisoned dwarf Sturgeon in command, the ‘White Paper’ mysteriously has been airbrushed from history, to be replaced by the SNP-funded Growth Commission report: a document written by economically-illiterate cunts FOR economically-illiterate cunts.

Sturgeon agitates for a new independence referendum (that she doesn’t actually want and that her cuntfest of a party will never win) safe in the knowledge that Westminster won’t grant it. She gets to save face and still blame the nasty Toareez for holding Scotland back. She wants to rip Scotland from one Union (that has provided stability over three centuries) and immediately join the EU, where Scotland would be like a pimple on the arse of Europe. What a hypocritical little shite; and what a bunch of unreconstructed cunts. That her fucking husband, Peter Murrell, is also the Chief Executive of the SNP says everything you need to know about the politburo-style management of this bunch of shitpots.

This fuckfest continues unabated and, all the while, Scotland’s economy, police force, education and health service fall apart at the seams.

On the positive side, the wider ‘Yes Movement’ (a gruesome collection of radicals, street-activists, agitators, feminists, anarchists, republicans, Catalan lovers, Trotskyists, tree-hungers, and Braveheart wannabees) is now splintering and turning on the ‘establishment’ SNP. Sturgeon will soon become a figure of hate to the hardline rockets; she will become their Quisling-in-Chief. Watching her discomfort will be one of the few pleasures remaining to the rest of us.

The SNP are a bunch of complete cunts. If Scots vote them in again in 2021, then they deserve all they get.

Cunts, the fucking lot of them.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

I’m a Scot who , like the majority , know what a cunt Sturgeon has made of things in her last 10 fucking years. All I’d add to your argument is , ( apart from the simple as fuck point of independence cant be achieved by leaving one union and joining a bigger one) , is of economics…. Trade with rest of UK some £42BILLION…trade with EU £12BILLION, so free trade with EU but tarriffs on ROUK ? eh aye , all right then Krankie. The Euro comes with that as well hen.

Some may say , well why did you vote leave in EU ref, if its all economics, but my answer is this, I don’t want to see the sun set on Britain/UK , I want us 4 to thrive together in an open looking , self governing country of shared values and achievements

Heard Farage say on the radio last week ” should we tell the Scots to get lost ” after they vetoed the EU withdrawal bill , I hope the English/Welsh don’t feel that way overall, because thats the real loss if we fell apart now when we’ve faced the fucking Luftwaffe and seen them cunts off

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Katie Tyler


I want to nominate Katie Tyler (LBC travel correspondent) for being so gratuitously nice, and signing off every report with “I’m Katie Tyler” in a cutesy, butter wouldn’t melt in her chuff voice.

Appalling waste of airtime – who the fuck doesn’t know what’s happening on the roads?! It’s a fucking nightmare, the same on the trains, which is why I never go anywhere… I mean the wife spent over £7000 on a season ticket to Londonistan earlier this year… she’d have been better off hiring a moped or pair of roller skates.

Btw, if anyone’s looking for credit, go to: ohshit.co.uk.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

‘The Peoples Vote’ Campaign

Four cunts and a greenie

This one deserves a cunting just for the sheer arrogance and contempt implied in the name of said campaign. I was under the impression that we, the plebs, had our vote and decided we’d had enough of this bureaucratic bullshit – brexit means brexit. But apparently not so.. another vote is needed, just to make double sure that we, the plebian masses, weren’t mistaken first time around and haven’t changed our minds due to that CUNT May, who has been deliberately doing her best to fudge the whole thing up. It’s infuriating enough that just one glance at the campaign could have you shooting vaporized piss out your ears.

Initiated by that warp speed scrote Patrick Stewart, and the usual clique of traitorous cunts from Westminster like Chucka Umcunt, Anna Sourface, that pretentious Green cretin Lucas, and some Liberal Cunt no one has ever heard of.

It’s starting to invade the discourse on the media, twatter and the like. Gashtag #Peoples Vote. Preparing everyone for a gentle climb down, back to the usual business of having your nuts squeezed ever tighter in the vice by some cunts in suits that you never heard of and never voted for. You can see it unfolding right now, though I doubt there’s anyone here who didn’t forsee this act of treacherous buggery the instant leave won the referendum.

It’s only a matter of time before the Supreme Grand Master of the Royal Order of Cunts, Anthony Blair, pops back in to view with his shit eating grin and munt of a wife, joins the campaign, and starts telling everyone how necessary and great it is to have your nuts smashed by this antidemocratic pile of anonymous cunts, cunts who happen to be outside our borders and who can never receive the gift of 6ft of rope and a lamppost on Westminster bridge.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty