I would like to cunt Lush for running a campaign saying the police are liars, words almost fail me.
Why would a shop that sells smelly soap decide to piss off every copper and their family. Don’t call 999 next time you have a violent shoplifter to deal with you utter cunts.
I’m not saying the police are perfect, but what the fuck has it got to do with a shop that sells fucking bath bombs.
Nominated by Fed up Cunt
Women driving Fiat 500s are complete cunts.
We have one living next door to us – she thinks she is fucking Sterling Moss, bollocksing up our private road as fast as she can go, gravel spewing everywhere. One day she will run some poor cunt over, that’s for sure. Another cunting Doris in a Rosso Red model almost took me out today – again driving too fucking fast near a junction with very restricted ability.
What is it with these soppy tarts when they climb behind the wheel of one of these ‘cute’ little Iti jelly moulds? They think they are driving some exotic, mini Ferrari. Next one that incurs my wrath will end up with said mini Fiat shoved right up their front bottom!
Nominated by Paul Maskinback
Lately there seem to be a lot of stories of charity bosses,or accountants, being caught fiddling the books. I’ve just read about some old crook in charge of the finances of a hospice who’d helped himself to £100k plus over several years.
How much money must these charities have washing about that nobody notices huge amounts of money being misappropriated? How naive must the trustees be to not notice these thefts?
Perhaps the fact that so many charities are now nothing more than businesses has something to do with it? The days of a dedicated group working for the benefit of others have been replaced,at the top,by Corporate types who run charities for the benefit of themselves and their cohorts.I wonder how many ex-bankers and financial “experts” are involved in the charities where malfeasance is routinely overlooked..probably because they’re involved in worse themselves.
Too many people seem to do very well out of charities,by legal means or not. I don’t trust charities and am very select in any donation that I make. Everyone should be fer more suspicious before handing their money over,in too many cases the money is just lining some crook’s pockets.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
This smug mackem cunt has been winding my clock for years but he’s just burst the fucking spring with his latest cunty uttering?
Long and the short of it – his 15 year old son racked up a £4,500 mobile ‘phone bill. George “massively blames” himself but then goes on to say that he’s moving all personal and business mobiles away from the provider (Vodafone) because they should have done something about it.
I’m certainly no defender of Vodafone (having once threatened to sue them for damages if they didn’t stop sending me marketing texts after I’d moved to another network) but just how the fuck is this situation their fault?
Apparently his son’s monthly spend is usually “less than 2%” of this latest figure. How in the Blazing Arse of Hades do you even get a £90 ‘phone bill?! A 30 quid “Big Value Bundle” on Voda gives 20GB of data, three THOUSAND minutes of talk time (over an hour and a half a day!) and unlimited texts. You’d barely have the ‘phone out of your wanking spanners with that amount of free usage.
Give the little cunt a PAYG SIM, a good clip round the ear and then both you and he TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS and stop trying to blame others for your blatant ineptitude.
Cunt.
Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet
I’d like to cunt whiny, uncontrolled children in GPs’ waiting rooms, and their smug, fuckwit parents.
Was in for a blood test this am, had to wait about an hour and a half.
Thank Dog measurement of BP was not needed. Some little cunts running around, squealing, stamping their little feet, while earth-mother type (unfuckable blonde in dungarees) did bugger all. Bitch.
I thank Dog for many things, as certain people really have a problem with dogs.
I wonder if I can get a Miss Piggy enamel badge anywhere, like the old Robertson’s Golly ? Given their loathing of all things porcine, could be interesting.
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard