I want to Cunt health bores.

While out for a drink,I had the misfortune to run into an old acquaintance . I hadn’t seen him for months but had heard something about him being in hospital. I made the mistake of asking him how he was keeping…What a fucking error that was,the Cunt proceeded to tell me all about his fucking operation. He’d got to the point of undoing his trouser buttons to show me his stitches when I had to stop the malingering old Sod.

Safe in the knowledge that he was sporting a piss-bag which I’d squeeze (wet dream in reverse?) if he cut up rough,I told him that I’d only asked out of politeness, not genuine interest,and that he was a moaning old bugger who wouldn’t be happy if someone decked his arse with diamonds. He then had the gall (if not the gallbladder any longer) to call me a selfish Cunt! I told him that it was probably my taxes that had paid for his operation,considering that he’s been retired for years and so can’t have been paying enough tax to cover what he’d obviously cost the NHS,so I could hardly be accused of being selfish.

People should realise that an enquiry into their health,unless from a doctor or funeral director, isn’t an invitation to recount the gross details of their gradual decay to all and sundry.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Casualty and every cunt in it.
Week after week my wife watches this utter shit. Unbelievably wank story lines with a thinly veiled BBC brain washing. Some fat cunt crashes her car into a bus load of racist nuns on there way to an EDL rally, etc etc. Good old Charlie always saves the day with his calm demeanour, the whole building is spotless and the staff are always polite….nothing like my local casualty which is an utter shit tip full of pissed up Twats all going blind on illegally imported dodgy vodka, the staff absolutely hate the “customers” and some cunt has shat all over the big seats,where the fuck is Charlie to save the day??? Fucking no where. Complete, total and utter wank programme which needs to be shitted down the toilet without delay.

Nominated by. Thorax Cockslammer

I would like to cunt beatification

Now Beatification was a process used by the Vatican to cleanse potential saint candidates (or paint over the cracks and wipe out a few truths that were not in keeping)
In this “modern day” the beatification process has been taken over by the media with there amplification of rather small good deeds to paste over rather horrendous facts (that was some time ago, they are nice people/reformed now)

I would like to put forward to you.

Saint Jerry Adams

Saint Mugabe

And next on the list Saint Winnie
Has the world gone fucking mad?

Nominated by Common sense