Dominic Grieve MP QC


A cunting fit for a queen to this demented old arsehole, who, in his efforts to thwart Brexit, is even outdoing the Soubry cunt in the drama queen stakes (“At a recent meeting I had to be protected by SIX armed officers”, the old hag said in Parliament yesterday). No you didn’t *have to be* darling, you are just an attention seeking old fuckwit, and an hysterical old twat.

As for Grieve, he appears to be doing the LibDem and the Labour Pansy Remainers job for them because they are too fucking thick to do it themselves. The old bastard is still at it this morning on radio with his threats.

Of course old Dommie is only shitting in the road out of principle. Or is it because he is still miffed at being demoted from high office. 2010 to 2018 has seen quite a fall in the old motherfuckers standing.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Workshy cunts

Firstly let me apologize for what I am about to nominate because it will seem irrational and implausible, in fact could even be a script from the twilight zone, a number of years ago a former area director employed his mates son in my work place, it failed miserably and he was transferred with my agreement to be the other part of my team.

Let us spin back to some of my comments on generation snowflake, and I am afraid you lot as well who finance failing siblings!

Well last year my “Bitch” was absent from work for over 6 working months 3/4 of the year to every one else, with dental problems, coughs, sneezes, toothache, headache, stress ,(girlfriends mother has cancer for 2 days) split up with girlfriend.

Various rather inadequate warnings, written warnings ect were issued and then (praise the lord) a final written warning.!
I was told should the “Bitch” not turn up for work he would be summary dismissed!
Well first fucking working day of the year he did not turn up! (but got let off because he apparently got his new girlfriend up the duff whilst off sick for stress) then again, (car got locked in a car park) got let off.

In fact should I make a list it would be like one of QDM’s nominations so lets cut to the crux.
After his latest episode I asked that he be dismissed (creating a vacancy for someone who want a job) management agreed and checked with HR.
HR came back with “You can not fire him the warnings have achieved their purpose he is less absent”

I went sick with stress for 3 days and went to see my councillor (who is also a senior partner in an employment legal firm). I received assurances that his dismissal would hold ground in an employment tribunal and that my only route was to lodge a grievance procedure against management.

I have told them this now its me on shit street!

Nominated by Lord Benny

Sir Christopher Chope

Christopher Chope, Tory MP and massively petty bell end. Chope is the self important sack of monkey shit who today (15th June 2018), put the kibosh on the government’s attempt to bring in a law making it illegal for perverts to take photograph’s under the skirts of women and girls, the so called, “upskirting” law. Why did he object to it? For some warped moral issue perhaps? Because he firmly believes that perverts should be allowed to abuse females in such a way? Because he’s a secret upskirter himself? No. Chope objected…because the issue had not been fully debated in parliament. That’s right. This arrogant tool, sabotaged a law, because he and his fellow MP’s had not been granted the time to discuss it. What…a fucking…prick. I don’t know anyone who has been the victim of this degrading crime. But I do know that if happened to my wife or one of my daughters, I would strangle the pervert who did it to death. With their own intestines.

Consequently, this piece of legislation has, for the time being at least, been kicked into the long grass. From what I’ve read about Christopher Chump, this is not the first he’s sabotaged legislation going through, for exactly the same reason. In fact, he’s objected to legislation passing DOZENS of times, because it hadn’t been debated in full. And apparently, the reason he shouted “OBJECT”, is because with the change in the law being proposed from the backbenches rather than the government, under parliamentary rules, it can only be debated on a Friday, and so has to takes its place in the queue. This draft legislation was eighth in the queue, meaning it wasn’t going to be debated in full. MP’s could have waved it through its second reading without debate, which was what was expected, but because it hadn’t been debated, an MP can, if they choose, shout ‘object’ to stop it. Which is what chump decided to do.

As I’ve already said, Chump has form for this kind of kind of thing. In the past, he’s blocked laws on the Hillsborough disaster, a pardon for Alan Turing and wild animals in circuses. He’s also blocked legislation on national standards for taxi drivers, revenge evictions, same-sex marriage, protecting police dogs, free hospital parking for carers and careers advice for sixth formers. Conversely, Chump is well known for submitting dozens of his own backbench legislations, not because he feels strongly about them, but as a tactic to waste time and block other proposals. He comes across as someone who is petty, small minded, arrogant and possessed of a grossly overblown sense of their own importance. The fact he’s been a backbencher since 1983, shows that his opinion of himself is entirely unjustified.

Ironically, his Knighthood was for ‘political and public service’. I can’t help but think that whoever nominated him was taking the piss. Having read about ‘Sir’ Christopher, I can’t help but feel that he’s only an MP for the salary, and because it makes him feel important. And I’m willing to bet that feeling important was his primary reason. Thank fuck he’s never been promoted to a cabinet office, that would have made him a million times more insufferable. At a time when trust and confidence in politicians is at an all time low, with most people considering MP’s to be dishonest, dishonourable, self-serving and generally despicable, Chump has, today, not only proven that assumption to be correct, but also that he is the LOWEST of the low. He’s been an MP for THIRTY FIVE years. And this disgraceful act is what he’ll be remembered for. What a cunt!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Sir Christopher Chope who objected to the upskirting bill in parliament today which blocked the bill’s progress.
I cannot think why this knight of the realm objected to this bill due though I am sure most on here could guess.

One looks at his face tells you all you need to know

Nominated by Iamknot

Labour Live

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … “Jez-fest” ha ha ha ha ha ha “Labour live” .. ha ha ha ha ha ha… “John mc-fuckin-donald” ha ha “Owen Jo-ha ha ha-Jones” ha ha ha ha….
I think I’m gonna die….
I really hope I see footage of this shit.

How they gonna get the abbopotomous on stage?…

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………

…Labour fucking live?
How about labour fuckin dead …. I’d buy a ticket for that!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…… what sad cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Sympathy votes

There’s a phrase going round at the moment, its “soft bigotry of low expectations”. It means identifying someone as a part of a disadvantaged group, and compensating for that disadvantage by treating them differently.

Its like what we used to call the “sympathy vote” and it’s looked down upon for good reason. It doesn’t help.

Now I have just seen a clip of the Britains Got Talent winner crowned tonight, Lost Voice Guy. To call it cringeworthy would be the understatement of the year. It’s a disabled guy with no voice using a computer to tell jokes, shit jokes that aren’t very funny. But you wouldn’t know it looking at the reactions of Ant, Dec, Simon Coward and the other presenters. I almost couldn’t believe my eyes as material not good enough for most local comedy clubs was fawned and guffawed over as if it were one of the funniest things that had been uttered this decade. You could literally tell that they were putting it on. I tell you, if there is a god he is sick in the fucking head!

So this guy won, simply because he is disabled. Personally, I think disabled people should be given the same moral latitude as the able bodied for the most part, and I have done so with those that I have known in my life. If they are nasty or attention seeking, I don’t like them. If they are funny or interesting, I do. This guy seems like a lot of comedians, probably lonely with the need for attention, with a bit of a spark. But he wasn’t very funny, definitely below average. But he is disabled, so barely amusing suddenly becomes bowel-tearingly hilarious.

How does the sympathy vote help him? How does it help other disadvangaged groups? It doesn’t, it helps those giving the sympathy, who ideas of doing something good and emotional self-indulgence are obviously confused.

What I saw tonight was painful to watch. To see grown up adult famous people actively and obviously pretend to laugh at something because they thought they ought to is nausiating. But he won. This happened several times and people voted with phones and stuff. This is how far this sympathetic indulgence has gone, to the point of painfully obvious public self-deception, of millions of people.

Where the fuck will it end?

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags