Kurt Zouma


My Fellow Cunters.

For Your Cuntsideration: Kurt Zouma, pussy abuser!

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight.
Not if Kurt Zouma has anything to do with it, though?

Who he? You ask.
This piece of shit:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/17577415/footballer-kurt-zouma-ambassador-for-charity-lions/

(Apologies for linking to the “Scum”- other links were behind paywalls)

Yes indeed, another overpaid footballerist, with the IQ of a banana, thought it was a good idea to drop kick his cat across his “no doubt vast kitchen floor” (©Lord R. Fiddler), whilst a family member whooped and filmed the event. Later, he is seen chasing the terrified kitty and playfully lobbing footwear at it.

To carry out this abuse is bad enough-to think it wise to upload and distribute the footage-well, it speaks volumes…

Dont fuck with cats, Kurt. That’s the “11th” commandment?

*I am sure that the abusers ethnic background had absolutely nothing to do with this episode. Ohhh no. Nothing whatsoever?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Prosecution Petition link provided by Little Lord Fontlacunt:

https://chng.it/BsmwNSyy

Several seconds starting with Miserable northern cunt:

Id like to second that nom if thats ok with CG?

I saw this savage tormenting a frightened cat with the other persons in his family and laughing.

So I asked the Met why they weren’t prosecuting him?

I asked if it was because he was wealthy and black?

I told them they were useless.
And they replied!

“Thanks for your email.
The RSPCA do have the Power to prosecute for acts of animal cruelty.
So not necessarily in our remit.
Cheers”.

Fuckin cheers?
Im a taxpayer you cunt.

Why god invented sickle cell.

Supplemented by Cuntybollocks with this:

MNC – I think the RSPCA might just prosecute now. They’re being flooded with complaints and now they’re saying they can’t comment on individual cases but are aware of this incident and do prosecute bad cases of animal cruelty etc.

They could get good publicity/donations if they charge the fucking cunt.

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2022/02/08/rspca-flooded-with-complaints-after-west-hams-kurt-zouma-filmed-kicking-his-cat/

Sick of it chimed in with this:

The cunt should be referred to the police, that video shows he committed a criminal offence

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/offences-involving-domestic-and-captive-animals

Herman Jelmet doubled down with this keen observation:

Kurt fucking Zouma

This cunt can’t be cunted enough.

I presume this low IQ despicable piece of shit will be fired by his club and his reputation forever tarnished for this act of cruelty?

Let’s be fair here, if it’s good enough for a certain Sarah Moulds, then it’s good enough for this thick cunt Zouma.

It’ll be very interesting to see how this one plays out.

And finally, Cuntybollocks weighed in with this:

I will also cunt this cunt if that’s ok. The excellent original nom pretty much covers my sentiments too, but what gets me is these fucking footballers (mostly of a certain hue, which is obviously a pure coincidence) have the gall to preach to us about morals.

Some of these ‘incidents’ are still under legal process, so I will refrain from using names, but in recent times we’ve had a few rapey ones, a drug test avoidy one, a n o ncy few and a woman beater few too.

They can all get fucked preaching their rights and wrongs for the little people, the fucking pricks.

Drunk “devastated” Slags

Daily Mail Link

What a stupid,common Slag. Most people would be ashamed of such a tale….not this fucking Sow. She seems to think that it’s all a big joke and revels in the “facebook-likes” attention. she’s fucking lucky that I wasn’t the driver..I’d have put her fucking windows through,climbed in and shit in the foul tramp’s snoring mouth.

I just bet she’s unemployed,a single Mother to a Sooty child registered as having special needs,has a smack-rat boyfriend and goes to McDonalds in her soiled pyjamas and slippers for their meals.

Fucking cheap Scum.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Mercure Hotels – 4* Accommodation for Refugees

Last weekend somewhat tired and emotional I decided that a night in a hotel was preferable rather than getting the ferry home.

My favourite hotel is now an immigration hostel fucking cunts

It’s a listed 500 year old building, I suspect Mercure couldn’t resist the government contract

Cunts

BBC News Link

Naturally the BBC didn’t do a follow up cunts

UKnip News Link

Nominated by: Navy Cunt

 

Baroness Warsi (3) and Islamophobia

I can’t cunt this cunt enough. She’s always believed there is Islamophobia in the Tory party. And now that NusRAT Ghani has decided to have a #metoo moment, she’s at it again, the fat, dark key slag.

Guardian News Link

Now let’s just get this straight. The Tory party made her its chairperson. The Tory party elevated her immense self to the HoL. The Tory party is Islamophobic.

Fuck off, you fat, useless cunt. Nicklas Bendtner is more useful than you. Cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Katie Price Hate (13)

Katie Price Hate is a cunt.

Ok, she’s a trollop and it shows how money can cause issues if you give it to someone with addiction issues and not many brain cells but why do people keep having to hate the woman?

I’m always reading when a murderer or rapist gets locked up that if “they’d been Katie Price” they would’ve gotten away with it. Or if a violent criminal gets some bird for killing people in an old Audi that Katie would’ve been given community service.

Well I have news for these people, if she committed homicide or wiped out a family of immos in an old BMW she would go to prison. Yes she seems to get away with lots but just read the stories of folk who actually kill people in cars and then walk free…not even on a technicality but because their driving was careless and not dangerous,.

I’d be more interested in how a bankrupt can afford drugs, alcohol, cosmetic alterations, holidays to Vegas etc etc etc

Enough said, kiss my balls

Nominated by Spanky McSpank