Stella Creasy … for this shit (it’s behind a paywall but the headline does the job):

Telegraph News Link

Tory response in pinknews of all outlets:

Pink News Link

And then there’s this from ISaC’s favourite, Ms Dodds (again, behind a paywall, but the headline tells it):

Telegraph News Link 2

In the meantime, my MP, Claudia ‘Race Card’ Webbe has lost her appeal against a conviction of harassment.

I have voted Labour most of my life (voted for Doris twice as London mare (sic)).

Where do I go now? I’m a social conservative. I’m not voting Labour, obvs, but I can’t vote for Doris The Fat.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Can you spot the difference between this:

BBC News Link

A sad story of a lad being bullied.

And this:

BBC Wales News Link

Where it has been seized upon and twisted to fit an agenda.

I don’t know why this lad was bullied. Kids are cunts but there was no mention of racism in the initial reports. It seems that any transgression against someone of colour is now blown up into Racist Britain, or Wales in this case.

On the same day a pair were jailed for torturing and killing their 3 year old. I don’t expect there to be any outcry about their ethnicity.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And on a similar theme, here’s another from the Cunstable 

Spot the Difference.

”Cineworld cancels The Lady of Heaven film screenings after protests”

Bolton Council of Mosques chairman Asif Patel said the film was “underpinned with a sectarian ideology” and “misrepresents orthodox historical narratives and disrespects the most esteemed individuals of Islamic history”.

I like the description of a fairy tale as ‘history’.

BBC News Link

And:

”Here’s why Roy Chubby Brown is banned from Sheffield City Hall”

”Sheffield City Trust and a number of councillors received emails from the Sheffield Race Equality Commission which said it was disappointed the show was being held at the City Hall.”

It implored SCT to make a stand and asked the council to support it”.

What their ‘disappointment’ was isn’t clear although to be fair, nobody was threatened with beheading.

The Star News Link

As far as I’m concerned there is no difference. It’s either medieval cultists doing what they do or woke limp wristed cunts doing what they do. Both are deciding what the rest of us can see.

If the film was anti-Christian it wouldn’t be pulled. If the comic (comic??) was Nish fucking Kumar there would be no problem.

Question mark and exclamation mark abusers.

I’ve just had a message from a student on Teams which was this, ‘????????’

Fuck off. I’ve been doing my best to help this not-very-intelligent student but …

It’s bad enough when someone uses more than one ? or !. It shows they’re a bit on the cuntish side.

I worked in the City of London for 20 years and the increasing use of multiple question marks or exclamation marks always got my goat. What is it about grammar you don’t understand?

Now that I’m a teacher, I see it even more from my colleagues. For fuck’s fucking sake (there was a need for me to spell that out), what the fuck is going on!

!!!!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Hello fellow cunters,

I am sure there are other people other than just me that are curious about psychology – what makes people tick and their behaviour and all that. Well, I used to find that kind of thing very interesting… that is, until I started volunteer work in a holiday park/campsite in the holiday sector in Cornwall. Now, I have seen it all:

1) People not paying for electricity and then trying to use it on the quiet in the hope that you don’t notice. Some twat thought it was acceptable to charge his electric car on a 16A electrical connection meant solely for tents/caravans.

2) Vandalising: we have had toilet doors kicked-in, showers broken, windows smashed – you name it, it has happened. Some dickhead thought it was funny to unscrew (yes, they had to use their own screwdriver) one of the coat pegs in the shower rooms and then dump it in a nearby bin. Asshat.

3) Thievery: the occasional towel being nicked sounds normal for some places, but then you have to add remote controls, cutlery (not just one knife, but the whole fucking set), kitchen appliances, TV’s…

4) Attitude problem: People talk to you sometimes like you are a piece of crap that are just there purely to service them. They have zero thought and respect for you whatsoever.

5) Kids: they annoy the fuck out of you sometimes. They are rude, leave their litter everywhere, spill drinks/food over the floor and just leave it there, throw things around, break things, nick things.

There are terms and conditions specifying that parents supervise their kids in certain areas, however they NEVER do. The kids run wild and the lazy feckless parents are too busy sat on their arses in deckchairs talking, getting drunk and watching Netflix or YouTube. The staff all have 101 other things to do and babysitting their bastard offspring is not supposed to be one of them.

Not everyone is bad of course, sometimes you meet some genuinely nice and friendly people who make your day and put a smile on your face. Sadly they are few and far between these days.

You also get stupid/funny stuff happen that make you laugh too of course – I shall share one incident with you all: one family, who had never been camping before, came to stay for a week in a tent pitch.

They arrived in the evening and spent hours putting their tent up. The following morning when we were going around the site doing a spot-check we noticed that their tent was gone – at first we thought they had left early for some reason, but no, they came back that evening and starting putting their tent back up again.

We asked them why they took their tent with them, as it would be a proper ballache to keep putting it up and down each day? Their reply: “Oh, you mean we can leave it up? We thought we had to take it down each morning and take it with us when we went out somewhere”. We all had a good chuckle about that one.

But basically the long and short is: manners, respect and having a nice attitude seems to have gone out of the window these days. The kids are terrible but sometimes the parents can be worse. Either way, they are all cunts.

Nominated by: The Wizard’s Sleeve

‘Travellers,’ and the current price of scrap metal.

Who else? But the usual low life scum, ‘doing the rounds.’ – allegedly!

They are however even more likely to plunder just about anything right now. Not just the stuff people have kindly left out for them. If it’s not screwed down, or chained and padlocked up to a heavy duty ground anchor, with the holding down bolts rounded off, it will disappear.

These ‘Tinker Tours’ will be more frequent right now, as the market for any such ‘metal scrap’ is at an all time high.

Working on my car, recently, doing a fine afternoon. I had removed the battery to give it an overnight charge and; a wheel that was suffering a slow puncture. While attending to the kettle, for a short caffeine break, some thieving cunt (or maybe two) had sneaked into my garden, and then made off with the removed items, in broad daylight.

Such a violation! and no one from the local Neighbourhood Watch had seen anything. A wheel though, with the tyre still fitted, wtf? They will grab literally anything, with metal in it. Barbeques, bicycles, garden furniture, manhole covers, mowers, trailers, nothing is sacred. & paying a lucrative return, for their ill gotten gains!

So my advice is, hide it away from view. Screw it down, or wire it up to the mains, because if you don’t, it will suddenly develop legs, and; you will never see it again!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe