Just after getting into power by not being Scotty from marketing, Albo through the newly minted assistant minister for the pointless waste of my taxes (republic) Matt Thistlewaite, former shadow assistant minister of manufactured issues (republic) has announced the hoary old chestnut of Oz telling Madge to sling her hook during their second term, tactlessly on the jubilee celebrations.

They’re obviously expecting to fuck up during their first term and need a fake cause to detract from it just like constitutional recognition for natives and another tier of government for them, a tribunate for 3% of the population.

Apparently because Oz has so many foreign folk it’s time for one of their former politician cronies to become president, just like some of the morons we’ve had as Governor general.

Many of these people left their home that wasn’t or is no longer part of the Empire because it is a shithole and appreciate the stable life here like other countries with a northern European monarch before wokeism.

Now this gaggle of Blairite, Fenian, blackshirt and communist nostalgists want to turn the country into an alphabet socialist dumping ground for the worlds shite.

Thistletwat even had the gall to tell Governor general Dave Hurley his tenure was secure for now whilst being sworn in as minister. The retired general should’ve thwarted the Golum looking cunt.

I voted “no” last time and shall vote “no” again just for the waste of my taxes this wankfest will cost and being forced to waste a Saturday. The way it’s going we’ll be a republic anyway under glorious leader President Xi Jinping.

Your’e a cunt Albo, for bringing up this shit on the Jubilee, especially before even pretending to do your job, and for making me actually miss that Pommy cunt Tony Abbott.

Too bad your Nonno didn’t catch a bullet from my Grandad in Benghazi, cunt.

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Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Marvin Rees , outgoing Mayor of Bristol and perennial thorn in the side of all the well-adjusted folk living here in Bristol, deserves a further cunting, despite only having one a few weeks ago.

It has come to light that after taking credit ( if you can) for declaring Bristol as the first UK city to recognise climate emergency, and pledging to cut carbon emissions in Bristol to nil by 2030, the silly cunt went on a 9000 mile jolly last month to Toronto to give a speech which apparently lasted 14 minutes.

This 14 minute speech consisted of bragging what a great place Bristol is, and about all the measures taken by city mayors in the UK in the climate change fight. They apparently have been ‘leading beyond authority’. I don’t know if that is supposed to sound like a good thing, but to me it sounds like getting above yourself and pissing about with other people’s money.

As regards great initiatives in Bristol, presumably he is not aware of ( for instance) the Bristol City Council devised mind-boggling ritual of sorting the rubbish for bin day into all the different coloured receptacles and putting them in the right place on the right day.

This includes a large blue nylon type bag for the cardboard, which could easily end up in the next county on a windy day. Who knows what people will think in a few hundred years time when they come across all these plastic boxes with BCC logos on them. I can only remember us having one dustbin when I was a kid.

I wish these people would just be up-front about it and say ” I need my car/plane but I would prefer it if you did not use yours or go anywhere, you insignificant cunt”.

Wasn’t there a Duke who commented back in the early days of the railways that they ” would just encourage the lower orders to move about”? It’s exactly the same thing.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

Extra supporting link from Morello Felch

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Based on a 1957 book, and made into a very good film in the early 60’s with the great, suave George Sanders in the leading role, it’s now being remade, updated for a modern audience. How original eh?

In this version, the lead character is a woman, who’d have thought it? Her daughter has mental health and substance abuse issues, half of the weird children are effnick. Just what you’d see in a quaint English village, I think there’s still a few of those left.
Keeley Hawes, who plays the new lead, says ‘it’s apt that the part is written for a woman, as it’s a story about women and their bodies, but it’s telling that in 1957 the person at the centre of this female story was a man’

Not really darling, as in the original story, the man’s wife got mysteriously pregnant, so maybe he had a right to be the lead character and to wipe out those creepy little kids at the end. In this version, they’ll probably get therapy and diversity training.

Sky TV

Nominated by: mystic maven

Imagine, if you will, that Britain never conquered most of the world some 2-300 years ago. Imagine if Africa, India, Australia, Canada, the Caribbean and most other countries currently (and formerly) under the banner of the British Commonwealth, had not been invaded for good intentions (trade) or bad (slavery)

Focus in particular on the Caribbean and parts of Africa (South Africa, Uganda, Kenya, Nigeria and Ghana etc.). Had the UK not invaded these countries, would the UK itself not have been quite so racist as it appears to be today by the woke and the usual race baiters?

The likes of David Lammy, Abbott, Butler, Lenny Henry, Gina Miller et al, may not have been around had their parents and grandparents stayed in their indigenous countries.

In such a scenario it would be extremely unlikely none of them would be in the positions as they are today, thanks chiefly to the enterprising and forward thinking UK, despite all its faults.

The problem is, you ask this question to any libtard or baiter and they will just ignore you, resorting to their default reply to any difficult question that has any resonance of a truthful answer. “You’re a racist!”

Had the UK not resorted to empire building, where would they be now?

Nominated by: Technocunt

Welby and Andrew

Isn’t it strange how the meeja is trying to ease pee do Andrew back into the public eye…

First some mention of how he “would be pleased” that Port Stanley has been made into a city.

And now Arch enemy Welby stating that we should “forgive”.

I applaud forgiveness but he never stood trial and the matter was dealt with out of court. Presumption is guilty most would assume. Why fear going to court if one is not guilty?

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Cunts the pair of them.

Nominated by: MiddleEngland