Cyclists are cunts, this is what happens when you give these fuckers to much leeway, like with the fruits, you tolerate it, eventually accept it, then they have a law change and the cunts take that as an opportunity to take a monumental backward step and start acting like total cunts all the time.

So now its not good enough that cyclists can ride all over the road without a care in the world about the danger they are putting themselves in, now they are trying to ram their choices down our [ as motorists] throats, they are now moaning about things like bin lorries parked in cycle lanes, imagine if the bins didn’t get collected because of these whinging fucks.

They say less cars should be on the road to create more space for these cunts to cycle on.

I for one are now more determined than ever to keep my aging 5 litre v8 Merc going for as long as is humanly possible, the more these cunts make cunts of themselves the more driving im going to do………fuck em

News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

A cunting for the Guardian and yet more fucking racism.

Apparently there is a report by an unnamed Historian that shows government legislation was designed to reduce the number of black people in the UK.

Yes and they have linked it to Windrush (sick of hearing about fucking Windrush), this was all blown out of proportion because when the home office had a push to deport illegals many of the Windrush generation were classified as illegal because they didn’t have the required proof that they were legal.

The home office drive wasn’t aimed at Windrush, it was any cunt who was illegal, but you can be sure that all the Blicks will always be the victims.

The government have refused to make the report public and the usual suspects (Abbott) are shouting racist, well nothing new there.

The bullshit never ends.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Our next King really is an out-of-touch moron. I expect if you are surrounded by security guards,you probably can afford to be a bleeding-heart Gobshite….you and your parasitical family won’t ever get to experience the joys of multiculturalism which so many of these illegal immigrants bring with them…perhaps he can invite a few hundred of them to move into his Palaces with him.

Really, the thought of this silly, dim man having any influence on Govt. policy now or in the future is ridiculous….what on Earth can he know about “normal” life?…and what the fuck gives some unremarkable arsehole like him the right to try and influence an ELECTED Govt?….Off with his head…and make sure to get the rest of the rat’s nest too.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(Gawd blimey, Dick! A man of your status not a royalist! Heavens to Bettsy – Admin)

And another, this time from Geordie Twatt

PRINCE CHARLES

France24 News Link

He just doesn’t get it, does he? The deal is, you thick cunt, in return for the obscene wealth and privilege you keep your opinions to yourself. Like Mummy does. It’s that simple. Stick to opening Parliament and launching ships and leave it at that.

But no, he’s too full of his own self importance. ‘Private conversations’ my arse, this him meddling in politics yet again. I’ll tell you what, Jugears, you fuck off to Rwanda with your gruesome bird and we’ll put the Channel invaders up in Highgrove House. Then when Mummy croaks we can house the rest of them in Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle, Sandringham and Balmoral. They must have hundreds if not thousands of empty rooms between them. Sorted.

Sorry mate, you’re just an ornament, a constitutional bauble. Suck it up and shut the fuck up, you tree-hugging wanker.

And here’s one from Cuntybollocks

Prince Charles

Camilla’s tampon has been flapping his gums again, this time over the ‘appalling’ scheme to send dinghy chancers to Rwanda.

If he’s so concerned, as the UK’s biggest landowner with countless properties on his portfolio, surely there is a simple solution to this ‘appalling’ state of affairs?

That’s right. Old big ears can house them all himself!

Oh, what’s that? Not on my land or in my properties. It’s for the ‘little people’ to pay for and then put up with the scrounging, moaning, chippy, entitled, backwards, rapey criminal cunts, isn’t it?

Sit on your throne, wave at the ‘plebs’ once a month or so and try not to have too many expensive marriages at our expense for no reason, eh old chap?

And keep your hypocritical trap shut on matters you know nothing about.

One needs to get to fuck. And get a fucking proper job, you scrounging cunt.

BBC News Link

Where have all the Streakers gone? Why doesn’t anybody do it any more!!

It used to happen all the time years ago, one of the most popular streakers targets was the Wimbledon tennis tournament, its famous for it both women and blokes doing it, showing off their magnificent wares to the unsuspecting public, bringing colour and joy to a usually uptight and stuffy crowd.

Is it the case now that people just haven’t got the the balls to do it anymore, or is it because we have all evolved since the the 1970’s and 1980’s and have just learnt that over the years that this sort of self-indulgent and exhibitionist behaviour is just totally unacceptable.

Wouldn’t it be so funny if you saw a streaker making a come back for the Queens Platinum Jubilee. All streakers love a special occasion after all, streaking a long-side her Majesty’s carriage down the Mall in the Buff with waving the Union Jack flag in each hand and jubilantly shouting ” Whahey, Whahey!! etc.

Id like to do it myself but these days I think the police and secret services would conflate Streaking with an act of terrorism.

I would like to streak the Queens Platinum Jubilee but I think Id be shot or incarcerated at her Majesty’s pleasure for a very long time. I don’t think she would be amused.

Nominated by: Baldieboyz

(Does MNC’s flashing at short-sighted OAPs in the local park still count? – Day Admin)

Years ago I watched some lame paranormal investigator show on Ch4 called “Most Haunted“. Basically you had a bunch of people scoping out spooky old buildings and saying “Hello? Anyone there?”

The team were supported by a experienced historian, a paranormal sceptic and a spiritualist/medium, the most famous of whom was Derek Acorah, who was later found out to be a fake by the very same show that made him a star.

Anyway, the show wasn’t too bad to begin with and was pretty interesting at times. But as the years progressed and ratings started to slip the producers (also the show’s hosts) became ever more desperate to “make things happen”. To the point where the TV watchdog demanded they reclassify the show from serious documentary to pure entertainment.

20 years on and I think the show is still limping along via YouTube

MH Wiki Link

Looking for alternatives and there’s plenty to find via YouTube, probably the best known being “Ghost Hunters” along with “Twin Paranormal“, “Sam and Colby“, “Steve Ballard” and “Urbex Hill“. Most of these amateur shows are fronted by noisy cunts in their late teens, early 20s and seem more interested in looking cool for their fans, while plugging the “merch” every 5 minutes rather than taking any serious approach to investigating old houses and hotels.

Twin Paranormal Link

That said, the cunts that do take an interest, don’t actually investigate the supposedly haunted house very far. Instead they choose an “active” room within the home and get all their ghost-hunting toys out, like a “rem pod”, SLS device and spirit box. They then just stand around calling out “Is there anyone there? If you can hear me switch off that light!” Sometimes the light goes out and they go wild.

They say a few more things and their toys light up and again they freak out, running around not such much scared but happy in the knowledge that their cute little toys work and will keep their fans amused/attentive for  a further10 more seconds!

Whether you believe in ghosts/paranormal is of course your decision. But the channels on YouTube for the most part don’t take it very seriously, which is a shame because some of the places they investigate do have a rather troubled history. And with a bit more effort and rational thinking these kids could make a very good channel for themselves without relying on gimmicks and plugging the “merch” while shouting “hey, dude!” and “OMG!” every 20 seconds.

“Is there anyone there?”

“No, fuck off!”

Nominated by: Technocunt