You want cunts? I’ve got ’em…. And, I do mean intercontinetal thermonuclear surface to air cunts.
Taylor Swift and some American football cunt got married.
But – wait for this shit – they got wed at Madison Square Garden, at a cost of 26 million pounds. Twenty Six Fucking Million!
It was officiated by horrible Yank celebircunt Adam Sandler (err fucking why?). And, every celebrity cunt who is in the Spotters Guide To Celebrity Cunts Handbook was there. I have heard of showing off, acting Billy Big Bollocks and rubbing it in peoples’ faces, but these two twats make Richard Burton and Liz Taylor look like Alf and Elsie Garnett. It stinks to high heaven of ‘we’re better than you’ and surprised the people of New York didn’t sabotage this flash bastard shit show. Even a royal wedding isn’t that expensive and up its own arse. If anyryhing shows huge self importance and pissing in ordinary folks’ faces, then this is it.
The French invented the guillotine for cunts like these two…
Nominated by Norman.
I know the name,
Taylor Swift.
i know shes a yank singer.
and massively famous.
But i dont know what she sounds like.
dont know any of her songs
never seen her interviewed,
and if i hear her name cant visualise her face.
shes like a weird grey patch in my mind.
i forget she exists.
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Never heard of any these cunts, other than the swift bird of which in name only and believe she brought bad look on young girls who were murdered by a lunatic, who is locked up at our expense.
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luck. sammy
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Thank, Mis.
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Does it mention what they had at the buffet?
assume burgers, with it being america.
probably no sausage rolls?
cheese an pineapple on a stick?
26 million an no sausage rolls.
christ.
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Two ands, Mis.
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yes Sammy, when it comes to sausage rolls, I use two hands and all my pockets.
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I don’t give a monkeys cuss about them, Mis. Other than you adding the tart is a hamshank.
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Should of sealed the doors up, and filled it with water.
A modern day Poseidon Adventure. But with no Gene hackman to lead them to safety.
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I hope who ever he is bums her into the middle of next week and it somehow ends her career.
Or maybe gives her a shiner if she doesn’t get his dinner on the table at 6pm precisely.
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I’ve never heard of this Squelchy bloke but I think you could be right Thomas. He looks like he could turn very nasty.
I don’t know Mr Sandals either. He looks like a pooftah.
Good morning.
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Sour grapes from Norman, methinks. Obviously he didn’t an invite.
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What’s the average shelf life for a celebrity marriage?
3 years? Maybe 5 years.
At least us plebs usually stick it out a bit longer. But the clearest sign a marriage is on the rocks is when a couple renew their vows after 20 or more years. I know of several who have then split up within a year.
Bollocks to weddings, I hate ’em.
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i wish me an missus miserable had done this when we got married.
hired that pyramid in Stockport and had a celebrity guest list.
Darren Day
jade Goody
Bobby Davro
Duggie Brown
Gary Wilmott
The Krankies
jewellery by Ratners
dressed by Matalan
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You’ve missed the d off again, you unce.
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Off Mataland, Sammy?
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And all presided over by Bishop Peter Ball.
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£26 million? Fuck me, What a waste of money. Just wait until the marriage goes tits up. I bet he will think why did I bother. Cunts.
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Weddings are boring as fuck aren’t they?
ill do anything to avoid going to one.
Missus Miserable likes them
but I loathe them.
i prefer funerals.
more fun and better food.
” he never liked you, you know’
‘ did you ever pay him that money?”
” you know he was your real dad right?”
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Get well soon, Mis.
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Me and Mrs ender have been together since 1984 … we’ve spent more than that on her shoes 👠 and bags 👜 😩…
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it’s like a crossword puzzle Sammy.
whoever fills in the letters and posts it to admin
is entered into Friday’s prize draw
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Would you like the Times crossword, or a child’s building blocks.
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That’s a lot to shell out just to shag a stick insect. I’m wondering whether he did it to win a bet with Baldy Billy Windsor.
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I’d say a praying mantis. That way you get eaten too.
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That american football,
they get injured a lot.
Dunno how?
crash helmet on
padded body armour,
shin pads etc
should be bombproof!!
soft fuckers.
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