You want cunts? I’ve got ’em…. And, I do mean intercontinetal thermonuclear surface to air cunts.
Taylor Swift and some American football cunt got married.
But – wait for this shit – they got wed at Madison Square Garden, at a cost of 26 million pounds. Twenty Six Fucking Million!
It was officiated by horrible Yank celebircunt Adam Sandler (err fucking why?). And, every celebrity cunt who is in the Spotters Guide To Celebrity Cunts Handbook was there. I have heard of showing off, acting Billy Big Bollocks and rubbing it in peoples’ faces, but these two twats make Richard Burton and Liz Taylor look like Alf and Elsie Garnett. It stinks to high heaven of ‘we’re better than you’ and surprised the people of New York didn’t sabotage this flash bastard shit show. Even a royal wedding isn’t that expensive and up its own arse. If anyryhing shows huge self importance and pissing in ordinary folks’ faces, then this is it.
The French invented the guillotine for cunts like these two…
Nominated by Norman.
I know the name,
Taylor Swift.
i know shes a yank singer.
and massively famous.
But i dont know what she sounds like.
dont know any of her songs
never seen her interviewed,
and if i hear her name cant visualise her face.
shes like a weird grey patch in my mind.
i forget she exists.
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She’s your bog standard pop tart with very rich parents who bought her a career in music.
Whoever controls it’s ‘musical output’ had the sense to stick bit of fiddle in her earlier tracks and the Sherman’s lapped it up. The rest as they say, is history.
She has a very good PR machine and they hype her very existence into fucking orbit.
I’d still smash her back doors in and blow my filthy custard down her throat, if she asked me nicely though.
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Oooooh you are awful..!
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I’m with Mis on this one.
Music is defo my thing, but I have taste and standards. I know of this bint but could not name any song by her and wouldn’t recognise any either. Ditto with Ed Sheercunt, that Capaldi lard-arse, you know the list.
Admittedly I’m not really her market since I’m not a pre-teen girl who’s obsessed with celebrity, pop stars and soshall meeja. That said, if she created anything of substance and worth, it would have registered with me. So I can safely assume she’s just the latest vacuous, production driven, pop tart….until the next one.
I’m off to listen to the latest offering from All Them Witches (House of Mirrors) which is rather good.
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Never heard of any these cunts, other than the swift bird of which in name only and believe she brought bad look on young girls who were murdered by a lunatic, who is locked up at our expense.
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luck. sammy
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Thank, Mis.
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I’m no fan, Sammy, but hardly her fault that our politician cunts won’t control immigration & let rabid filth run free on our streets.
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Does it mention what they had at the buffet?
assume burgers, with it being america.
probably no sausage rolls?
cheese an pineapple on a stick?
26 million an no sausage rolls.
christ.
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Two ands, Mis.
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yes Sammy, when it comes to sausage rolls, I use two hands and all my pockets.
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I don’t give a monkeys cuss about them, Mis. Other than you adding the tart is a hamshank.
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Should of sealed the doors up, and filled it with water.
A modern day Poseidon Adventure. But with no Gene hackman to lead them to safety.
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I hope who ever he is bums her into the middle of next week and it somehow ends her career.
Or maybe gives her a shiner if she doesn’t get his dinner on the table at 6pm precisely.
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I’ve never heard of this Squelchy bloke but I think you could be right Thomas. He looks like he could turn very nasty.
I don’t know Mr Sandals either. He looks like a pooftah.
Good morning.
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come on Thomas,there’ll be no bum now they’re married,or below jobs,you know that.
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Sour grapes from Norman, methinks. Obviously he didn’t an invite.
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What’s the average shelf life for a celebrity marriage?
3 years? Maybe 5 years.
At least us plebs usually stick it out a bit longer. But the clearest sign a marriage is on the rocks is when a couple renew their vows after 20 or more years. I know of several who have then split up within a year.
Bollocks to weddings, I hate ’em.
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Ditto GT. The only weddings I’ve ever gone to were those of my sisters 50+ years ago and that was only because I was a small boy and was forced to attend. Have refused every invite to one since. Weddings are indeed dreadful events on a par with Christenings I would think (not that I’ve ever been to a Christening either).
Funerals on the other hand…… I’ll turn up at funerals invite or not, they’re a hoot.
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That IS weird, GT. I only personally heard of someone I met ‘being surprised by her husband’ of twenty plus years with a wedding vow renewal in the Caribbean … only for him to surprise her with divorce papers within a year of same.
Apparently my follow up question … ‘did they have to get divorced twice?’ … is the reason I haven’t heard from the woman in question since.
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They should renew their divorce vows.
In the Caribbean.
He could vow to his ex that his new bird is a much better fuck than she was and turn the party into a fight.
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i wish me an missus miserable had done this when we got married.
hired that pyramid in Stockport and had a celebrity guest list.
Darren Day
jade Goody
Bobby Davro
Duggie Brown
Gary Wilmott
The Krankies
jewellery by Ratners
dressed by Matalan
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You’ve missed the d off again, you unce.
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Off Mataland, Sammy?
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And all presided over by Bishop Peter Ball.
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Surely Roy Chubby Brown doing the ceremony:
‘You may kiss the fuckin bride …on her twat’
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Nah, Mickey. At a male/female wedding you’d want it to be conducted by the Ugandan Pastor Martin Ssempa. You need a “don’t eat da poo poo” sermon as a reminder of what your conjugal duties should involve.
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oh go on then….
https://youtu.be/QUHkQ9vP_lA?is=znrBhO8jlxVUS873
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He missed the ‘d’ FROM off again, SS. 😉
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There’s no ‘d’ in off 😄 .. serves me right!
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£26 million? Fuck me, What a waste of money. Just wait until the marriage goes tits up. I bet he will think why did I bother. Cunts.
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Weddings are boring as fuck aren’t they?
ill do anything to avoid going to one.
Missus Miserable likes them
but I loathe them.
i prefer funerals.
more fun and better food.
” he never liked you, you know’
‘ did you ever pay him that money?”
” you know he was your real dad right?”
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Get well soon, Mis.
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Me and Mrs ender have been together since 1984 … we’ve spent more than that on her shoes 👠 and bags 👜 😩…
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Aah, newlyweds, how sweet.
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it’s like a crossword puzzle Sammy.
whoever fills in the letters and posts it to admin
is entered into Friday’s prize draw
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Would you like the Times crossword, or a child’s building blocks.
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That’s a lot to shell out just to shag a stick insect. I’m wondering whether he did it to win a bet with Baldy Billy Windsor.
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I’d say a praying mantis. That way you get eaten too.
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That american football,
they get injured a lot.
Dunno how?
crash helmet on
padded body armour,
shin pads etc
should be bombproof!!
soft fuckers.
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stetchered off for hay-fever.
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A season-ending fractured eyelash is not uncommon.
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Idiots getting married and wasting all that money should be put in straight jackets. That should teach them not to fuck about, literally.
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Straitjackets even.
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Taylor Swift has so much money the 26 million was small change, no idea how much the big ape earned as a ‘football player’ but nothing even close to Swift
She did take time to meet the families and survivors of the Southport stabbings and it wasn’t a big publicity thing, essentially a private meeting.
If she wants to spend her money on the some shit fest good luck to her, I hope she got a prenup just in case.
When you have so much money, what do you spend it on, big yacht, big houses, nice cars, private island, a private plane, big wedding…..
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What to spend it on Soi?
Well I hear the Red Arrows’ Hawks are going redundant soon.
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If she lived in the UK,Sick,she’d be paying so much tax she’d had to have got married down the local council offices.
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Luckily she didn’t marry a rugby player who’d have converted her into the middle of next week. That’s me finished on nonentities for the day.
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I don’t know what was worse.
The sight of a fame obsessed septic whoring herself out to the publicity machine, or Graham Norton doing likewise.
Him and Radio 1 ‘DJ’ Greg James.
Wanking themselves furiously, thinking they were in with the in crowd, when the reality of their invitation was so they could come back to UK Land and tell the little people how enormously rich, successful and wonderful she is.
And when the marriage goes tits up, which it invariably will, and she starts pleading for privacy, I hope the paparazzi hound her to insanity.
Hello Wembley!!
Fuck off!
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She’s a country and western singer FFS….🤬
Take a look at this video, ‘blues brothers country and western clip’ https://share.google/ody2nbWie3ZIVJw65
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A friend of mine Doc who died in 2020 was into quality music. He once said the radio programme he hated most was called “Country meets Folk.” He openly admitted he had never heard it.
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As much as I’m not a fan, I do hope she doesn’t end up like Madogga.
Have you seen its latest incarnation?
Dubbed the queen of reinvention, she’s still dressing up in corset tops at the age of 67.
Has anyone told her it’s not only dated, but fucking ghastly?
And I notice she always wears big sunglasses nowadays.
Presumably to hide the fact she’s got bags under her eyes akin to Arthur Mullard.
Give it up woman.
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One can only imagine it looks like a hippo’s yawn, the amount of Robertson’s dick she’s had up there, the old witch.
Have a bit of dignity, ffs…you didn’t see Maggie Smith lifting her wizard’s robes and showing the Hogwarts students her bloomers.
Morning FMC/all.
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Mad Donna’s latest incarnation as a ugly old boot dressing like a teenager at a disco?
just relax luv.
have a early night
put you hooves up and watch soaps , treat yourself to a bag of werthers original.
you’d think she’d get bored of all that celebrity shite at her age
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It’s about being relevant Mis. These old twats & skanks can’t can bear being has-beens, so they keep touting their wares regardless of how ridiculous it makes them look.
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Guten Mogen Herr Feldmarschall
Toyah has a bit more class…….
https://youtu.be/CxbX0XOEApU?si=7BKia-noomtyOikF
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Artificially famous, artificial marriage.
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Time was people became famous for doing something significant Major. Fame now seems mostly to be artifice.
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Politically correct artificial fame Arfur.
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The irony of it is that 26 million, be it dollars or pounds sterling, is a drop of piss in the ocean to Taylor Swift.
I don’t disagree with the cunting in terms of the media frenzy & fawning that went on over it, but as far as she’s concerned, I think she’s found something that makes her millions & has exploited it. I can’t knock her for that (plus the fact that she probably takes it up the arse, so gets the upvote from me.)
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Any man plays along with a big wedding is either a cuck, or bent. imo.
Me and the now Missus popped in to Clark County court house in Vegas one Tuesday morning, carrying the right papers. In less than 20 mins we were hitched. Security guard, Magnum-45 in holster, was the witness.
We were skydiving over the desert by noon (me and the Missus, not me/us and the security guard) .. firing machine guns at the gun range in the afternoon.
If more weddings were like THAT, I’d go to ’em. But they so very much are not ; so I’ve refused every invite since the year 2000. The $26M ‘day out’ described in the nom sounds like hell on earth, to me. Social-media-mong heaven, tbough, I suppose.
Vacuous cunts all around.
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Hold my pint Cuntemall……..
Mrs Cunter and I had an Italian wedding.
The bride spends the first part of the evening walking around with a lace bag and the guests put cash gifts in it.
It was the best part of 40 year’s ago, but after all expenses (we paid for all the drinks and the wife’s family donated and cooked all of the food), we came out in profit by around two and a half grand.
That was easily enough to cover the 3 week honeymoon in the Philippines.
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I don’t like ‘other people’ to the degree I preferred to be under compliment to no-one for my nupitals.
We put about 8 grand on the card over a fortnight in the U..S.
Cleared it in about a year.
The ‘only took 20 mins’ part is my favourite fact. My best mate had the 10k ‘full day out’ church nonsense 6 weeks prior to mine. Two years later that was a divorce case.
Thank fuck I didn’t go to it … 😄
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Yep.
I have only been to 2 weddings and they were both my own.
Nobody ever invites me, mainly because I don’t have any friends.
I have never been to a funeral either.
I reckon my first one will be my own too.
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She would know her way around a helmet, I am sure
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Whip yer tits out for the lads Swifty
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Still don’t know who this bint is. All I do know is that she seems to look strange and has a stupid name. ‘Taylor.’ Does she work on Savile Row?
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I don’t believe it.
I reckon that one of the celebrity magazine got hold of her and asked her how much her wedding was going to cost.
Instead of telling them to fuck off she just plucked a figure out of the air.
Even if she had 1.000 guests there, then she would have been spending $25.000 a head.
You just can’t spend that amount of money.
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Apologies for not reading the link, I bet I could feel myself becoming more retarded and losing brain cells by the second.
Apparently they are like American royalty….trust me, you don’t want the real thing. At least the public didn’t pay for these pair of vacuous bellends to get hitched.
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The chap looks like he could smash her pelvis in one thrust, I would have thought the titless, talentless but hugely successful teenagers wet dream would have went for some soy boy.
Still, Shouldnt be long before the next non story about their divorce.
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