Are some category of idiotic cunt.
I recently went to do a shop, with Younger driving, at Sainsbury’s at Crystal Peaks near Sheffield. As I have a Blue Badge ( further tale about that ) we parked in a disabled space close to the main doors and the shop.
Shopping completed, we wheeled the trolley outside and took advantage of the extra space to pack and load the bags into the boot. While Younger waited in the car, I attempted to take the trolley back inside, to leave it in the indoor trolley park and retrieve my token. The fucking wheels locked!
WTF, I’m bringing the bastard thing in, not stealing it! Some elderly geezer ( that’s saying summat, when I’m no spring chicken ) helped me get it over the threshold and called for some worker to release the lock.
When I asked why, his response was ” we don’t allow empty trolleys to be brought in from outside ” Eh? So you’d rather people leave them outside and employ someone to collect them? Good luck with that at Christmas when people are fighting over trolleys, pal.
When I said some kind of notice would have been handy, he said ” there’s a notice on the door “. No there isn’t, you fucking liar, I checked.
Anyway, by the time I got back to Youngers car, I’d been considerably longer than expected. As I got in, Younger drew my attention to a vehicle behind her. Younger said he’d been waiting for her to move for ages, causing other vehicles to manoeuver round him, and having to reverse because he was blocking someone from leaving.
I asked Younger if she fancied going for a McCoffee? Fuck you, cunt!
No link, but Google why do shopping trolley wheels lock, there’s stuff on Reddit that I can’t copy/ paste, sorry Admin.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest link by Unkle Terry.
Way off topic……
We currently have a calima here.
A bastard hot wind blowing in from the Sahara.
The wind is storm force and about 45 degrees.
Everything is getting covered with Saharan sand.
The police shut all the beaches at 5pm until further notice.
It is due to last for a few days.
Sitting outside for a cigarette, it’s like being in front of a fucking huge hair drier.
We can’t even see the sea, only 30 meters away.
Nothing of any use comes out of Africa.
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Artie@
genuine question.
dont you sometimes just wish it’d pass it down?
turn that cold you need to wear a jumper and a log fire?
It’d do my fuckin nut in hot and sunny everyday.
scorchio!!☀️
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Not really Mis.
The weather is only extreme for a few months and the rest of the year is just pleasant.
Also my work is all done outside.
In all the time I have been in business we have only once been rained off a job.
The other good thing is that you can easily plan out your free time.
I know that I can plan to take Mrs Cunter away somewhere and the weather will be as expected.
Besides that, if the weather was changeable, I would have to buy all different types of clothes.
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it’s still pretty hot here.
But this morning the sky was grey and felt like it was trying to rain.
it needs to rain, grass is all dead, trees wilting,
like fuckin Kenya rather than NorthWest England.
I’m taking missus miserable and my dad to a Country show on Sunday so probably piss it down then.
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I read that Mrs Miserable wants to travel.
You do know that we have regions that have the weather that you like.
Probably the food too.
Asturias is the place to escape the heat.
It will be around the mid 20’s there at the moment.
Perhaps 10 to 15 degrees cooler than the costas.
They drink cider there which is poured in a way to give it a head.
Seafood is the freshest you can find, straight off a boat and onto the plate.
Cantabria and The Basque Region are also cool.
Bilbao has three of the top five restaurants in the world.
Navarra if you don’t mind the frequent rain.
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My real regret is that I was not an Australian. I would never have left it, out in the outback with some cooling tinnies, the dunnie in the yard and every evening tying my kangaroo down sport.
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Yes Artie.
she’s got it into her head that WE need to travel abroad.
Thing is when the kids were younger I took her.
I dont have a passport genuinely dont want to go,
so it has to be a compromise.
I want her to be happy and have nice things but not at the cost of making myself miserable.
So somewhere she can laze about near a pool
but that I can get out of dodge and escape into cooler climes.
i fancy Austria if I have to go anywhere.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/P1HKLKfOO_8?is=0VTyBiQeV1ZmPS4D
here it is
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sorry that’s the woman shouting wanker at farage then crashing.
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Hopefully this twat gets sacked from job as some sort of leftie local council worker, presumably.
Oh yeah, Iran has designated RAF Fairford as a target and I only live a short few miles from there, so if the muzzers get their shit together and actually drop a big bomb, your old pal Cunt Engine wishes you and all other cunters the very best 💥☠️
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She will argue it is the fault of the “far right” driver in front who deliberately reversed back into her.
Ha ha and fuck off.
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Probably a mid tier “regional manager” for Sainsburys.
Or Rayner out onth piss.
Dear me.
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Probably called Karen
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Typical Restore supporter.
Probably Rupert Lowe’s daughter.
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Remain cool Cuntengine.😎
Those cunts are all talk.
They can’t hit targets in fuckin Jordan never-ending Southern England.
Besides, our mate Donny is talking about giving them a ‘sit up and pay attention ‘ bombing.
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Just turn ‘Eye-Ran’ to fucking glass and have done with it.
There is nothing and no one of use there.
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RAF Fairford, many happy memories of my time there in 76 that summer the airfield was like the Serengeti in the dry season,, last knockings of the Concorde test flight centre. I was a member of one of the four crash crews that provided 24/7 fire cover for the test flight facility. A large airfield with an obviously long perimeter could be easy to get through fence a la Brize Norton. Hope fully the Yanks have upped their security, and still follow the maxim of shoot first and fuck the consequences always admired them for that. Fairford was also a diversion landing strip for the Space Shuttle big, long runway. Stay away from Fairford you peaceful cunts.
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I still haven’t returned to Sainsbury’s since they went all, “happy eid” and ‘have a good ramadan’. I could never have dreamt as a kid that supermarkets would be kow-towing to these Stone-Age terrorists.
I saw a bunch in town today, all between 10 and 13, black like Somalians, all wearing scarves on their heads, but skirts and trainers. Looked like a lampshade convention..
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ASDA is the worst for the Ramadan shite Captain.
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Aren’t Sainsburys the cunts who have exclusive bogs and rest rooms for Ungawa and his friends? Not a bad idea. After al, they shouldn’t be anywhere near decent and civilised people.
Also, why is an instrumental of The Jam’s ‘Taxman’ rip off ‘Start’ on Sainsburys adverts? Could it be that staunch socialist Paul Weller has sold it to them for big bucks? Fucking cunt that he is.
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Tesco have ones that lock somehow but the mechanisms pack up and then the cunts clack clack clack as you push them around. I’m subtle about it though, if I grt one that clacks I dump the bastard tight where it is and get another. My record is 6 dumped in various aisles with varying amounts of perishables in them. Tesco, fix it you cunts.
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