Sainsbury’s

 

Are some category of idiotic cunt.
I recently went to do a shop, with Younger driving, at Sainsbury’s at Crystal Peaks near Sheffield. As I have a Blue Badge ( further tale about that ) we parked in a disabled space close to the main doors and the shop.

Shopping completed, we wheeled the trolley outside and took advantage of the extra space to pack and load the bags into the boot. While Younger waited in the car, I attempted to take the trolley back inside, to leave it in the indoor trolley park and retrieve my token. The fucking wheels locked!

WTF, I’m bringing the bastard thing in, not stealing it! Some elderly geezer ( that’s saying summat, when I’m no spring chicken ) helped me get it over the threshold and called for some worker to release the lock.

When I asked why, his response was ” we don’t allow empty trolleys to be brought in from outside ” Eh? So you’d rather people leave them outside and employ someone to collect them? Good luck with that at Christmas when people are fighting over trolleys, pal.

When I said some kind of notice would have been handy, he said ” there’s a notice on the door “. No there isn’t, you fucking liar, I checked.

Anyway, by the time I got back to Youngers car, I’d been considerably longer than expected. As I got in, Younger drew my attention to a vehicle behind her. Younger said he’d been waiting for her to move for ages, causing other vehicles to manoeuver round him, and having to reverse because he was blocking someone from leaving.

I asked Younger if she fancied going for a McCoffee? Fuck you, cunt!

No link, but Google why do shopping trolley wheels lock, there’s stuff on Reddit that I can’t copy/ paste, sorry Admin.

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4 thoughts on “Sainsbury’s

  1. I don’t know if you knew this already JP, but as a Blue Badge holder you may be exempt from a hosepipe ban if they have one in your local area, depending on the local cunt water company.

  2. Sainsburys, or Sainsbos as dem youth dem are calling it nowadays has always seemed a bit shit to me.

    The only reason I’ve ever had cause to go in on my travels was their drink. Offers pop up like 25 percent off 6 bottles of wine so will always nip in for some cremants and ports if that offer is on while I am on mainland (not that such an offer is allowed by order of Scottish government in Scotland).

    Great selection of non beer flavoured beer as well, if you are into dishwater tablet and grapefruit IPA.

    Self locking trolleys? Thats what vans are for, just lift the lot into van, saves unloading the trolley then donate it to the local youth for practicing their cart building/welding skills.

  3. Why do cunts think that they can block anywhere and anybody they like for as long as they like because they’re waiting for a disabled spot to put their fucking Motability car in?

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