Are some category of idiotic cunt.
I recently went to do a shop, with Younger driving, at Sainsbury’s at Crystal Peaks near Sheffield. As I have a Blue Badge ( further tale about that ) we parked in a disabled space close to the main doors and the shop.
Shopping completed, we wheeled the trolley outside and took advantage of the extra space to pack and load the bags into the boot. While Younger waited in the car, I attempted to take the trolley back inside, to leave it in the indoor trolley park and retrieve my token. The fucking wheels locked!
WTF, I’m bringing the bastard thing in, not stealing it! Some elderly geezer ( that’s saying summat, when I’m no spring chicken ) helped me get it over the threshold and called for some worker to release the lock.
When I asked why, his response was ” we don’t allow empty trolleys to be brought in from outside ” Eh? So you’d rather people leave them outside and employ someone to collect them? Good luck with that at Christmas when people are fighting over trolleys, pal.
When I said some kind of notice would have been handy, he said ” there’s a notice on the door “. No there isn’t, you fucking liar, I checked.
Anyway, by the time I got back to Youngers car, I’d been considerably longer than expected. As I got in, Younger drew my attention to a vehicle behind her. Younger said he’d been waiting for her to move for ages, causing other vehicles to manoeuver round him, and having to reverse because he was blocking someone from leaving.
I asked Younger if she fancied going for a McCoffee? Fuck you, cunt!
No link, but Google why do shopping trolley wheels lock, there’s stuff on Reddit that I can’t copy/ paste, sorry Admin.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest link by Unkle Terry.
I don’t know if you knew this already JP, but as a Blue Badge holder you may be exempt from a hosepipe ban if they have one in your local area, depending on the local cunt water company.
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Is that just my personal hosepipe for my garden, LL?
Or, as a Blue Badge holder can I hire myself out as a licenced hosepipe user, and set up a lucrative business as a garden waterer?
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Now I know you pensioners live the life of Riley, JP, I thought you might be itching to hose down those swimsuit models lolling around outside the tiki hut.
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😄👍
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Why is it that all these old cunts with blue badges are so cantankerous 😂
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Plenty of curmudgeons out there without a blue badge Soi, miserable bastards. I flatter myself I’m not one of ’em. I’m not am I?
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I witnessed one old cunt and his wife behind me at a checkout, one person in front being processed, the time was around 7.30 am on a Saturday morning, he was harassing a staff member to open another till, fuck me he couldn’t wait for 5 minutes, maybe he needed his tena pants changing.
Silly old cunt.
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I’m not cantankerous, but the twat waiting for the parking space was, by the time I’d finished fannying about, rearranging the shopping, fetching a chocolate and honeycomb frappe ( one of the most heavenly things on earth ) from Maccies for me and Younger, adjusting my seat and seatbelt, etc.
Yes, I WAS that cunt.
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Well done that man, the cunt probably didn’t deserve a disabled space 👍
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Sainsburys, or Sainsbos as dem youth dem are calling it nowadays has always seemed a bit shit to me.
The only reason I’ve ever had cause to go in on my travels was their drink. Offers pop up like 25 percent off 6 bottles of wine so will always nip in for some cremants and ports if that offer is on while I am on mainland (not that such an offer is allowed by order of Scottish government in Scotland).
Great selection of non beer flavoured beer as well, if you are into dishwater tablet and grapefruit IPA.
Self locking trolleys? Thats what vans are for, just lift the lot into van, saves unloading the trolley then donate it to the local youth for practicing their cart building/welding skills.
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Round here on sunny days the chavs pinch them by the score, take them home, turn them on their sides and – hey presto – free barbecue!
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Mmm zinc burgers!
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That’s way over the heads of the Mongs that do it, C.o.t.I. The only actions they can be galvanised into is eating, drinking and shagging.
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25% off, More you drink, more you save..🍷
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And for maximum savings Doc, drink yourself unconscious.
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Oh, Crement say no more. We buy ours in Dunkirk. 5 Euros a bottle or in a little supermarket in the border area with Belgium. I brought two bottles, one at Christmas. The Daughter was where did you get these? 4.50 Euros a bottle. Oh it’s lovely, get me some next time you’re across.
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Why do cunts think that they can block anywhere and anybody they like for as long as they like because they’re waiting for a disabled spot to put their fucking Motability car in?
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Beats me, IE. It’s not as if there’s any shortage of disabled parking spaces at the Peaks.
He obviously thought that the car would be leaving shortly, as Younger was sat in the drivers seat. What a clown
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Yes, that’s what I thought, but in the town where I live they will simply stop adjacent to the disabled spaces thus blocking access to anybody who wants to get past them, the self important, entitled feeling Motability car driving bastards (well, a lot of them are).
I’ve got advanced arthritis in both hips but I’m not applying for a Blue Badge or benefits. I drive a car that I’ve paid for out of earned and taxed income.
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What fucks me up/boils my piss about Sainsbury’s is that their leader man “Lord” Sainsbury gave Kweer Charmer £7 million last year alone, when it was obvious he was only fit for the scrap heap. My life already, why didn’t he ask for a refund?. At the same time he is reducing the hours his staff work (to save HIM money), cost cutting to Lidl standards and making staff leave their own departments to stack the shelves elsewhere. What a fucking cunt. But he does support quare rights, so I am sure half the Cabinet will still mince in their for their Prosecco and baked beans..
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That’s something I don’t get, Mr B.
Why do they feel the need to affiliate themselves with gayness?
If I was a wooftah, I couldn’t give a fucking monkeys.
In fact I’d see it as a brazen and fake attempt to relieve me of my cash.
And I’d still go to Aldi, even if the German bastards dressed their staff in SS uniforms.
Actually. There’s an idea!
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I like Aldi, Crawley Branch; the ladies on the staff are extremely strict and expect you to stand to attention when they speak to you…
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If I remember Field Marshall, Sainsburys relative, who was a Conservative MP until they were trounced in the 1997 election and the next weekend became a committed Labourite, a Labour MP and then a minister, Shaun Woodward, suffered from the quareness himself so perhaps it runs in the family.
I am sure your fellow Field Marshall (Streeting – formerly Dr Finlay’s Bookcase) still nips in for his mince and fairy cakes.
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Crawley you say Hugh?
I must get down there.
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And do you know, will they spank you if you disobey?
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You wouldn’t dare, but it would perhaps be ‘fun’ as opposed to my Headmaster having his own fun whilst he thrashed boys over the arm of his sofa…
I must nevertheless try…
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Ah yes Hugh, remember it well, enthusiastically beating kids across the arse with a leather tawse while he had a stiffy plain to see.
One regret I have is that I didn’t return a few years after leaving school, find one particular teacher I had and dig out his eyes with a screwdriver.
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Supermarkets are crammed full of cunts, and that is not just the customers. Sainsbury’s is replete with trans persons, trans messaging, and trains events. Less than 130,000 people in the UK claim to be trans or non-binary (that is around 1.8% of the fucking population). Nauseating virtue signalling. Cunts.
Tesco staff have clearly been briefed that all their customers are thieving cunts. This means they crane their necks to see in your bags at the checkouts. I got so fed up with this nonsense that I showed one member of the checkout staff the whole contents of my bag explaining where each item came from and that I had receipts if they wished to see them. The assistant got extremely flustered, so I calmed her by saying that I knew it was not her fault, and that it was the management ordering her to treat everyone as if they were shoplifters. Cunts.
I do not go into Morrisons as it smells of Lib Dems.
Good morning, everyone.
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I can’t imagine what Iceland smells of. Albert Steptoe, at a guess.
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Morning W.C.
On pensioner discount day, it smells of
a mix of Ralgex and stale piss.
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Sorry chaps, that should be 0.18 per cent of population is trans/non binary. Even bigger cunts.
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Don’t they sell trolley unlocking kits in the on-site Argos, Jeezum?
Failing that, save yourself all the hassle and get them to deliver. You won’t get what you ordered of course, but wouldn’t you rather have a pack of incontinence pants than a bag of spuds?
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There’s a tutorial on YouFool on how to make an unlocking kit. Why?
So you can use it as a makeshift barbeque, then dump it in the nearest river?
I get it, to stop people wheeling a trolley full of booze and chocolate away without paying, but returning an empty one to the indoor trolley park?
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Supermarkets treat customers like dirt because they know they have the monopoly. Don’t go to them, their crap is poor quality anyway and they cater to and employ foreigners.
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Fuck Sainsburys and all the other traditional supermarket big boys.
Huge stores, devoid of real choice, with sales space blindly devoted to the big brands.
It’s all a gigantic cartel.
And the quality of some of their overpriced meat is fucking appalling.
And don’t get me started on ASDA. Aimed fairly and squarely at park keys, pavement apes and chavs who need somewhere to scream at their children.
Part of me would like to go back to the days where you handed over a list to the shopkeeper and waited for an eternity as he measured everything out.
But then again, I’d have to spend more time next to the vile filth mentioned above.
Maybe I should just move to Poland.
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I wouldn’t be caught shoplifting in sainsburys.. I’m that good..
Fuck sainsbury with their safe spaces, for pavement ape employee’s. Black lives matter..
Get fucked..
Those are the cunts doing all the stealing.
Oh and fuck asda, pàki cunts..
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Remember the Home & Colonial Stores – a reminder of the days of the Empire, and the Civil Service store in the Strand. I bet they wouldn’t have endorsed poofery.
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I’ve a recent example of the kind of poor quality shite the supermarkets foist upon us.
A few weeks back, our local Tesco’s had stacks of prepackaged tomatoes labelled as ‘firm & crunchy’.
Or as the French and Spanish call them, rejects.
Since when has a tomato been ‘firm & fucking crunchy’?
Dear oh fucking dear.
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Firm and crunchy?
That should be ‘firm, crunchy and tasteless Dutch crap’.
Just picked and eaten the first tomato from my polytunnel today.
Beautiful. As luscious as a virgin’s vagina.
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I’ll shop at Sainsbury’s.
I’ll not shop at Asda..!
https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/jun/07/asda-owning-issa-brothers-divide-empire-zuber-sells-supermarket-stake
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I never give Muslim businesses my money..!
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Don’t have a choice where I live with just an Asda. At least there aren’t any darkles working there to worry about. They have a version of a hand basket on wheels you pick up inside the store. Due to me travelling by free bus there and back, I’ve only a rucksack of food on each visit. I gave up on the bus there and taxi back, due to having to wait for the expensive lazy cunts.
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I’m a slut when it comes to supermarkets.
mainly Aldi, and Morrisons
but coop too, rarely sainsbury.
i have no loyalty to them and will drop my knickers for whichever suits me.
Not Waitrose though.
The security guards follow me around.
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Thats part of the fun, upon realising you are being followed go pick up the most expensive thing you were planning on buying then unknowingly to them, proceed to enter them in a game of escape and evasion, occasionally turning and walking past them while sustaining full eye contact before slipping off again for them to try and keep up.
Then give em a big smile as you pay for your stuff and thank them for playing.
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Sainsbury’s 8-pack of double length bog roll at £6.25 a pack is an absolute bargain, and good stuff, too.
I also like their white zinfandel wine box stuff, too. Much nicer ( and cheaper ) than Morrisons version.
That’s why I go to Sainsbury’s. They can keep the rest, I get my stuff from Lidl, but Younger wanted to shop there and I go for the ride, bog rolls and wine.
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Sorry for temporarily going O/T.
Greater Manchester Fatso’s have just had to apologise for yet another fuck up involving park key vermin.
Sorry isn’t fucking good enough you fat, lazy, useless, indoctrinated cunts!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d3507ng37o
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Thick as PIG shit…!
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I’m shocked, Field Marshal ( that they’ve admitted to the incompetence, that is ).
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Only because it was disclosed in another court case, JP.
We’d never have known otherwise.
Cunts!
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i quite like Morrisons.
i buy the dog pork ribs there.
but on the checkout is this horrid little Muslim woman.
Looks like Mother Teresa,
little tiny wizened head like a fuckin crab apple.
I dont like her touching my purchases.
and no other checkouts open,
i have to use self scan.
which always goes wrong.
Then I have a Donald Duck moment.
f’ing an blinding,
i throw a little tantrum till a adult comes and helps me.
Probably why the missus doesn’t come shopping with me?😁
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I feel fortunate that my work takes me on some long journeys where I can check out what’s on offer at various places.
Of course we have supermarkets.
The main one is Mercadona who is based in Valencia, with stores all over the country.
Aldi, Lidl, Más y Más, Dialprix and Consum are a few of the others.
We even have a company called Overseas which sells vastly overpriced British shit from Waitrose and Tesco to gullible ex pats.
The best way of shopping is to see what is on offer at the side of the roads, which I do a lot.
Here you get farmers setting up temporary stalls selling whatever has just been picked or produced.
Boxes of cherries last month when they were in season, for almost fuck all money.
Sacks of mangoes.
Strawberries, apples, pears and grapes.
Potatoes are sold year round for between 3 and 5 euros a sack.
A dozen eggs for next to nothing.
Every type of fresh herb for a few cents a bag full.
If I am anywhere near a farm there will be boxes heaped up along the road with all sorts of vegetables.
These are free for whoever wants some as they will be damaged in some way and not fit for the cunt supermarkets.
I always have a few 5 litre plastic bottles in the boot, in case I see a bodega which looks interesting.
I wouldn’t expect to pay more than a euro for a litre of wine.
I will park up and walk along shopping streets to find cheeses and meats.
At this time of year, if you drive round any urbanization you will come across crates of every type of fruit outside of houses.
This is where the owners have fruit trees and have a surplus of fruit for anyone who wants it, free.
Fuck supermarkets.
Even if you live in the centre of the cities, it’s only a short drive to find better stuff, much cheaper.
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Never been in Sainsbury’s, that fat n0nce Stephen Fry does their adverts on TV which put me off even if I was tempted. It’s like when you see a Lenny Henry Premier Inn advert and think ….er, no thanks, I’ll sleep in a bus shelter.
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He’s worse on their radio ads, the fat mincing poove.
‘welllll Jane’ he squeals in his effeminate high pitched pomposity’changeburies’ if you will’…. Ooorrororo
Good food for all of us…. CUNT.
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I use Aldi. If I want to see staff stood about gossiping, pay 20% more and be forced into self check out then Sainsburys is the place.
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I do like to let obese cunt see my trolly minus meat, cakes, sweets, biscuits and anything else that contains sugar and salt.
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More than one cunt.
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I live in a nice area Sammy, overlooking the beach.
Houses here stay in the families for generations, never to be sold but inherited by ‘escoria de la mierda’.
Fucking scum who would never be able to afford them otherwise.
People drive here from all over.
Some will arrive in their ancient cars with their fridge on the roof rack.
They are too mean to have a fridge in their inherited holiday house so they bring their one from their normal home.
They are so fucking tight that they queue up to use the outside showers that the apartment blocks have.
They won’t even pay for water.
They will set up a cheap picnic table with a few tatty chairs in the car park of the international hotel at the end of our street and they will spend every night of their holidays there.
They are the type that use supermarkets.
We see them coming out, loaded down with frozen pizzas.
¡Gentuza!
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I think the likes of Waitrose and Marks & Spencer, should take note of Lidl with its lack of unnecessary packaging.
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OT. Angela Rayner has told the BBC she will not repay a £16,876 ministerial severance payment after making her return to the cabinet.
What did everyone expect?
She is pure unadulterated vermin.
The muckiest, the filthiest, the fishiest, the grimiest, the absolute undisputed dirtiest of all time.
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I would imagine that she’s spent it all on private treatment for a variety of common or garden STDs.
Another triumph for British politics.
Another triumph for the Gravy Train.
Oven.
Good health sir.
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Cheers Tez.
As Harold Steptoe might say, Ange is morally spiritually and physically. A festering flyblown heap of accumulated filth.
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BBC News – Rayner rules out repaying severance cash after making cabinet return
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx27mg0erd3o
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No hypocrisy there then, Angie! Seems like a great idea to run your dirty mouth off when it’s the Tories being cunts, but not so clever when it’s hitting YOUR pocket is it. She’d be better off keeping quiet & just using her mouth to suck blokes off, it’s pretty much all she’s good for.
However, it doesn’t look good & I suspect Andy Pandy, the glove-puppet cunt, will have a quiet word & she’ll reverse her stance. Another U turn, ha ha fucking ha!
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Sainsburys stopped selling their own brand chilli peanuts,which were very spicy and enjoyable compared to most alleged “spicy” products sold in British supermarkets,without a word of warning..
So they can fuck off.
I’ve never used one of their trolleys as they can fuck off as well.
I now rely on Mrs Terry to go to Aldi as I’m retired.
Thank you.
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That’s something else worthy of a cunting, UT.
Things being advertised as ‘spicy’ or ‘hot’ when the fucking well aren’t.
Curry’s and whatnot that are clearly for those who are unsure about their sexuality.
If they say it’s hot, it bloody well should be.
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And what is it with my bastard phone and the word ‘they’ lately?
Is the letter ‘y’ now designed as hurty?
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‘Designed’?
I fucking give up!
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Ex African footballer of the year gary Lineker, has called on Albert tatlock and his party of leeches to tax him more.
I know footballers are thick as mince, but jug ears must know you can voluntarily pay more tax.
Or as a tax evader is he just gaslighted us..
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He’s a cunt who’s taking virtue signalling to a whole new level.
“Look at me, I’m not afraid to pay more tax! You should follow my example, and stop whining about the Government hand in your pocket.”
Fuck off, Gary, you irrelevant, out of touch, over-coked cunt!
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Lineker is such a wanker.
we want to pay more tax!
Just do it then, nothing stopping you.
what he really means is all millionaire should do it .
no choice, no asking, compulsory.
such a fuckin poseur.
the type of middle aged twat who wears skinny jeans
pity Gary wasn’t so moral when cheating on his wife and mother of his kids.
Get fucked you flake
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That’s the whole point of your expensive accountant and the offshore bank accounts, you fucking bullshitting dark key.
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He’s heading the leader board for dark key cunt of the year and it’s not even August.
Linekar truly is a cunt for the ages.
He’s the thinking cunts cunt.
I can’t cunt him enough.
In fact it’s because of him I found this site all those years ago. Thanks Gary, you cunt.
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They’re Globalist cunts to boot. They have a corporate ESG Plan around reducing emissions and increasing veganism and all that bollocks by 2030.
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Heer Leikner must be annoyed that I don’t pay any taxes.
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Forgotten to mention my abstinence from alcohol. Its been that long.
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Online news today,
Nigel Farage having a speaking event outdoors.
A woman drives past in a gray astra,
window down,
shouts
“wanker!!”
…then rear ends the car in front which is in a line of traffic stopped at a red light.
Farage ” well she won’t be doing that again.’
😃
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I guess she’s been arrested for driving without due care and attention and use of hate speech?
No?
Thought not.
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she’ll be having a whiplash claim and probably the car she hit will be written off by the insurance firm.
she’ll have a massive bill and increased insurance payments,
maybe if she contests it,
the innocent party will push for driving without due care?
points on her licence😄
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Marvelous.
Imagine her insurance claim form, eh?
I was verbally abusing a person I don’t know, and who has never done me any harm, because I’m a smartarsed cunt and wasn’t looking where I was going.
serves you right, you dumb splitarse.
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Do we know the ethnicity of the driver?
I only ask because if it was a dark key or park key, the accident could have happened without them leaning out the window to insult a member of parliament.
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