Sainsbury’s

 

Are some category of idiotic cunt.
I recently went to do a shop, with Younger driving, at Sainsbury’s at Crystal Peaks near Sheffield. As I have a Blue Badge ( further tale about that ) we parked in a disabled space close to the main doors and the shop.

Shopping completed, we wheeled the trolley outside and took advantage of the extra space to pack and load the bags into the boot. While Younger waited in the car, I attempted to take the trolley back inside, to leave it in the indoor trolley park and retrieve my token. The fucking wheels locked!

WTF, I’m bringing the bastard thing in, not stealing it! Some elderly geezer ( that’s saying summat, when I’m no spring chicken ) helped me get it over the threshold and called for some worker to release the lock.

When I asked why, his response was ” we don’t allow empty trolleys to be brought in from outside ” Eh? So you’d rather people leave them outside and employ someone to collect them? Good luck with that at Christmas when people are fighting over trolleys, pal.

When I said some kind of notice would have been handy, he said ” there’s a notice on the door “. No there isn’t, you fucking liar, I checked.

Anyway, by the time I got back to Youngers car, I’d been considerably longer than expected. As I got in, Younger drew my attention to a vehicle behind her. Younger said he’d been waiting for her to move for ages, causing other vehicles to manoeuver round him, and having to reverse because he was blocking someone from leaving.

I asked Younger if she fancied going for a McCoffee? Fuck you, cunt!

No link, but Google why do shopping trolley wheels lock, there’s stuff on Reddit that I can’t copy/ paste, sorry Admin.

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81 thoughts on “Sainsbury’s

  1. Way off topic……

    We currently have a calima here.
    A bastard hot wind blowing in from the Sahara.

    The wind is storm force and about 45 degrees.
    Everything is getting covered with Saharan sand.

    The police shut all the beaches at 5pm until further notice.
    It is due to last for a few days.

    Sitting outside for a cigarette, it’s like being in front of a fucking huge hair drier.

    We can’t even see the sea, only 30 meters away.

    Nothing of any use comes out of Africa.

    • Artie@

      genuine question.

      dont you sometimes just wish it’d pass it down?
      turn that cold you need to wear a jumper and a log fire?

      It’d do my fuckin nut in hot and sunny everyday.
      scorchio!!☀️

      • Not really Mis.

        The weather is only extreme for a few months and the rest of the year is just pleasant.

        Also my work is all done outside.
        In all the time I have been in business we have only once been rained off a job.

        The other good thing is that you can easily plan out your free time.
        I know that I can plan to take Mrs Cunter away somewhere and the weather will be as expected.

        Besides that, if the weather was changeable, I would have to buy all different types of clothes.

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