is a cunt.
Britain’s welfare bill is a toxic cunt that is destroying this country. Last year the treasury’s income tax take was £330bn. The welfare bill in the same period was £331bn. Those who are in work are literally just paying for those who are not in work. The IMF has already declared this situation totally unsustainable and will be the foundation for economic catastrophe – both in terms of our sovereign fiscal viability, but also in terms of not having a sufficient workforce to allow our economy to function – but still our venal parasitical politicians court the vote of dole scrounging scum by lavishing them with more and more benefits, rather than doing the hard thing and getting the country back to work and restoring national pride and productivity.
I defer at this stage to Rupert Lowe, head of restore UK and his manifesto for the welfare bill:
Restore Britain’s five step plan to end the welfare scam.
Number one.
No benefits for foreigners. Saves billions and billions every year. If a Somalian family is living on benefits in social housing funded by the British taxpayer, I wish them well. In Somalia. No discussion needed. Huge savings to be had.
Second.
The ballooning welfare bill is not solely down to foreign nationals, far from it. There are a huge number of British people taking the mick. The system is there for the taking, and they are doing exactly that. Claiming some disability or another, when there is evidently nothing wrong.
Face-to-face assessments are vital, regular and vigorous.
– Dedicated welfare fraud investigation units.
– Proper data-sharing between HMRC, DWP and local authorities.
– Automatic recovery of fraudulent claims from future earnings.
And actually through doing this, we can give proper support to those British men and women who genuinely need it. A fair, robust and compassionate approach.
Third.
A life on benefits for a healthy individual is NOT acceptable. If you can work, you must work. A few months to find a desired job is reasonable, but after that – if you want your benefit money, you will be put to work.
That is Restore Britain’s position.
Litter picking, street cleaning, gardening, scraping chewing gum off the pavement. Whatever. If it needs doing and you want the money, you’re doing it.
Random drug tests for those on benefits – if you’re getting high, the benefits stop.
Tough love.
Next.
Reintroduce the two child cap. Hardworking British parents shouldn’t have to subsidise indolence.
If you want more children, get a job.
Finally.
Tax cuts.
Raise the thresholds. Make it so that going back to work is financially rewarding. Obviously. Reward hard work, and people will do more of it. If people feel like going into work is actually worth it, they will do it. It must never pay to sit on benefits.
More training, more apprenticeships. A skilled and active workforce. Contributing, not taking. That is what we need.
A Restore Britain Government will ensure no household receives more in out-of-work benefits than the equivalent working family earns after tax.
The welfare system should protect those who cannot work, support those who fall on hard times, and help people back into employment as quickly as possible.
It should never be more attractive than work.
Restore Britain will reward contribution and ambition, not indolence and entitlement.
End the welfare scam, slash the bill, crush inflation.
Nominated by Balsamic Dave.
Unfortunately Dave you’d have to find someone in charge with a working brain cell to implement these sensible changes, and I have no more faith in the current Government under Eyeliner Andy than I did the previous Muppet show.
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The welfare bill will continue to balloon.
especially under Labour.
Apprenticeships are a good idea,
but as some of you know employing a young person is a nightmare.
They aren’t used to routine of getting up early, turning up ready for the days work.
More likely is they’re running late,
stink of cannabis,
and the first thing out of their mouth is
” can we stop at Greggs?
I’ve not had time to have breakfast. ”
or my pet peeve
not showing up on a Saturday morning.
Because they’ve got pissed or stoned Friday night.
And under current legislation you sack them they can take you to employment Tribunal from day one.
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“Guyliner”Andy Pandy wants throwing on the bonfire 🔥
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In the month before Labour was elected the Government borrowed £2 billion.
In the month before Rodney and Rachel were sacked the Government borrowed £23 billion.
Well that’s the foundations fixed. Now it’s over to you Mr Healey. Best of luck managing the finances of a bankrupt, undefended Welfare State with a small country attached.
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The whole point of being a politician is to get elected.
That’s all they care about.
You obviously need the majority vote.
There is no point in appealing to the tax paying, hard working people.
What you need is the vote from all the minorities because when put together, they form a majority.
So you say anything to get Pákís, environmentalists, gays, trade unionists, civil servants, students and benefits scroungers on your side.
People receiving benefits will be the largest minority group, but you will have no chance of being elected if you don’t get their vote.
Rupert Lowe is saying all the right things, but he may as well be pissing up a rope because he has zero chance of being in a position to do anything.
Good morning.
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That is spot on Artful …
The sentiments reflect the feelings of the majority of the country (ie; more than 50%). But he is on a hide into nothing by taking votes from Reform. End result – we get a Labour led minority government and very little will change.
Andy Pandy is starting to steal a little thunder by making the right noises about some of the obvious ideas (energy sufficiency, net zero, wokeism etc) and will certainly recover some of the wavering votes from Reform. It is time for Lowe and Farage to grow up and for Nigel to come right out and say it!
If they don’t then I’m afraid we might as well prepare for some REALLY HARD TIMES – and I mean rich, poor, even the scroungers!
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The only thing I would add to this excellent nomination is the reintroduction of National Service.
Young people getting quality training in a wide range of trades plus strict discipline and a structured daily routine is exactly what this country needs.
A four year apprenticeship with decent pay to set them up for life.
Back To Basics.
With balls
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Pardon me, forgot to say
Good morning 👍
Manners maketh the man
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God no Jack, 10 volunteers are better than 1000 conscripts. They don’t want to be there, they won’t be any good at it, and they will cost a lot of time and money for fuck all.
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Much as I agree re National Service, the psyche of the current crop of youth is too frail & delicate for it, Jack. It’d be suicide central in the basic training camps & the outcry would be enormous.
Other than that, it’d do the fuckers no end of good to experience a bit of hardship & learn the value & pride of standing on your own two feet.
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The Germans have national service and it doesn’t have to be military service.
A German guy I know went into the fire brigade for 3 years and loved every minute of it.
There is no reason why our unemployed youth couldn’t be used to wash down fire engines, maintain ambulances and cart people around hospital in a wheelchair in return for a bit more cash than welfare pays out .
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Spot on Odin. Sounds good to me.
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There has to be an alternative to having many thousands of young people ( one of whom is my eldest grandson, 21 and never had a job, I’ve disowned him )
The rot has to be stopped and you have to start somewhere.
In my opinion, there comes a time when choice goes out of the window and options are suspended.
I’m not advocating a Hitler Youth type system.
Just a firm, compulsory alternative to the Liberal system failure of the last sixty years.
We face an existential crisis, not just in this country but across Western Europe.
We need to wake up.
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Missed out the word unemployed in the first paragraph.
Daft old cunt.
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I read in the paper on Sunday that Burnham’s “ultra rich tax” on those with assets of £10m+ could raise another £24bn for the treasury to be allowed for additional spending on…yep benefits
As artful says, no politician will have the balls to cut the welfare bill, it’s with us forever – or until the economy completely detonates and the whole country is queuing at soup kitchens.
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“until the economy completely detonates and the whole country is queuing at soup kitchens.”
I think that’s exactly what Labour want. Total reliance on the state for everything. Forever.
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UK debt is currently almost 42 grand per person.
But, of course, many people are parasites, so the national debt per taxpayer is 76 grand!
How the fuck is that going to get paid to creditors?
We’ve already got the highest peacetime taxes; you can’t get blood from a stone.
And if the creditors don’t get paid back, they won’t buy any more govenment-issued gilts and we’ll be declared bankrupt anyway.
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What a nieve cunt Rupert must be.
His manifesto is to stop people being able to claim benefits.
If you are thinking of voting for him then I suggest that you would be wasting your time.
The man is a political half wit.
Every politician knows (or should know) that to implement changes you have to change things little by little.
You take away people’s right in small, almost imperceptible steps.
That’s exactly what has been happening successfully over the past decades which has led everyone sleepwalking into the position that they are now in.
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And that is a very fair and reasonable point. I was lazy with the nom and got Rupert to do the cunting. In light of Farage since turning out to be as corrupt as the rest of them, Lowe making a cunt of himself ovwr Dunblane, I have started to simmer down and realise that maybe we need to hope for three years to the next election, Reform and Restore to fizzle out, and accept that a hopefully renewed and refocused Tory party can oust these cunts and start doing the necessary repair work on a mangled car crash heap of a country.
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Dave@
if you’re banking on the Tories to come to our aid and save the country I’d give up.
Those cunts are the reason we have a Labour government.
The Boris Wave of mass immigration
heavy handed lock down during covid
all those green levies
all down to those spineless cunts.
Never trust a politician.
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I also don’t disagree with your point MNC, but the Tory administrations since Major have not been conservative at all; and the ones in this century have been positively socialist and have fed into the fucking mess we’re now in.
I had until very recently been utterly convinced Reform was what this country needed. But now I just think they’re a bunch of fucking amateurs who are going to implode on themselves.
If Badenoch is going to anoint herself as the spiritual successor to Maggie – and approximately deliver on that vision – I’m
starting to feel that’s the best we can do.
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Fucking hell Dave.
The Tories are worse than Labour.
The idea was to eradicate those useless backstabbing bastards for all eternity before moving on to those cunts known as Labour.
To give Labour some credit – at least those bastards stab you in the front and not in the back like the so-called Conservatives.
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As I’ve bounced around today Herman, I hope I’m not mistaken for being a fan of the Tories that we’ve put up with since Maggie. A bunch of treacherous cunts who’ve fucked this country good and proper – socialists with a blue rosette.
As I said, until now I’ve been an ardent supporter of Reform – and have voted as much – but they’re making right cunts of themselves and the one thing I’m absolutely convinced of is if we don’t have a single right wing party to take Labour on in the next election, then Labour will never be vanquished from power. I just don’t at present believe Reform can command enough of the vote to do it – if they do great, but otherwise I’d rather have a “reformed” Conservative Party than these current wicked cunts.
Oh well, got three years to mull it over I hope….
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Rupert knows he’s going nowhere with it & is simply trying to damage the Reform vote, because he knows those policies will attract some people who are disillusioned with Farage & Reform.
The pair of em are self-serving cunts that need a kicking for letting Labour in. Farage & the Tories did it last time. As I mentioned yesterday, Corbyn got more votes in 2019 than Starmer in 2024 & got fucking hammered at the polls. Starmer got the much vaunted ‘landslide’.
Tells me everything I need to know about Farage & Lowe. Cunts.
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Being on benefits now is to almost be the modern day Yuppie.
There used to be a sense of shame attached to it. Not any longer though.
Free house, no council tax and lots of spending money.
And most common of all with the modern day benefits fiddler – a nice big brand spanking new car.
Why they need a brand new car is beyond me.
They’re always telling folk to use public transport aren’t they?
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I have no objection to paying JSA to: Peter Kyle, Steve Reed, David Lammy, Bridgit Phillipson, “Lord” Hermer, LIz Kendall Nick Stewart-Thomas, and all the other little arselicking Starmerite shits that got the sack yesterday.
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Cheaper to have them shot for treason.
Would also make for splendid television.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Terry
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If the next election was a straight fight between Labour and Restore, the roads to every polling station in Britain would be gridlocked with Motability cars with their ‘owners’ desperate to vote for anyone with a red rosette.
Likewise the park keys.
Mile upon mile of taxis full of family members with fake identification.
We’ll never get out of this now. Not in a traditional ‘democratic’ way, at least.
Many of us on here despise the modern Labour Party, but what if the boot was on the other foot?
What if you were able to drive a free BMW?
What if you were in an ethnic group that was given preferential treatment by the police and other authorities?
And that’s just a tiny example of the benefits of voting labour currently.
And we wonder why, even after the last two years of disaster, how labour can recover so well in the polls.
Because not one of those turkey’s is going to vote for Christmas, are they?
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We may as well accept there will be no improvement for the next three years, in fact the evidence is that the government will be digging the hole deeper still. The danger is if the Uniparty is elected again in 2029. In that case it really will be time to bail out. Too late for me and the missus at our age but I’ll be pushing the kids and grandkids to leave this island before it sinks beneath the fiscal waves.
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There’s next to fuck all chance of changing welfare.
A mate of mine works at the DWP and tells me the complexity of the system is beyond comprehension,the tech is garbage with some systems running on code from the 80s..
More importantly he’s right when he says it’s self perpetuating,change one small thing and the knock on effect is vast and almost unmanageable.
Plus all decisions are subject to review and lengthy appeal.
Literally a behemoth so vast it’s got its own gravity.
With an army of unaccountable lazy cunts running it.
The management structure,most of whom are a cliché,do nothing productive and they alone must cost billions.
It’s like HS2 on the Lammy diet with added steroids..”too big to stop”..
It will never be reformed and will definitely bankrupt the taxpayer.
Total cunts.
Good morning.
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A great summary of the welfare system, can’t change it because it’s to complicated.
I would love Pat McFadden to announce to Parliament that benefits will be frozen for the next 5 years and watch the the back benchers explode 😂
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Indeed, indeed.
A mate of mine runs a housing association and sees all sorts of outrageous benefits piss taking shit.
One fat indolent bitch with ten kids had one little shit who she claimed couldn’t eat food if he saw it being prepared. So the HA sourced government funds to pay for £330,000 worth of structural changes to her home to put in walls to shield the little lamb from the traumatising sight of food prep, and all sorts of other “sensory” paraphernalia, so that the little cunt could eat his microwave burger without seeing the lid being taken off.
That is just how fucked we are
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Oh, and while the work was being done she complained that the carpet had been taken up. So obviously she was gonna need a new carpet.
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How very true UT and a good morning to all. The benefits system is vast and incredibly complex, running on tired old software and tired old equipment. One of the major fuck ups occurs when new things have to be ported to the aging system, every little detail if not covered causes problems. So for cost and sanity they carry on, reams and reams of regulations, rulings, advisements a fucking cornucopia of bullshit, staff who would rather be drowning kittens than stuck on a phone to mr Ahmed Kabul demanding he be paid child allowance for his 9 year old bride as well as dependents allowance for same.
I see the DWP as a monster that creates its own reality. I have to say that when I have spoken to them on the phone always polite I have always been treated well, in fact the persons sound relived that I’m not swearing at them, speak English and are capable of understanding them. Everything sorted quickly in my case..
A reduction in the number of claimants would help, the benefits system needs serious attention likewise PIP as a lot of persons receiving that benefit are lying cunts, especially many of the mental health brigade and the alphabet conditions ( wouldn’t last 5 mins in some of the places I’ve been in). But good news so called luxury cars BMW etc are no longer available on the Motability scheme, doesn’t look good turning up at school kicking out time in a new beemer because Chad has oxo or something so qualifiies for the top payment of the daily living and mobility allowance.
To really sort out the whole benefits system like walking into a windowless room full of big nasty poisonous snakes. Abandon hope all yea who enter to power of 10
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Fuck labour/Tory uni party nothing, NOTHING will change with any of them in power …more immigrants, benefits,transbummery, useless universities teaching white hate,schools filled with woke crap churning out brain washed kids,para military police knocking on doors for tweets etc sickening etc… anyone with the funds or a proper trade are mad staying in this land anymore we are gone as a former great nation, unless the last semblance of backbone is recaptured by the people for real change it’s over…Nigel isn’t the answer and Rupert will never get the support needed I’m afraid…who then? I don’t think there ever will be 😩 ..I prefer minestrone for my bowl of soup when the time comes 🤐
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Don’t worry
Andy will sort everything out, he wants to take us on a new ‘path’ and ‘bring people together’, well I am convinced, he is the second coming (and he is a left footer).
Watch out Charlie, you could be replaced by the Pope.
Welfare is the number one issue (even higher than the small boats but only just), you can get people to work if they are better off on welfare. Making work pay sounds great but you keep sticking up the minimum wage because companies can’t afford to take people on and the personal allowance has been frozen for 5 years and seems set to be frozen for another 5 unless there is a change in policy.
At the bottom end, work doesn’t pay but benefits do, yes part of the solution is stop payments to foreign citizens and the other is cutting back of the amount paid, why the fuck UC went up by 6.2% in April is beyond me, the other measure would be to apply the tax thresholds to benefits (yes it would be complicated but it could be done).
I agree that those who are out of work for several months should be expected to carry out at least a few hours of community work, trouble is the admin for a scheme like that would be expensive.
It needs reform and fast and linking other hand outs to UC has to stop straight away, if UC is supposed to replace or top up income why the fuck should everything else that ‘workers’ have to pay for be free for benefit claimants.
Nothing will happen, the new ‘path’ isn’t going to be anywhere near welfare.
PS kick out all illegal foreign cunts and use melted down Nigerians to fill potholes
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Brnbum has all the answers – Manchesterism will solve all our problems with more tax, more bennies, more immies, more unions, lots of biscuits, lots of Gary Neville. That’s the stuff!
Good morning, everyone.
PS John Healey is not really a marxist cunt.
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It looks like Andy is raiding Healey’s piggy bank already, announcing the scrapping of VAT on domestic energy bills from October.
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He’s a deluded twat
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If the current ministerial reset wasn’t enough, just remember that hardline Wes Streeting is Defence Minister. Jesus H Christ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-2jLLMdEBw
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Well he knows all about back door scuttling.
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We should follow the Danish model for welfare.
You get three months full welfare and then the state gives you a job that pays the same as welfare.
There is always someone looking to hire a helping hand for seasonal work and it is always easier to find something more in tune with your skills set when you’re already employed.
The Danish rate of unemployment is 2.7% or 81,000 people. Mostly Muslims, because they’re so inbred and thick they’re completely unemployable.
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OT; Ed Stourton has died at the age of 68. A shame.
Dumped by the BBC because he didn’t speak pidgin.
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That Rupert Lowes a odd duck.
Seems all about spite, because he didn’t get his own way with Reform UK.
Like a spoilt kid kicking over his siblings birthday cake .
Hes prone to tantrums like a gaylord.
Besides Ruperts a bears name.
fuck him
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That scouse PM has promised we’ll all be rich and going to work on our own personal rollercoaster.
Energy will be clean and cost pennies,
The military will rival the USA
and on your birthday you drink for free in the pub..
He can afford this by robbing the rich.
too much Robin Hood stories as a nipper.
start with multi millionaire Dale Vince.
hate that hippy cunt
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Stop the boats, actually stop them and immediately repatriate the rubbish languishing in hotels and hmo’s at public expense. Round up all of the free plasticine mob and send them to Gaza. Use the money saved from all of this to help bring back stability to the country.
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Now that Starmer has been sacked will he give up wearing glasses?
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It’s worth mentioning that it’s “working age” benefits that are crucified the economy..
But also in the total welfare spend is Retirement Pension,which is ostensibly paid for by National Insurance..£138 billion last year was paid out.
The govt hate this and will harp on about the unaffordability of it,raise the retirement age and hope more people die before they can claim it..
Perhaps they realise this forcing of many to work longer into advancing old age in turn means that job opportunities for young people don’t exist as they push an ageing workforce to keep going ?
They’ve made their bed by increasing the welfare bill constantly for decades after decade and now we’ll all have to lie in it.
Benefits increases are linked to inflation,let’s see what that chîmp in No.10 does with that..
6% by Christmas?
Or 7 by spring?
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Send all the “politicians” to traitors gate.Rats.
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It’ll be interesting to see if Healey tells McFadden to get to fuck when he comes begging for a hike to the welfare budget.
Healey set his canvas out to pump more money into defence,create an industry out of it & resigned on the back of that useless Lego-headed bitch not coming up with the money to do it & Rodney being fucking useless with the defence review; so let’s see how he goes on now that the Scouse cunt is running the show. I stand by for the massive whiff of hypocrisy when Ducky Streeting doesn’t get what Healey resigned over & instead, Andy Pandy makes him give the wedge to McFadden.
These Labour cunts need to learn that hardship for the electorate is coming, whether they like it or not. Might as well remove the can’t-work, won’t-work mob from the tit now, cos it’ll be forced on em soon enough.
All politicians are complete cunts, if only for kicking the welfare reform can down the road & letting it get to this.
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Sorry I’m late to this nomination, I had to start work at 6 this morning..
It’s all worth it, as long as a cross eyed pàki can sit at home, breeding with his bearded cousin, shitting out inbreds.
Cheers government scum..
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And be able to drive around in a free top of the range motor.
It’s the car Barry – chicks love the car.
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@bz…kin ell’ baz, give the bearded geezer a break it was probably an arranged shag and he didn’t really fancy her 😩…still all knobs to the pump for Allah 😬
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I want Remrats fed to the rats.
Recently I’m forever being pestered to give up part of my disability allowance for a Rolls-Royce, plus female chauffeur. I will only consider it if sex is part of the offer. Seeing they are throwing away money, I can’t think there being a problem.
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We aren’t voting our way out of this.
It pains me to say it but it’s the truth.
The Yoookay needs a full reset.
I’m not sure how that happens to be honest.
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A real eye-opener is when you ‘jailbreak’ A.I. and get it talking the equivalent of ‘off the record’… (to the point of *it* swearing like a trooper ..
(‘The Titanic radio operator was too busy that night sending messages on behalf of the cunts in first class having bragging messages sent ahead to America’, was a great example, when I enquired about Cape Race comment by the Titanic radio operator ..)
‘The cunts in first class’ 😄
Anyways. Get it telling home truths and it’s a fucking real eye opener.
Societal collapse? (with a ton of detail of the downward spiral via immigration and general scum getting to that point)…
2035 to 2045.
I took a few screengrabs. I’ll dig them out of the laptop later…
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This is not a new problem, I remember way back being in the pub with workmates when another lad came in ” who we knew” , got a pint and proudly declared ” this is another one Thatcher’s bought me” ( cunt had been on the dole for six months).
How the twat got out alive I never knew, he didn’t show his face again..!
As far as I know the lazy fucker set his benefits stall out and never worked again right up to his death two years ago aged 62.
At least the twat never got to claim his taxpayer sponsored old age pension..☠️
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I know other lazy twats who just won’t do an honest day’s..!
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I’m all for Restore but he’s never going to get elected.
Have you seen or spoken to the electorate? Foreigners, women, naive young people and homosexuals, not to mention indolent. We also have the hoards of old people that will always vote Labour or Tory even if you show them proof of how awful they are.
These people will never vote Restore. It’s why voting is allowed: they know nothing will change.
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“From the river to the sea”
‘Which river and which sea?’
“Dunno mate, somebody gave me this to wave”
“Intifada!”
‘Have you any idea what that actually means”
“…?…”
Trendy tea towel, yey.
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