Dead Pool [393]

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Congratulations to Geordie Twatt who predicted the sad passing of Kevin Keegan, aged 75.

An absolute legend of the game who played for some top teams including Hamburg and Newcastle. He also played for Liverpool. His successful management career saw him take charge of Newcastle, Fulham, England and Manchester City. Twice a Ballon d’Or winner, superb striker and all round, a top passionate bloke. Truly one of the greats. RIP King Kev.

On to Dead Pool 393

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.

5) Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

29 thoughts on “Dead Pool [393]”

  3. William Shatner….. Captain Kirk.
    Diana Ross….. Warbler.
    Mojtapa Khamenei…. Shah of Iran.
    Paul Bija….. Cameroonian President.
    Freda Payne….. “Band of Gold”.

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  6. Bill Duke
    Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
    Norman Coburn
    Ken Rosewall
    Eileen Derbyshire

    Nice work Mr Twatt.

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  11. Congratulations GT.

    Dave Scott
    Renée Richards
    Roy Clarke
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    John Hall (former NUFC chairman)

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  12. Willie Nelson
    Frankie Valli
    Petula Clark
    Bill Wyman
    Rick Wakeman

    That’s one DP I’d rather not have won.
    Well played KK.

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    • poor Kev.

      he sold a couple of million home perm kits on Merseyside.

      and Brut was the most shoplifted aftershave in Liverpool .

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      • The only defender I ever saw who could mark Keegan successfully was Martin Buchan. Kevin himself also admitted this was the case. In his Hamburg days, Kevin turned the great Berti Vogts inside out. Yes, a prime era Keegan was that good.

        Had a 1980 era Keggy been in that side vs the Dirty Argies instead of Whale Tongue or Lord Bellendham, who knows how that World Cup campaign would have ended….

  15. RIP Kev.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick – release the warbling cunt.
    Alan Price
    Georgie Fame
    Eric Burdon

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  16. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Keegan was one of the greatest footballers produced by this country. Shankly developed him well.

    R.I.P

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  19. RIP Kev. One of the greatest English players ever.
    Roger McGough
    John Gorman
    Nanette Newman
    Caren Marsh Doll
    Johnny Hamp.

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  25. Met Kevin when he was Manchester City manager. A very nice bloke.
    A star of a player too. Unlike a good few cunts now, you could see playing for England meant everything to him. Also admired his guts. When he faced down the hordes of Newcastle fans in person after selling that miserable twat Andy ‘call me Andrew’ Cole to Manchester United. Even his anti-Fergie outburst on Sky showed his love for the game. Always a fighter.

    Even his part in the 1982 World Cup song ‘This Time (We’ll Get It Right)’ was sung with his customary English passion and gutso. RIP Keggy, the Fledermaus.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO844xT7ivE

    Wilf McGuinness
    Andy Taylor
    Rita Moreno
    Barbara Bain
    Barbara Feldon

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  26. I always thought Bobby Robson disposed of Kevin too early.
    He would have been 35 at Mexico 86. But, that experience was much needed in the Azteca, with Diego Maradona at the height of his powers. Would Kevin have been worse than than Peter Steptoe Reid? I doubt that very much.

    Also, England’s failure to even qualify for Euro 84, while Keegan was having an Indian Summer at Newcastle United stuck out like a sore knob.

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