“New cases of obesity are rising fastest in younger adults in England, a study suggests.
Rates of new diagnoses for people in their 30s were nearly 20% higher in 2024-25 than they were in 2019-20, according to the study published in The Lancet. For people in their 20s, new cases jumped by 16%.”
Diagnosed?
Obesity?
It’s not chickenpox or a fucking brain tumour you soy cunts!
Another fine example of the infantalisation of “journalism”…”there,there it’s not your fault you’re a fat fucker,it’s a disease you know,anyone could catch it”..
No they fucking can’t.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
It’s a disease all right, Uncle T.
A disease of the mind!
I saw this clip on YouFool. This absolute munter, big enough to have her own postcode, squealing about how someone had ” literally just said I looked like Arianna Grande ”
No dear, you look like Gorlock. What he said was ” you look like you ate Arianna Grande “.
As long as the medical profession encourages this level of delusion, the NHS will continue to be paying millions to deal with obesity related illness.
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Fat Youth.
weird isnt it?
all that time sat on their fat arses looking at screens,
having Dominos delivered pizza,
and never walking anywhere.
met one yesterday, young bloke on a job, big plastic white teeth and he had a pair of tits a page 3 girl would be proud of.
as a youth i was that slim i didnt caste a shadow.
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And yet again our society makes a victim or a virtue of a vice.
Gluttony, indolence, ignorance, the celebration and promotion of evil ideologies. All given state approval and support. Meanwhile the healthy and the hard working are told it’s your responsibility to pay for these cunts.
On a slightly related point I note that Burnham has already gotten over this silly notion of raising the personal allowance and easing the tax burden on workers. Easy mistake, first day on the job. Remember Andy – tax workers MORE not less, MORE not less. I think he’s managed to beat Starmer’s record for the quickest ever u-turn to reveal what a venal, corrupt, nasty little turd he is. Still, at least we’ll be saving £45 on our energy bills, call off the bailiffs we’re rescued from penury.
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Fat pieces of shit who have ruined their God-given perfectly working bodies disgust me.
Imagine being born a legitimate spaz…it must be immensely frustrating to see people destroying themselves through indolence and ignorance.
If I interview a fat cunt, they never get the job. If you can’t be arsed taking care of the only body you’ve got, you’re a waste of space; enjoy your diabetes, lardo.
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This is the result of thick, lazy cunts ordering ultra processed foods from the likes of deliveroo and just eat.
When you cook your own meals, you know what goes into them. Fresh ingredients and fat trimmed meat help you control your calorie intake.
Fat cunts are too stupid to know this and look forward to trundling round Asda in a rascal scooter, while their rolls of blubber spill out the sides
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In a former profession I used to talk to scum about their purchasing habits. Fat lazy dole scroungers always came out with the same line:
“Oh I’d love to buy fresh ingredients but they’re more expensive than all the poisonous filthy fat and salt saturated shit I do buy.”
They usually said this in between mouthfuls of crisps and sausage rolls.
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You and I both know this is bullshit. Fresh vegetables cost fuck all. Pennies in fact.
It’s just easier for the useless fat cunts to stuff their maw with yum yums and Greggs steak bakes than it is for them to spend half an hour in the kitchen throwing together a nutritious meal.
Fat fucking losers.
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32″ waist me.
HeHeHe!
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Me too arfur.
And a 16″ todger.
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#Metoo, arfur.
What’s that, two Lammy’s?
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As a teenager and into my mid 20’s I was an athlete Arfur.
Competing for England but not quite good enough for Great Britain.
I did put on some weight, but not that much.
I couldn’t possibly have been classed as fat, but I got diabetes anyway.
Fuck knows how.
Anyway, a change of diet and the additional weight dropped off.
I am now exactly the same weight as I was when I was 18.
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Being able to cook and feed yourself is a basic life skill.
But schools would rather teach kids about the history of wógs and climate change.
Schools are shit scared of bringing back cookery lessons because the dozy children will end up burning themselves and stabbing each other.
But that shouldn’t stop them from educating a child how to handle knives and how to prepare food.
Before my kid turned into the rude, disrespectful and ungrateful cunt that he now is, I once had him try to help me in the kitchen.
I asked him to peel a spud.
The useless cunt didn’t have a clue.
He watched me for a while but when he tried for himself he couldn’t manage to hold a potato in one hand and a knife in the other.
The way that he was hacking away would have taken his thumb off.
He decided that it was all a waste of time.
I didn’t give up with trying to teach him to cook, but he gave up on trying to learn.
It’s the ignorance and entitlement of kids that stops them learning.
“Cooking is what old people do so they can put food in front of me, which is their job”.
They are so stupid that they don’t realise they will get old and not be able to provide home cooked meals for their own families.
Then they have to rely on smelly immigrants on mopeds to deliver their meals.
Nobody taught me how to cook, but I was brought up in the days when every young boy had a knife and knew how to use it safely.
Somehow we managed to not stab each other or to fall into any camp fires that we lit.
With those skills, cooking good food is just common sense.
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There was a time we used to laugh at Americans and Germans for being roly-poly chubsters, but now we have become the fat cunts, queueing outside Nando’s and stuffing Gregg’s down our gullet.
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I still like to laugh at morbidly obese yanks, Mags.
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Generously proportioned, if you don’t mind LL.
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For sure, Liqours,
When Yanks lay around the house, they lay AROUND the house.
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According to a new study, the BBC will publish any unproven bullshit on a slow news day.
The amount of story’s attributed to so called ‘experts’ has risen more than 80 percent, compared to the same figures from 2018/19, the study, published by a group called License Fee Payers, suggests.
This latest study suggests that it is broadly in agreement with what previous studies had suggested.
A BBC spokesperson said ‘There is no truth in the suggestion that the study suggested lazy journalism. We at the BBC are dedicated to providing the best bullshit that can be found using Google AI and Wikipedia’
Disgruntled BBC customer, Mr F.M Cuntgomery said ‘in a new study that I produced whilst on the khazi this morning, I suggest that the BBC are a bunch of cunts!’
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im a better cook than missus Miserable.
No contest.
i left home at sixteen,
and didnt have a clue how to cook.
necessity is the best teacher.
i learnt to cook, to launder my clothes,
i can sew,
all those things your mam does for you and you take for granted.
Modern youth cant cook because they dont see the need.
Go online, and within the hour a paki on a moped brings you your dinner.
disgraceful.
fuck the little cunts
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‘get off your fat arse’ could now see you residing next too a proper criminal in the clink as a hate crime 😩… cookery lessons in school would consist of learning just eats/Uber/maccys/KFC’s menus word for word …’well done,you got top marks and a free salmonella sandwich’ 🤨
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There there don’t worry.
Take this vaccine that some random cunt on the telly told you to.
Too fat to walk properly?
Settle down here’s a Motability car for you.
Fucking hopeless cunts and their enablers.
Trash.
Good morning.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx8vw5k2x8o
Luckily there’s plenty of slack in Our NHS to sort all this self inflicted mess out..
Isn’t there?
Oven.
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I’ve really piled on the weight over the years.
At 11 stones I’m bang in the middle of the ideal BMI for my height.
But I used to be 8 pounds 5 ounces.
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In my experience, there are more fat fuckers around than just a few year’s ago.
It is completely down to lifestyle.
You never see fit kids with fat parents.
The whole fucking family are lumps of disgusting lard.
And it’s always the fat cunts that want to take their shirts off.
You see them wandering around the streets regardless of the season, with their huge, fat guts hanging over their cheap shorts.
The bloated women wear bra tops and shorts.
Their huge stomachs are bigger than their tits.
We know that they are English.
It’s the way they walk, pigeon toed and dragging their feet.
At least other fat nationalities can walk properly.
It annoys Mrs Cunter no end.
“Look at that fat fucking cunt with his guts out. It’s never a fit guy with a six pack and a nice bulge in his shorts with his top off” She will say.
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Off Topic****
ive taken a totally unprovoked dislike for Andy Burnhams wife.
it doesnt take much for me to dislike someone to be fair,
but this albino mute, has managed it.
She a fuckin mime artist or something?
speak ya cunt!!!
like Harpo Marx without the bubble perm.
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My Elder cooks fresh food daily for herself and the Lass.
She also has the Lass cook at least once a week, so she can learn to follow a recipe and figure out timings so it all ends up on the plate at the same time, which is a skill all by itself.
Hats off to them both. At least the Lass will have a good grasp of preparing tasty, healthy food for herself.
I think it all started to go downhill when schools stopped offering Domestic Science as a subject. Arts story about his son being unable to peel a potato is a case in point.
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The article in the nom says…….
“Research by the Food Foundation has found healthy foods are twice as expensive per calorie than unhealthy foods”.
What lazy fucking cunt thought that one up?
Of course healthy food is more expensive per calorie.
That’s down to unhealthy food having several times the calories of good food.
Healthy food is cheaper than junk food.
Avoid supermarkets and buy from proper butchers, fishmongers and green grocers.
You will save even more because you won’t be chucking uneaten food away because you have brought too much.
It doesn’t take a genius to work that out.
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Lead researcher, Robert Fletcher, said.
“ The stress of looking after children, while working from home and then being able to afford healthy food as inflation increased, has made healthier lifestyles more difficult,”
Ok Robert. May I ask a few questions that those lazy cunts at the BBC couldn’t be arsed with?
Whilst poking your unwanted nose into 55 million confidential medical records, did you also discover people’s employment status?
Why do you assume that single mothers (and I assume you refer to wimminz only) are working from home?
Is it not also possible that they could be sat on their fat arses watching daytime television?
You also assume these mothers are single. Is it not possible that they have a boyfriend bringing an income into the household?
And as they are undoubtedly receiving child benefit, is it not possible that they could use this to feed their children? Or are the spunking it on baccy, weed, booze and scratch cards?
I suggest that rather than making assumptions and claiming to be an expert, you actually get your facts right first.
And one more thing.
Fuck off!
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